I used to watch a show called “Dinosaurs” set on the ancient continent of Pangaea. They had a takeoff on “America’s Funniest Home Videos” called “Pangaea’s Funniest Home Injuries.” So: this is America’s Funniest Home Injuries.

This is an old video, but I saw it for the first time tonight. If you are able not to laugh at these people’s misfortune, you’re a better person than I am.

Apparently this doesn’t happen that often.

Seems like a story on a slow news day.

It’s a first!

POLICE plan to use spy drones in the hunt for a Rambo-style ex-soldier and policeman who has murdered three people and vowed to kill again.

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Yesterday, as a task force of 125 officers, some riding Snowcats in the rugged terrain, continued their search, it was revealed that Dorner has become the first human target for remotely-controlled airborne drones on US soil.

A senior police source said: “The thermal imaging cameras the drones use may be our only hope of finding him. On the ground, it’s like looking for a needle in a haystack.”

He has declared his intent to kill others, and has been described as a domestic terrorist.

I wonder if Obama is soliciting memos on whether he can kill him with a drone strike without a trial.

P.S. It’s more than a little scary that it’s tough to tell whether my quasi-joke will be taken seriously.

In fact, it’s tough to tell whether I’m right.

Woman parks car in non-handicapped parking spot. Government workers convert it into a handicapped spot while the car is parked there — and then tow the car for being in a handicapped spot.