The Jury Talks Back


Project Valour-IT

Filed under: Uncategorized — Scott Jacobs @ 7:54 am

Time to man-up and put out some cash for one of my favorite charities.  The story behind this awesome idea can be found here, and to put it in perspective, if ever I become amazingly, obscenely wealthy and have the occasion to leave a large portion of my wealth to charity upon my passing, I will name this one first.

I have, without consulting anyone else (sorry about that), opted to throw The Jury’s support behind the US Army team (headed by Blackfive himself).  I do this not because I value the other branches less (I will always love the USMC, and a dear dear friend graduates from Great Lakes Recruit Training Command on the 20th of November), but because I still intend to get my ass into the US Army, and also because I hope to lessen slightly the Bride Price our friend Adjective Dana has set for his lovely and wonderful daughter, PFC Pico.

Hey, I gotta do what I gotta do, eh?  Don’t you judge me.

So give what you can, as you are able.  If you wanna give in the name of one of the other, equally awesome branches of service, you may do so here (simply go to that link, and pick your favorite branch, I promise to think only slightly less of you for not supporting Team Army :) ), or you may give to the general, non-team specific fund here.

They gave so much for us, this is the least we can do.

Edit: Wiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.  Son of a…  See, this is why we can’t have nice things, Patrick.  I can’t even get the java/flash/whatever link/image to post right.

Click here to give in the name of Team Army.

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What’s Capitalism Done For You?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Scott Jacobs @ 5:46 am

The above title is a direct quote of a question asked of me by a co-worker, after it was mentioned by him about how the new Moore movie was ‘awesome’.  I forget his exact wording, but it was praising the hack at any rate.

I commented that Moore was highly dishonest and played fast and loose with both facts, time lines, and enjoyed using clever editing tricks to build support for his arguments.

There was no real response to my claim, for the simple reason that there cannot be – it is a provable fact that Moore’s talent lies not so much in “hunting up the truth” as it does in “baffling them with bullshit”.

Bowling for Columbine alone is a wealth of factual errors and editing tricks to make things sound worse than they were (the Heston segments highlight this wonderfully).

Anyways, after a couple of short moments, he asked me – with all apparent seriousness – “Yeah, well what’s capitalism done for you lately?”

You mean besides provide me a job and a paycheck?

It astounds me that people don’t seem to understand that business in this country runs on capitalism and free-market – you provide a good or service at a price the people buying from you can afford, and which pays your costs to produce that good/service plus a little something extra for you  to put in the bank.  That is how the system works.  If you’re lucky, you have something people want to buy, and you make a bunch of money off of it, and are even able to hire other people to do the real work for you.

I suspect this guy wasn’t actually so stupid as to not realize what utter stupidity came out of his idiot-hole, because he immediately said “I don’t wanna talk about this”, which is code for “I am utterly unable to defend my position, so we’re going to walk away from any further potentially embarrassing discussion.

I remained, however, floored.  Seriously, dude who has a paying job bitching about “what’s capitalism done for you?”  What, do he think that the C word is supposed to make money magically appear in your account?  That it is supposed to GIVE you stuff you want without effort?

I suppose that if that was what he thought/been taught about The C Word, then I would understand why he held such disdain for it.

He’s still a complete moron, however, and the fact that he votes frightens me.

“The best argument against democracy is five minutes with the average voter.”

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