8/6/2005

4 Responses to “Churchillian Witty Comeback”

1. Or, as Ronald Reagan would say, tax it.

   Mark D (a9eb8b) — 8/6/2005 @ 3:58 pm

   
   

2. My favorite was when some snooty lady accused him of being drunk and his reply went something like this, ” Yes Madam, but in the morning I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.”

   Thomas Bullock (ee3eb6) — 8/7/2005 @ 6:07 pm

   
   

3. Didn’t Lady Astor tell him, “Winston, if you were my husband, I’d poison your coffee.” to which he replied “If you were my wife I’d drink it.”

   bureaucrat (825e78) — 8/25/2005 @ 12:36 am

   
   

4. One time at a party a woman said to Winston Churchill, “Mr.Churchill you are drunk!” to which he replied, “Madame, you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober!”

   hi olivia (06027b) — 11/24/2005 @ 2:42 pm