Sockpuppet Friday!
This is the weekly thread where readers are allowed — even encouraged — to sock-puppet other people. Note well: the comments you see below are probably not really written by the person whose name or moniker appears under the comment.
On a blog where things sometimes get tense and tempers might get short, I think this is a nice stress reliever.
One caveat: please, please remember to change back to your original name when you comment on other threads. Invariably, 4-5 people forget to do this, and I end up having to correct the names on other threads.
Remember that the people you are mocking are real people. And as always, if you can’t say something nice, say something funny.
It’s my turn to ravage Chicago now!
rahm emanuel (58d2a4) — 10/1/2010 @ 4:57 pmMore like JEW PUPPET Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL LOL LOL
btw, anyone hiring?
Rick Sanchez (b54cdc) — 10/1/2010 @ 5:02 pmWatch it, Rick. Don’t you ever come lookin’ for a job in my town, you hear? Al’s boys will do a number on ya.
rahm emanuel (58d2a4) — 10/1/2010 @ 5:06 pm…and here’s a dead fish to prove it.
rahm emanuel (58d2a4) — 10/1/2010 @ 5:06 pm¡La Sra. Allred, por favor me dejó salir del sótano! ¡Prometo siempre limpiar su casa maravillosa la manera que usted quiere! ¿Puedo tener un pedazo de pan para mis niños hambrientos?
Esmerelda (a18ddc) — 10/1/2010 @ 5:21 pmRick!
Do you need a lawyer?
I know, I know they kinda got you locked down as stupid after that-“Iceland is too cold for volcanos” comment, but I think I can still work with you.
Can you cry on cue?
Gloria Allred (565543) — 10/1/2010 @ 5:24 pmListen Sucker!!! I want your vacation villa under the Tuscan sun. I was gentle at first with my hints, but if you don’t give it to me, I’ll have to sick Michelle on you, and you know you won’t like that!!!!
Barakky Obama (5a11f5) — 10/1/2010 @ 5:37 pmRick – You’ve got my support. What you said was absolutely factual. I don’t know how they can fire you for telling the truth. It’s too bad those people control so much of the media.
imadw (940075) — 10/1/2010 @ 5:47 pmGod damn it. The Joooos who run the media fired me!
Richardo Sanchez (f97997) — 10/1/2010 @ 6:21 pmThere is no truth to the rumor that when
Gloria Allred (f97997) — 10/1/2010 @ 6:22 pmI worked for Jerry Brown, that my primary job duty was giving him a hummer.
I am getting ready to do an expose on O’Donnell. Apparently one time in the third grade she was caught passing notes in class and then lied about it!
Patterico (f97997) — 10/1/2010 @ 6:24 pmI think it is ridiculous that Meg Whitman is claiming she did not know what her husband was doing. I know that if one of my lovers was running a prostitution ring out of my house, or growing marijuana, I would know!
Barney Frank (f97997) — 10/1/2010 @ 6:26 pmRick Sanchez:DeadF001
Stuxnet Worm (565543) — 10/1/2010 @ 6:29 pmOkay, I will tell the real reason why they call me shooter. You see, there is a girl’s volleyball team that practice behind my house and I like to sneak around in the bushes, unzip my pants and [censored by patterico: dude, that is disgusting]
Shooter (f97997) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:06 pmInser long long long verbose wordy pompous pedantic arrogant self-lefteous rant full of half truth asspulls and general leftist dogma here.
shooter (ffe6ea) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:06 pmI just bought a new Kia last week, and I already sold it to some mythical being for a 500% profit!
imadouchebag (84da91) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:10 pmYou allowed numerous commenters to sockpuppet me last Friday on the wrong threads, and I’m going to prove it to you!
shooter (84da91) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:10 pmRight now!
shooter (84da91) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:11 pmASAP!
shooter (84da91) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:11 pmI was involved in a political campaign, and it wasn’t as Class President. Just ask me, I know things.
shooter (84da91) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:12 pmChristy O’Dummy is evil and a lying liar that tells lies about when she is lying about the lies she told when she was a lying liar that was lying about lying. Once, her parents asked her who ate the last cookie and the liar said not me when it was the evil lying liar lying because she was the one that ate the last cookie. And she is a witch.
Dustin (04ebf2) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:18 pmI like goats. And my cousins. Butt only the boy ones.
Prof William Yelverton (e7fedc) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:29 pmSheesh. People thought that I crawled up in Palin’s uterus.
