Friday Funnies, Pt. 2: Skinny Dipping Joe
[guest post by Dana]
Just when there is so much awfulness going on in the world this week, along comes Joe Biden:
Secret Service agents dread being assigned to protect the vice president, in part because Biden’s a big fan of skinny dipping, according to a new tell-all book.
Biden is portrayed as being more interested in coming off as a “regular Joe” than being potentially responsible for the nation’s nuclear codes.
Not to mention he’s a guy who apparently doesn’t have a problem getting naked.
“Agents say that, whether at the vice president’s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude,” Kessler writes.
Ew.
–Dana
i thought the more interesting was that female Secret Service hoochies assigned to Joe were describes as being discomfited
these are the same hoochies what work with the Secret Service dudes what go through third world prostitutes like they were lays potato chips
go figure
but really honestly if this is the biggest thing Ronald on Joe
I hope he didn’t get a big Hillary-sized advance
happyfeet (8ce051) — 8/1/2014 @ 9:29 pm*described* i mean
…and Ronald *has* on Joe
sorry I’m commenting hastily when I should slow down and take more time
happyfeet (8ce051) — 8/1/2014 @ 9:31 pmThis person was Barack Obama’s choice for Vice President and the first major decision he made as the Democrat nominee for President. Biden is a buffoon, a known plagiarist, and one of the dimmest of the least intelligent US Senators in the 1980’s, 1990’s, and 2000’s. And unlike every other US Senator, Biden had not been smart enough to become a multi-millionaire in his multi-decade Senate career.
He was however, Obama’s choice for V.P. And probably a superior selection than ANY of Obama’s Cabinet picks.
rd (af474b) — 8/1/2014 @ 9:36 pmSecret Service folks I talked to were not very fond of the retired President Peanut detail either. His son lived in my hood and I got ’em grumbling a few times when Jimmah came to visit.
daleyrocks (bf33e9) — 8/1/2014 @ 9:40 pmAmericans are just stupid.
mg (31009b) — 8/1/2014 @ 9:53 pmLearn to vote, morons.
“Secret Service folks I talked to were not very fond of the retired President Peanut detail either.”
There is a nice book titled “Riding with Reagan,” written by one of his Secret Service agents who used to ride with Reagan even after the presidency. He was assigned as soon as Reagan was elected as there were no other agents who knew how to ride. On Inauguration Day, Nancy Reagan addressed the agent by his first name as they left the White House. Roselyn Carter was astonished that Nancy knew the agent’s name. Interesting to see who are the poseurs and the arrogant among the different parties. The SS hated Hillary.
Mike K (b5c01a) — 8/1/2014 @ 10:47 pmYes, mg. Voting is very, very important.
You would think we would all have learned that by now.
Simon Jester (63f985) — 8/1/2014 @ 11:39 pmlearned what?…..
hey, squirrel!
redc1c4 (abd49e) — 8/2/2014 @ 12:18 amif i had people who’s day to day j*b was to keep me alive, i’d not only make sure i knew them, but i’d go out of my way to make life easier on them, and do what they asked/needed.
and i’d damn sure know their names.
then again, i was Infantry in another life, so i understand teamw*rk is essential to staying alive in dangerous ground.
redc1c4 (abd49e) — 8/2/2014 @ 12:21 ami’d forgotten about this already…
when Clintons tell me things are completely made up
that just reminds me of Anthony Weiner anymore
happyfeet (8ce051) — 8/2/2014 @ 1:38 amDan Quayle has 40 IQ points on this guy.
Kevin M (b357ee) — 8/2/2014 @ 2:18 amLooks like captain Binghamton of
mg (31009b) — 8/2/2014 @ 3:01 amMchale’s navy.
Gird your loins.
SarahW (267b14) — 8/2/2014 @ 6:40 amI accept your apology for this post, Dana.
nk (dbc370) — 8/2/2014 @ 7:02 amAnd yet if it was Obama vs Biden, right now today, for the presidency I would have no problem voting for Joe Biden. He at least likes people, America and having fun. As opposed to the sociopath in the WH.
Kevin M (b357ee) — 8/2/2014 @ 8:47 am“toot, toot… all aboard the S.S. Moron!”
Colonel Haiku (ffa369) — 8/2/2014 @ 9:06 am“And yet if it was Obama vs Biden, right now today, for the presidency I would have no problem voting for Joe Biden.”
Kevin M – Didn’t somebody famous claim he was the brains of the Democrat Party?
daleyrocks (bf33e9) — 8/2/2014 @ 9:36 amIn the interest of comity, shouldn’t the President of the Senate have a two-(person*) float that he could share with the Speaker of the House?
askeptic (efcf22) — 8/2/2014 @ 11:03 am* I don’t know if either of them qualifies for the “man” title.
17- No, only that he had “gravitas”.
askeptic (efcf22) — 8/2/2014 @ 11:04 amThe Kerry-Hillary-Biden-Obama group of US Senators who moved up to Preident-VP- Sec State(s)
shows that a high percentage of high level Democrats are idiots. Illiterate on Foreign Policy and Economics.
But this post makes me wonder what Joe meant when he told Obama that “this is big f***ing deal”.
You are all welcome for that visual…
If Joe is walking around the pool naked with female agents around, he is guilty of sexual harrasment
steveg (794291) — 8/2/2014 @ 11:44 am#WarOnWomen and all that
This brings to mind Ann Coulter’s one-liner about Biden’s Secret Service nickname: “Assassination Insurance.”
bridget (37b281) — 8/2/2014 @ 1:00 pmNo, so long as he doesn’t make sexual advances to them it isn’t harrassment. And according to the Democrats and NOW it’s even OK to make one advance per agent, however crude, so long as it’s not repeated if she turns it down. At least that’s what they said about the Paula Jones case.
Milhouse (9d71c3) — 8/2/2014 @ 10:01 pmPlease pass the mind’s-eye bleach.
Dave (in MA) (35a832) — 8/2/2014 @ 10:20 pmSince Teh Emperor has no clothes on, why should the vice-Emperor be any different ?
Alastor (2e7f9f) — 8/2/2014 @ 11:53 pm