President Barack Obama checked into The Beverly Hilton Wednesday night.
Every President from John F. Kennedy to Bill Clinton has stayed in The Beverly Hilton’s Presidential Suite. Obama is now among them. The President is in Los Angeles as part of a tour of southern California that includes several stops up and down the coast and an appearance on The Tonight Show.
The Presidential Suite is a three-room suite that measures 1,870 square feet. It includes a master bedroom and living room and has views of Wilshire Boulevard. Amenities include two 42-inch plasma televisions and a 13-inch LCD screen in the spa bathroom as well as a patio, fireplace and library area.
Sounds nice. I have a couple more questions.
How much did it cost?
Whatever the price, our Barry deserves it. You don’t want it to be a schlock affair, after all.
Was there waygu steak?
Was the thermostat in the spacious living room set high enough to grow orchids?
Final question: ready for your tax hike? It’s only patriotic, you know. We all have to sacrifice.