10/25/2014

9 Responses to “Saturday Evening Humor: Seen on the Twitters”

1. yeah, that was definitely worth a giggle…

   and “Ding!”

   redc1c4 (dab236) — 10/25/2014 @ 7:51 pm

   
   

2. Hah! So true and… Shared.

   David (d5c606) — 10/25/2014 @ 8:06 pm

   
   

3. Stealing it.

   nk (dbc370) — 10/25/2014 @ 8:09 pm

   
   

4. The apple is evidence that even God does not understand women. He went and told Eve not to eat the apple. He told a woman, a woman!, she was not allowed to do something. Of course she went and did the opposite. And a woman needs a man to agree with her more than she needs air to breathe, and so she went and got Adam to validate her by eating from the apple too. The snake was superfluous.

   nk (dbc370) — 10/25/2014 @ 9:02 pm

   
   

5. And I had heard that the reason we are no longer in the Garden of Eden is because Eve insisted on navigating using Apple Maps …

   Alastor (2e7f9f) — 10/25/2014 @ 11:08 pm

   
   

6. O/T but, Deport Them First:

   (h/t from Hotair)

   Alleged California cop killer was deported twice

   askeptic (efcf22) — 10/26/2014 @ 7:35 am

   
   

7. http://t.co/YaNSnj9eoO

   Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 10/26/2014 @ 7:47 am

   
   

8. In their defense, reading and writing were not invented yet…

   Michael Ejercito (4775b5) — 10/26/2014 @ 6:09 pm

   
   

9. So, three nuns are at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, “Sisters, welcome, but as a matter of form there is a question I must ask each of you before I let you in”. He turns to the first one and asks, “Who was the first man?” And the nun says, “Adam.” Trumpets sound, angels sing, the Pearly Gates swing open. The nun walks in.

   St. Peter turns to the second nun and says, “And, now, sister, can you tell me who was the first woman?” The nun says, “Eve”. Trumpets sound, angels sing, the Pearly Gates swing open. The second nun walks in.

   St. Peter looks at the third nun and asks, “And you, sister, can you tell me what Eve said to Adam?” The nun gets a perplexed look, scratches her chin, and says, “Gee, that’s a hard one”. Trumpets sound, angels sing, the Pearly Gates swing open.

   nk (dbc370) — 10/26/2014 @ 6:27 pm