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This time directed by Janeane Garofalo toward Herman Cain, with racist Keith Olbermann egging her on. Go ahead, follow the link and watch the Real Clear Politics video.
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Janeane Garofalo is the love child of KKKilgore Trout and Helen Thomas.
DohBiden (d54602) — 8/19/2011 @ 8:47 amI can see why she things that Harman Cain must have been bribed. She knows that’s how you get Blacks to vote for liberals, so obviously….
Pious Agnostic (291f9a) — 8/19/2011 @ 8:57 amThey should remake Fatal Attraction and Janeane Godawfulho should portray the main villain.
DohBiden (d54602) — 8/19/2011 @ 9:18 amcable news is gayer than putin
happyfeet (3c92a1) — 8/19/2011 @ 9:20 amcable news is gayer than putin
Comment by happyfeet — 8/19/2011 @ 9:20 am
Putin’ what? Where?
Pious Agnostic (291f9a) — 8/19/2011 @ 9:21 amShe sure has no problem adopting an air of superiority when discussing conservative black people.
JD (d48c3b) — 8/19/2011 @ 9:26 amI sure have no problem if someone would dropkick her in the testicles.
DohBiden (d54602) — 8/19/2011 @ 9:30 amFrom Canine Grrrawfalo’s lofty position atop the human pyramid, all other individuals are inferior to her. So it’s not necessarily racist that she feels superior to all Black people.
It’s just her perspective from way up there.
Pious Agnostic (291f9a) — 8/19/2011 @ 9:37 amToo bad no real political insiders like Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand, or Matt Damon were available to appear with Edward R. Olbermann to trade witticisms and demonstrate their insights and brainpower. Jeanine really is quite far down on the celebrity chain for a man of his accomplishments and reputation. Oh wait.
elissa (7b8af7) — 8/19/2011 @ 9:54 amGarofalo on Garofalo: “I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”
ropelight (9a35ea) — 8/19/2011 @ 9:55 amDoes Keef ever wonder, did I ‘David Caruso’ myself
Charlie Sheen (565969) — 8/19/2011 @ 9:57 am(after NYPD Blues)
Please consider referring to Garofalo by her correct birth name, “Racist Garofalo.” “Janeane” is just a stage name. I’m convinced of this, and I have every bit as much evidence a Racist Garofalo has that Cain is only in the race because the White Man is paying him.
Say it with me:
“Racist Garofalo.” Or maybe “Racist J. Garofalo.”
Mitch (890cbf) — 8/19/2011 @ 10:12 amBush used to do alcohol but no longer does.
Meanwhile Obama admitted to doing Cocaine but is defended by Janeane Godmaheyes.
DohBiden (d54602) — 8/19/2011 @ 10:13 am“This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.” — Racist J Garofalo
Pious Agnostic (291f9a) — 8/19/2011 @ 10:16 amThis is about hating a shemale. This is shemaleophobia straight up.-Me.
DohBiden (d54602) — 8/19/2011 @ 10:17 amGarofalo, and Olbermann!
Another Drew - Restore the Republic / Obama Sucks! (091496) — 8/19/2011 @ 10:21 amSo, this was seen by all of 16 people, world-wide.
And, in other news, Walter Cronkite is still dead.
I confess that I think she was kind of cute in “The Truth About Cats And Dogs”.
Pious Agnostic (291f9a) — 8/19/2011 @ 10:22 amThen she joined Air America, and the rest is history.
Charlie Sheen (565969) — 8/19/2011 @ 10:23 amGarofalo denounced the Tea Party (Taxed Enough Already protests, April 2009, saying:
Since then Garofalo has continued to denounce the TEA Party, she opens her stand-up comedy shows with the line:”If there’s any tea baggers here, welcome, and as always, white power.”
ropelight (9a35ea) — 8/19/2011 @ 10:30 amPious Agnostic, here’s Garofalo on The Truth About Cats And Dogs:
ropelight (9a35ea) — 8/19/2011 @ 10:37 amI prefer “R.J.” among friends, but you teabagging rednecks can suck it and go back to paying Cain to run. Me, I have a tattoo appointment at 11, a tattoo removal appointment at noon and a hipster-glasses optician appointment at 1.
