Patterico's Pontifications

6/1/2005

Because I Like Problems.

Filed under: Bear Flag League,Humor,Law — Angry Clam @ 4:09 pm

Xrlq’s new terms of use (no link!) specify a 75 word limit, along with hyperlink, for quotations. Therefore, I present to you the following:

If the Dems do not filibuster a single judicial candidate between now and January 20, 2009, or if the first filibuster is met with the same “nuclear” response the Republicans should have brought last week, Paul wins a bottle of Merlot, of a label of his choice, price not to exceed $20.00. Otherwise, I win a bottle of a type of my choice, subject to the same price constraints. Basically, I win either way. I’m open…

That quotation is 76 75 words long, and I didn’t include a link! HA!


The terms of use are a good joke. I particularly enjoy #15.

5 Comments

  1. I like #6.

    Comment by Patterico (e1f9fc) — 6/1/2005 @ 4:42 pm

  2. You guys think I’m kidding, eh? Looks like the Clam overlooked the self-help provision of Section 14. Oh yeah, it wasn’t even there at the time. Ha!

    Comment by Xrlq (6c76c4) — 6/1/2005 @ 6:33 pm

  3. Sheer blog beauty.

    Comment by Angry Clam (f05866) — 6/1/2005 @ 8:19 pm

  4. Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh, you two.

    Shouldn’t you just rent a room?

    Comment by Paul Deignan (664c74) — 6/1/2005 @ 8:42 pm

  5. My personal favorite is #13. While the rest are insanely one-sided in my favor, #13 is just insane.

    Comment by Xrlq (717f9d) — 6/1/2005 @ 8:59 pm

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