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11/14/2010

Zombie on “Nancy Pelosi’s San Francisco”

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 10:56 am



It’s a parody of “Sarah Palin’s Alaska”: a new Zombie collection of pictures of San Francisco weirdos.

She blurs out most of the genitalia, but I’m still not sure it’s safe for work — and I’m pretty sure it’s not safe for your stomach. I still feel a little ill.

Still, a good reminder of what can happen when you let a city become overrun with insane fringe leftists.

29 Responses to “Zombie on “Nancy Pelosi’s San Francisco””

  1. Possibly the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.

    jwarner (a6daed)

  2. Nancy Pelosi replaced the minority whip position with Orange Whip – and named herself “Grand Poobah” – SHOCKING story at:

    http://spnheadlines.blogspot.com/2010/11/pelosi-creates-new-leadership-roles.html

    Peace! 🙂

    Al Dente (9dfaae)

  3. The weirdist photo is the one of the guy with peace signs all over his body. I can’t tell if he is wearing a funky fanny pack or if there is a large female breast growing out of his groin.

    I lived in the Bay Area for 15 years, the last three in San Francisco. I much prefer watching its craziness from just across the state line.

    norcal (38c6bb)

  4. I sincerely recommend not reading Zombie’s article – no offense to Zombie himself who is a creative writer but …

    norcal, you don’t want to know the story of that. Really. You do not. I can only say that neither of your guesses is correct.

    SPQR (26be8b)

  5. I have to go on Thursday and it was gonna be fun then new other guy decided to tag along

    He needs to get off my dick

    happyfeet (42fd61)

  6. Now I don’t want to know what happyfeet is talking about either.

    Nope. Doan wanna.

    SPQR (26be8b)

  7. FWIW, the geezer with the painted peace signs had his scrotum inflated with saline solution. I saw him years ago (that pic) on Little Green Footballs. I suppose Charles Johnson would now be mostly in agreement with the SF ‘tards, having swung from right to far left possibly because Religion of Peace was picked upon. Zombie did a nice photo shoot of the SF Fair where everything goes and cops turn a blind eye to public sex, even with children wandering about.

    Calypso Louie Farrakhan (798aba)

  8. Calypso,

    Thanks for the explanation. Mystery solved.

    norcal (38c6bb)

  9. Why did he inflate his scrotum – because he could.

    daleyrocks (940075)

  10. MSM calls such bachanalia ‘peace rallies’, in order to avoid showing the public what SF residents do in the streets to frighten the horses – and frighten the remaining rational voters.

    Makes you wonder what the MSM thinks ‘peace’ is.

    Insufficiently Sensitive (b6274d)

  11. I remember seeing some pictures like this of some kind of fair in SF a few years ago. With kids in attendance. Possibly they are new recruits, which is really sad to think about.

    PatAZ (43bf4b)

  12. @7: Do I want to know how the saline solution gets in there? Wonder why they never did that on Fear Factor.

    Old Coot (f73cf0)

  13. Oh man, I live just north of SF (Marin Co.) and work downtown….this stuff never ceases to amaze me, yet we still live here. This past election day was the first time my wife and I had the “should we move somewhere else” talk. Problem is my job is here, it’s a good one, and our little neighborhood is surprisingly “normal”. It’s also 72 degrees today and we took the kids for a gorgeous hike in the Marin Headlands. So i guess we’ll stay away from the Folsom Street Fair and the hippy protests downtown!

    Cankle (33bbfd)

  14. _______________________________________________

    Still, a good reminder of what can happen when you let a city become overrun with insane fringe leftists.

    In honor of the symbolic heart of Greece/Mexico/Spain/France/Venezuela (aka California), I post the following. BTW, just as a quick review of Plato and his ancient Greece — and his original positive and then revised negative opinion on homosexuality just about duplicates the controversy today — provides an example of the phrase that “as much as things change, some things never change,” a passage from the Bible, whose specific words I’ve never been truly aware of before, also illustrates that as much as things change, some things never change:

    Genesis 19: Sodom and Gomorrah Destroyed

    The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground.

    “My lords,” he said, “please turn aside to your servant’s house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning.”

    “No,” they answered, “we will spend the night in the square.”