Racist J. Garofalo (890cbf) — 8/19/2011 @ 10:47 amropelight, yeah I know, she basically took a sh*t all over the picture because, you know, it was too corporate and appealing and accessible and not hip enough and not obscure at all.
So, which animal shelter did she donate her check too?
Pious Agnostic (291f9a) — 8/19/2011 @ 10:52 amRemember when Hollywood was trying to cast Garofalo as a leading lady in romantic comedies? Back when I had HBO, that movie “The Truth about Cats and Dogs” used to play all the damn time. I never understood what they were trying to do with her — she always reminded me of either my most unpleasant ex-girlfriend, or the girl in college I learned to avoid because she was so damn caustic and annoying. Anyway, I note that her movie career today pretty much consists of doing voice-overs for animated Pixar flicks. When just her voice is involved, her general abrasiveness seems to be somewhat diminished.
JVW (4d72aa) — 8/19/2011 @ 11:10 amBeefalo is the product of a cow mated to a buffalo. A Garafalo a giraffe mated to a..what?
John425 (f8a299) — 8/19/2011 @ 11:17 amHippalo?
Moosalo?
Giant Box of Juicealo?
Sharkalo?
Brian Fellows (291f9a) — 8/19/2011 @ 11:33 amSkunkalo?
I’ll be in my bunkalo!
Darn, I forgot we don’t do socks in any thread but the designated. Sorry, Brian Fellows was me.
Pious Agnostic (291f9a) — 8/19/2011 @ 11:59 amSame (forgot). “Racist J.” was me.
Mitch (890cbf) — 8/19/2011 @ 12:39 pmI would not like to see Janeane Garofalo eating a corn dog. Unless is was a black corn dog. Then I’d laugh.
Birdbath (19803d) — 8/19/2011 @ 12:49 pmShe has a face for radio.
daleyrocks (bf33e9) — 8/19/2011 @ 1:05 pmGarofalo doesn’t do hot dogs or hamburgers, in her 2010 stand-up in Seattle, she revealed her ten-year asexual relationship with her boyfriend. Garofalo denied any interest in sex whatsoever.
ropelight (9a35ea) — 8/19/2011 @ 1:10 pm==Comment by ropelight — 8/19/2011 @ 1:10 pm==
Oh, I did not know that. Well, that there’s another thing she prolly has in common with Mr. Olbermann, then.
elissa (7b8af7) — 8/19/2011 @ 1:14 pmIn 1989/90 I saw Janeane at Catch a Rising Star in Harvard Square. She was wearing Doc Martens and yelling at me I felt. The crowd thought she was “edgy”. I wanted to throw something at her.
Birdbath (19803d) — 8/19/2011 @ 1:20 pmRopelight it’s a good thing to know that Janeane hasn’t any interest in sex whatever. Seems to me that the rest of the world feels the same way about sex with Janeane–ain’t interested.
But Aaron why do you give even two electrons worth of time to Olberdouche?
Comanche Voter (0e06a9) — 8/19/2011 @ 1:28 pmHere’s some less than positive news that Barry can contemplate while Michelle eats her lobster:
The Market closed down again for the fourth straight Friday, week-to-week, losing a total of 14.7% of value since Friday, July 22nd!
How’s that Hope & Change working out for you?
Another Drew - Restore the Republic / Obama Sucks! (166457) — 8/19/2011 @ 3:28 pmJaneane Godawfulho should hook up with Gwen Ifill.
DohBiden (d54602) — 8/19/2011 @ 4:12 pm______________________________________________
This time directed by Janeane Garofalo
Why does that nitwit get any attention to begin with? She’s a two-bit comedienne who I believe was on Saturday Night Live several years ago. But that show sucks as much as, if not more than, she does. So if that’s where she first got into the public spotlight, that’s one pathetic spotlight.
