Paging Eric Boehlert!
Nothing says “aggressor” like getting the crap beaten out of you:
A medical report compiled by the family physician of accused Trayvon Martin murderer George Zimmerman and obtained exclusively by ABC News found that Zimmerman was diagnosed with a “closed fracture” of his nose, a pair of black eyes, two lacerations to the back of his head and a minor back injury the day after he fatally shot Martin during an alleged altercation.
My bold prediction: this guy does not get convicted of murder.
UPDATE: It just gets better. Martin had injuries to his knuckles, according to autopsy results.