    But he insisted so strongly that they did go with him and entered his house. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without yeast, and they ate.

    Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom–both young and old–surrounded the house. They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.”

    Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, “No, my friends. Don’t do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don’t do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.”

    “Get out of our way,” they replied. And they said, “This fellow [Lot] came here as an alien, and now he wants to play the judge! We’ll treat you worse than them.”

    ^ I admit to not being well versed on the Bible, to a degree that the details of the situation described above is a first-time eye opener to me. An eye opener because it illustrates a level of decadence that sounds about as desperate and lurid as the script of a bad X-rated movie. IOW, Lot was forced into offering his daughters so the dudes in the city wouldn’t rape his two male visitors—who actually were angels in disguise?

    Sounds like something that wouldn’t be too far fetched in “Nancy Pelosi’s San Francisco.”

    Mark (411533)

  15. Yep, I believe you can check out the Folsom St. Fair and other insane doings in the archives at http://www.zombietime.com Never saw Zombie herself.

    I suppose the inflated cojones are some sort of homosexual attraction..mine are bigger than yours. Doctor told one gay co-worker either get a bigger butthole or stop taking foreign objects up it.

    Vanity abounds. Here in Boca a few years back a 50 y.o. dude had penis enhancement and croaked in the doctor’s office. Same thing happened to an 18 y.o. cheerleader who has breast work done.

    Calypso Louie Farrakhan (798aba)

  16. “Still, a good reminder of what can happen when you let a city become overrun with insane fringe leftists.”

    They hate us because of our freedoms.

    imdw (8bb588)

  17. imdw – When are you getting your ball sack inflated?

    daleyrocks (940075)

  18. hold the bratwurst! cries
    ghost of Emperor Norton
    San Francisco treat

    ColonelHaiku (a37d71)

  19. I much prefer watching its craziness from just across the state line.

    The only time I see it is their annual pre-Labor Day pilgrimage to Black Rock.

    Some chump (e84e27)

  20. I don’t get too up tight about who people want to have sex with. But, dude, don’t scare the horses.

    It’s the “Stop Breeding”, “Abort Christians”, and “I Love Abortions” crowd that offended me.

    Gustavus (ac48cc)

  21. There’s San Francisco in one place.

    And, there’s big stockpiles of nuclear weapons over in another place.

    Just sayin’.

    Dave Surls (92aed9)

  22. – When are you getting your ball sack inflated?

    No doubt it’s covered by Obamacare. Including tattoos.

    Vermont Neighbor (95f5db)

  23. Still, a good reminder of what can happen when you let a city become overrun with insane fringe leftists.

    Yes, it becomes such an undesirable place to live that housing prices plummet to a lousy $1.5 million for a three bedroom house.

    But apparently this blog’s readers prefer their trailer parks where at least there aren’t any evil gays around.

    Geek, Esq. (b5e12e)

  24. Comment by Geek, Esq. — 11/14/2010 @ 7:22 pm

    Thinking with the Little Head again, are we?

    AD-RtR/OS! (8b6ecc)

  25. >Yes, it becomes such an undesirable place to live that housing prices plummet to a lousy $1.5 million for a three bedroom house.

    If you think 1.5 million as the median home price is a GOOD THING, then you really are very very stupid.

    Jones (72b0ed)

  26. And for that 1.5 million, you get public schools you can’t send your kids to, as well.

    luagha (2898b6)

  27. The open sex in the streets is disgusting, but what’s really scary are some of those signs. And I don’t just mean the misspellings and food stains on them. God forbid any of these folks actually panhandle enough money for bus fare out of San Francisco.

    Though I have to acknowledge the “Why not outlaw heterosexuality instead? Strike at the source!” sign as at least an attempt at cleverness.

    Nels (3e56d7)

  28. “But apparently this blog’s readers prefer their trailer parks where at least there aren’t any evil gays around.”

    Talk about strawman. If you don’t have a problem with people – any kind of people – having sex – any kind of sex – in the open, then you have a serious problem.

    Optimus Prime (0692b1)

  29. Let’s see, what was that description from the talk about TV viewing habits? Oh yeah. “Democrats like stories about damaged people, which Republicans prefer to avoid.”

    LarryD (f22286)


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