There’s the phrase “love me or hate me, but please don’t ignore me.”
Garofalo should be ignored.
Mark (411533) — 8/19/2011 @ 4:39 pmMan, they are really trying to cram the evidence into the “Tea Party = angry white guys” narrative, aren’t they? It’s like watching a fat guy try to fit into one seat on an airplane. With the armrests down.
CliveStaples (963fef) — 8/19/2011 @ 4:47 pmYou’re right Mark, Garafalo was on SNL for 6 months, she abruptly left the TV comedy show in mid-season, March ’95 complaining that her experience as a regular cast member left her “anxious and depressed” and that a sexist attitude pervaded the show. She called many of the sketches “juvenile and homophobic.”.
According to New York Magazine, Garofalo considered her brief stint on SNL “the most miserable experience of her life.”
ropelight (9a35ea) — 8/19/2011 @ 5:13 pmSo, if she didn’t like working on SNL, and didn’t like “Cats & Dogs” has she ever had a satisfying experience in her life.
I mean, I realize, not in the last 10 sexless years, but before that, even?
Pious Agnostic (6048a8) — 8/19/2011 @ 5:24 pmWhat would Janeane Godawfulcrap and Charles johnsonless’s love child look like?
DohBiden (d54602) — 8/19/2011 @ 5:31 pmprobably like a cute little baby at first
happyfeet (3c92a1) — 8/19/2011 @ 5:50 pmSarah Palin 2012. Am so love struck…
The Emperor (5647ed) — 8/19/2011 @ 6:08 pmColonel had a dream
ColonelHaiku (d1f5ff) — 8/19/2011 @ 7:02 pmOwen “Minus Man” Wilson
took care of Janeane
Awwwww, Lovie is in wuv!
Icy Texan (57ba59) — 8/19/2011 @ 7:40 pmhttp://sarahpac.com/posts/thank-you-iowa?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Vogon Constructor Fleet (565969) — 8/19/2011 @ 7:46 pmJaneane and Owen
Timesdislaiku (10a632) — 8/19/2011 @ 8:31 pmWilson timesguy can’t stand the
mediocrity
Janeane standup roots
Timesdislaiku (10a632) — 8/19/2011 @ 8:35 pmin Boston if you can’t be
funny be racist
Janeane is a dyke.
Even she would scare a bike.
DohBiden (d54602) — 8/19/2011 @ 8:41 pmall I know is Janeane Garofalo knows Wynona Ryder personally, which is pretty cool
happyfeet (3c92a1) — 8/19/2011 @ 8:44 pm*Winona* Ryder I mean is who she knows
happyfeet (3c92a1) — 8/19/2011 @ 8:47 pmhappy
does she ever sing to her, “could you be my little movie star? Could you be my long lost girl? Its true that i don’t really know you, but I’m alone in the world…”?
Aaron Worthing (73a7ea) — 8/19/2011 @ 9:16 pmI kinda bet they don’t talk anymore winona is all pretty and glamorous and wonderful and garofalo is sort of a noodge
that was Mr. nk’s word I think
happyfeet (3c92a1) — 8/19/2011 @ 9:23 pmglad you got home ok
happyfeet (3c92a1) — 8/19/2011 @ 9:24 pmIf Janeane and Winona fused together it would be the end of the world.
DohBiden (d54602) — 8/19/2011 @ 9:44 pmI would not have sex with Janeane with Mr. Feets’ tinky winky and Winona is just a thiefy thief thief.
daleyrocks (bf33e9) — 8/19/2011 @ 10:06 pmwinona is multifaceted like crinkle cut fries
happyfeet (3c92a1) — 8/19/2011 @ 10:13 pm“Garofalo”
She brings the ugly.
In adition she has all the charm of a rabid wolverine.
So far down the food chain, she doesn’t even qualify as a lifeform.
