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8/22/2012

Winners of Last Week’s Caption Contest

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 7:19 am

Here are the winners of our last caption contest, as determined by me and me alone. Your reward: nothing. As a reminder, here was the picture:

And here are the top ten (well, actually, top twelve, as there was a three-way tie for one spot):

10. “Your card was the Eight of Clubs, right?” — SPQR

9. How many Lightworkers does it take to change a light bulb? — Steven Den Beste

8. “My crystal ball says I am no longer the fairest of all.” — bridget

7. “If only I was this bright…” redc1c4

6. “How does this new teleprompter work?” — daleyrocks

5. “I got a damn crystal ball and I still don’t know what Biden will say next.” — Colonel Haiku

4. “THIS,” he said, holding it up for all to see, “is Bush’s fault.” — Icy

There was a three-way tie for third, with three captions along the same lines, each funny in its own way:

3. “Dammit, it keeps asking ‘Try Again.’” — Ag80

3. “Don’t try again, later.” — Elephant Stone

3. Magic 8 Ball says: “Don’t count on it.” — deb smith

Now the top two:

2 “My halo seems to have slipped off.” — htom

1. “You will soon find yourself in a new career.” — Patricia

Our current caption contest is still running, here.

20 Comments

  1. Let the grousing and second-guessing begin!

    Comment by Patterico (83033d) — 8/22/2012 @ 7:19 am

  2. Happy fun ball jokes should always win. The Halo one did make me laugh though.

    Comment by SarahW (b0e533) — 8/22/2012 @ 7:26 am

  3. There are all outstanding. I really enjoyed that thread. I couldn’t come up with anything, but some of y’all are very funny.

    Congrats, Patricia!

    Comment by Dustin (73fead) — 8/22/2012 @ 7:30 am

  4. *These

    Comment by Dustin (73fead) — 8/22/2012 @ 7:30 am

  5. Rats, I hoped the Cthulu comment would at least raise some recognition (or the “Cthulu Loves the Little Children” response mine generated).

    Oh well, these all were excellent :)

    Comment by ChimpZilla (39aa7f) — 8/22/2012 @ 9:59 am

  6. Racists!

    Comment by Beldar (8e9db8) — 8/22/2012 @ 12:36 pm

  7. I thought Steven and I should have placed higher.

    Comment by SPQR (26be8b) — 8/22/2012 @ 12:39 pm

  8. I received a phone call from someone in Nevada claiming to know that Patricia and htom were using performance enhancing drugs in this competition.

    I suppose that means that the third place finishers will now be elevated to the top spot, huh ?

    Comment by Elephant Stone (65d289) — 8/22/2012 @ 1:20 pm

  9. Let the grousing and second-guessing begin!

    Comment by Patterico — 8/22/2012 @ 7:19 am

    Err, did somebody say something like, “Oh yeah, man, I really gotta win this, ’cause wow, this is really important and meaningful”? It was a cool picture and a fun thread.

    Comment by nk (875f57) — 8/22/2012 @ 1:33 pm

  10. Personally, I cannot wait until Friday for “Where’s Perry?”, Part 2.

    Comment by nk (875f57) — 8/22/2012 @ 1:36 pm

  11. nk,

    Put this loss behind you.

    Besides, you’ve definitely won “First Prize” in a lot of other contests around here, bro.

    Comment by Elephant Stone (65d289) — 8/22/2012 @ 2:08 pm

  12. Besides, you’ve definitely won “First Prize” in a lot of other contests around here, bro.

    Whad’ I get? Whad’ I get?

    Comment by nk (875f57) — 8/22/2012 @ 2:50 pm

  13. #1 doesn’t make sense… he was predicting his own future and saying you?

    You’re not a smart patty.

    Comment by trebek (0b4ce2) — 8/22/2012 @ 4:07 pm

  14. trebek,

    Dude, the point of view of Patricia’s caption is that Obama was reading the “fortune” being predicted by the Magic 8 ball. A number of us wrote Magic 8 ball “predictions.”

    Therefore, Patricia’s use of pronouns was proper.

    Comment by Elephant Stone (65d289) — 8/22/2012 @ 4:15 pm

  15. Thanks, SarahW and Patterico. Congratulations, Patricia!

    Comment by htom (412a17) — 8/22/2012 @ 4:55 pm

  16. Patricia, that was funny.

    (I wish you commented more frequently, too. Always interesting and with a nice dash of snark).

    Comment by Dana (292dcf) — 8/22/2012 @ 5:15 pm

  17. That photo had to be taken by the same media people that kept creating angelic halo photographs during the 08 election. This one looks like they were trying to hint of something like: “feel the force Luke” or Naruto’s Rasingun, or probably some new age hint of Obama the creation force. You would think the media deification of Obama would have died off by now.

    Comment by Ghost_on_the_Wind (9b08f5) — 8/22/2012 @ 7:10 pm

  18. Well, he IS the Second Coming, you know.

    The Second Coming of Lenin, that is.

    Comment by Icy (9bbab7) — 8/23/2012 @ 5:22 am

  19. One more: “The Stars, Like Dust”

    Comment by Kevin M (bf8ad7) — 8/23/2012 @ 12:54 pm

  20. A bit after the fact, but, with this photo, I believe I’ve discovered where The One was when this photo was taken:

    In Space, No One Can Hear You Vote

    Comment by IGotBupkis -- "Faecies Evenio", Mr. Holder? (8e2a3d) — 9/1/2012 @ 8:37 pm

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