Sir Andrew Sullivan (e7fedc) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:30 pmDid you see my article today? If Barcky would have Chimpy McHitler$urton and Darth Cheney arrested and thrown in Gitmo, the Dems could win the midterm elections. It is true, I swear on my Twinkies.
Michael Moore (e7fedc) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:34 pmIf you look at 11(c) you will see that unless you have actually bludgeoned someone in the skull in front of a potential voters to be intimidated you cannot claim intimidation because there is no reasonable belief that count happen to only white people as clearly black people were frightened by the non-intimidating club and the people that did not have clubs had bunnies which were cute and you reactionary xenophobic populists are too busy being bitter clingers and hating a black President while teabagging to see how brilliant I am. And powerline agrees with me.
imdw (e7fedc) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:39 pmIs a sockpuppet thread the proper place to report news? Has this been noted at PP?
Ninth Circuit Sanctions Attorney Who Filed Kozinski Complaint
http://www.metnews.com/articles/2010/sana100110.htm
AKozinski (eeb280) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:45 pmI admire your husband’s career, AK.
Dustin (b54cdc) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:47 pm“AKozinski” (who is neither Alex Kozinski nor his wife):
I can probably find it myself later, but do you have a link to the Judicial Council opinion?
Patterico (f3e208) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:56 pmRicardo Sanchez
ThePrematureShooter (fb9945) — 10/1/2010 @ 7:57 pmI doan know him, he doan know
Premature Shooter
Alex Kozinski
ColonelHaiku (fb9945) — 10/1/2010 @ 8:01 pmtold the donkey “yer outta
order” and then ran
My bad.
I still admire a judge who holds government to the law. I couldn’t care less about the badgering Cyrus, except that I’m amazed at how he is consistently given slaps on wrists and not disbarred.
Dustin (b54cdc) — 10/1/2010 @ 8:04 pmNever mind. Found it.
Patterico (f3e208) — 10/1/2010 @ 8:04 pmPatterico,
No, I looked on the Court web site, and found that the orders don’t cite the complainant, only the case number.
Here’s the listing page:
http://www.ce9.uscourts.gov/misconduct/orders_prototype.php
It must be one of the two issued yesterday, if the MetNews story is correct in its dates.
NotAKozinski (eeb280) — 10/1/2010 @ 8:11 pmLook, all you haters, I found this little brown housekeeper who did nothing more than commit a couple of felonies and fool a rich white person.
So, first, vote for that old, white guy that used to sleep with the blimp we now call Linda Ronstadt, although she’s still a talented singer.
Second, please remember that the little brown people need us old white people to make sure they are afforded all the rights that we think they should have.
And third, I assure you that I’m doing this for all the little brown people despite the fact that my actions have indeed put that poor little brown person in legal jeopardy, as well as all her other compadres.
Because, you know, electing an old white guy is more important than protecting those rights we think they should have.
Or something. Jose, can you bring me a drink?
Gloria Allred (93f9d9) — 10/1/2010 @ 8:16 pmI will represent anyone, for anything, anywhere, as long as it gets me on tv and makes me lots of money.
Gloria Allred (9d1bb3) — 10/1/2010 @ 8:24 pmI’m gonna tell you something. Somebody messes with me, I’m gonna mess with with him. Somebody steals from me, I’m gonna say you stole. Not talk to him for spitting on the sidewalk. Understand? Now, I have done nothing to harm these people but they are angered with me, so what do they do, doctor up some income tax, for which they have no case. To speak to me like me, no, to harass a peaceful man. I pray to god if I ever had a grievance I’d have a little more self respect. One more thing, you have an all out prize fight, you wait until the fight is over, one guy is left standing. And that’s how you know who won.
That’s how you rule Chicago.
rahm (93f9d9) — 10/1/2010 @ 8:26 pmI posted on the Sanai sanction. See the main page.
Patterico (f3e208) — 10/1/2010 @ 8:26 pmMisses Meg was so mean to me I am going to cry more now….Ok, I am so sad that she fired me, why? She is so unfair…and mean.
She paid me $23.00 an hour and she made me feel uncomfortable by asking me to perform housecleaning and nanny duties for three whole hours per day every week! Just think, they were real mean to Rosa Parks in the 1950’s; like Meg was so mean to me….I’m so depressed I am going to go shopping..or I may cry again.
Sometimes her salary to me made me ineligible for WIC and food stamps. This is so unfair…and mean.