Dave Surls (ed1f61) — 8/20/2011 @ 2:33 am“…she revealed her ten-year asexual relationship with her boyfriend.”
And, the gene pool heaves a great sigh of relief.
Plus, I’ll bet her “boyfriend” is pretty happy too.
Dave Surls (ed1f61) — 8/20/2011 @ 2:36 amI usually use the quote “The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its butt”- Greaseafalo has not climbed to any heights as yet. She just bends over and displays her a$$ right on the ground.
ohiochili (9a2b52) — 8/20/2011 @ 2:52 amargentine ducktail
ColonelHaiku (d1f5ff) — 8/20/2011 @ 6:38 amfalse bravado got nuthin’
on Garalphalo
We’re dealing with a sick puppy here, Garofalo isn’t able to get along with anyone for any length of time, she’s got a paranoid personality and suffers from chronic fear of persecution. Danger is everywhere, several nefarious someones are ‘out there’ conspiring against her (and all other ‘good’ people), lurking in the shadows, pretending to be her friends and admirers, but treacherously waiting for the right time to pounce unexpectedly the instant she relaxes her guard. Vigilance is life.
Paradoxically, while Garofalo lives in fear of betrayal, she’s both driven to seek attention and yet she’s terrified of close personal interaction (asexual relationship). Stand-up comedy and TV interviews offer her a temporary substitute for the human contact she craves and it simultaneously provides the immediate physical separation her delusions require to remain unexamined.
By making herself both physically and intellectually repulsive (unkempt appearance, greasy hair, numerous tattoos, foul mouth, hateful denunciations, prejudicial assumptions) Garofalo maintains the isolation necessary to prevent any exposure of her delusions which might occasion identification leading to diagnosis and treatment.
ropelight (b88979) — 8/20/2011 @ 7:07 amunkempt appearance, greasy hair, numerous tattoos, foul mouth
Ah, yes… the young Mickey Rourke.
ColonelHaiku (d1f5ff) — 8/20/2011 @ 7:17 amIn the early ’90s at the Santa Monica Improv, I witnessed a fascinating exchange. Another comic, a friend of Garafalo’s (who had been mistreated, and cast aside by her when he was no longer useful), was coming offstage as she was coming onstage. They passed in the hall as the emcee transitioned, and she couldn’t avoid him…
JG: “Oh! Haven’t seen YOU in awhile, HI!!”
Him: “F*ck you.”
Awesome, a metaphor for her ability to turn goodwill into ill. She went up and bit it, I’m sure that moment was going through her head for awhile. I will never forget it.
Timesdisliker (4c9e8a) — 8/20/2011 @ 7:39 amshe’s unusual
ColonelHaiku (d1f5ff) — 8/20/2011 @ 7:52 ambut thirty days in The Hole?
that would be too cruel
LiLo Rosie O
Timesdislaiku (4c9e8a) — 8/20/2011 @ 8:38 amLauper timesguy think Colonel
on 12 kinds of fire
Danny Zuko got swerve
Timesdislaiku (4c9e8a) — 8/20/2011 @ 8:40 amjust guess but with Rosie O
bravado ain’t false
timesguy got test if
Timesdislaiku (4c9e8a) — 8/20/2011 @ 8:43 amgirl won’t touch shmegegge she
play for other team
times guy preference
ColonelHaiku (d1f5ff) — 8/20/2011 @ 9:10 amgirls with good taste or girls what
taste delicious, hmmm?
timesguy love ladies
Timesdislaiku (4c9e8a) — 8/20/2011 @ 10:15 amladies love the timesguy
lots to spread around
speaking of taste one
Timesdislaiku (4c9e8a) — 8/20/2011 @ 10:20 amgirl tasted like burrito
with molé sauce
Mrs. timesguy just
Timesdislaiku (4c9e8a) — 8/20/2011 @ 10:22 amwalk in ha ha ha ha ha
just jokin’ honey!