Nicky Diaz Santillan (e0e234) — 10/1/2010 @ 8:31 pmI did not have illegal employee relations with that woman — Miss Diaz Santillan
Meg Whitman (fb9e90) — 10/1/2010 @ 9:02 pmnow that
you suckersmy fellow poasters have anted up the cash, and the site is w*rking properly again, as long as you wise asses are honest enough to leave the “website” block un-munged, socks are more decoration than maskirovka.YMMV.
that guy (fb8750) — 10/1/2010 @ 9:48 pm“Let the record show that the plaintiff sounds like she is crying but there are no tears appearing on her face.”
Any Judge in Town (9b018a) — 10/1/2010 @ 9:52 pmI want to keeping the rekord streght abawt my akaddemik rekord, some pipole sez I fudgeth it, but it’s just simply not untrue. My rekord is imprissive and waye bettar than Biden’s one.
Christine O'Donnell (0692b1) — 10/2/2010 @ 4:53 amWell, duh! The stimulus is a huge freakin’ success! No (deep brown stuff)! And, the Dems are going to win BIG in November! Freakin’ really!
Joe "Freakin' Big Deal"Biden (728e13) — 10/2/2010 @ 5:41 amAll right I’m not going back to the thread from hell, but maybe another perspective;
http://presidentaristotle2010.blogspot.com/
ian cormac (6709ab) — 10/2/2010 @ 6:07 amian – Thanks. That garbage has already been spammed in whole text on two threads by davod.
daleyrocks (940075) — 10/2/2010 @ 7:21 amum … guys … its been like more than a year since I went batshit crazy. And all my readers are gone. And I now put comic book covers on my site. And you all mock me.
Can’t we all just get along? Come back … please? I promise I will not preemptively ban people for having the temerity to disagree with the one true lord … er … you can have your own opinion, as long as you don’t express it out loud.
No seriously, my sites gone to hell in a handbasket since y’all left. Its a damned echo chamber with ass kissing sycophants left on it. Its so … boooooring. No really, it just sucks!
Please … please … my revenue is way down, no one likes me, my commentary is even worse than in the past, and I can’t hold a candle to you, Ace, RSMcC, or shrieking harpy…. er … Pamela.
I’m putting up comic book covers for Christ’s sake! Come back … pretty please?
Charles freakin Johnson (0b6f6e) — 10/2/2010 @ 8:00 amtea bagger, tea bagger, tea bagger … oh what fun! Tea bagger, tea bagger, tea bagger.
I mean seriously. With discourse like this how could you not be anti-tea bagger?
What the hell are they angry at anyway? Its my right to rule them, and they have to do what I say. I am much smarter than them, and not at all racist. Nosiree. Because I support a black er african-american president. I won’t repeat my earlier comment on how well he articulates, for you know, one of them.
Now I want to get back to soaking the rich, wall street, and sticking it to small business so that they never create another job.
Generic Lefty Libtard (0b6f6e) — 10/2/2010 @ 8:11 amLook! James O’Keefe!
Look! Look! Look!
He completely invalidates everything you say… no matter what you said.
imdw (b8d454) — 10/2/2010 @ 8:18 am@Christine:
Well-said! Those crazies liberals and ther RHINO allyes must stops spreding ther lyes! We tea-parters are ordinaries cityzens that cares at for our constitusion and wants to protect it at from the vitious attaks from by the unpatriotics attacks from by the crazies liberals, ther RHINO ennabllers and the bigg medias! We aren’t definitively not racist like they says we are, it’s just wihch that we don’t want not the mongrel to rules our country wihch that was gaven us by God!
The Anonymous Tea-Partier (0692b1) — 10/2/2010 @ 8:40 amAlso, we are be highyly litteratte pipoles, not the ignorants stupid wihch that they says we are!
The Anonymous Tea-Partier (0692b1) — 10/2/2010 @ 8:41 amI want your clothes. Give me your clothes….
TERMINATOR (6e616b) — 10/3/2010 @ 2:38 pmIf you had voted for me when i ran then you would have had two great black presidents.
jesse jackson (b89258) — 10/4/2010 @ 11:25 ammonetizing the debt is good for the economy!
ben bernake (651d76) — 11/12/2010 @ 5:24 pmFor Rent: Bungalow in the Caribbean’s Dominican Republic. Low monthly rent, no lease, no questions asked. Cash payments only.
Charles Rangel (848837) — 11/19/2010 @ 10:23 amCan I see your junk?
Janet Napolitano (848837) — 11/19/2010 @ 10:27 amDeer Mr. Olbermann: I wuz thinkin’ that U could use me as a source for stuff against Bristol right now. I need the cash.
Levi Johnston (848837) — 12/3/2010 @ 1:08 pm