Friday Evening Sock-Puppeting!
The last sock-puppet thread was so much fun I am considering making it a regular feature.
Feel free to sock-puppet away in this thread. (Please confine it to this thread only!) I reserve the right to delete any comment, and any sock-puppeted commenter who has a serious objection to the way they have been sock-puppeted may register objections by e-mail.
P.S. Thanks very much for the response to the pledge drive today. I appreciate each and every donation, large or small. I am especially pleased that a few of you have chosen to become “subscribers.” Feel free to come up with ideas for subscriber benefits.
I think we have those other sites on the ropes. Proof positive that this is the best collection of readers and commenters to be found anywhere.
Patterico,
I love you, man.
JeffG (63f90e) — 9/10/2010 @ 5:57 pmUnlike the last comment sock-puppeting JeffG, this one stays.
I will say seriously, I am hoping the bad blood between himself and myself is behind us. He was kind enough to note my pledge drive and to encourage people to contribute here if they were so inclined; I will note that he is also running one, and make the same observation. If you’re inclined to contribute to him, now is a good time.
Patterico (c218bd) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:10 pmI want to extend a friendly Alaska invitation to that cute, insouciant Mr. happyfeet you have commenting there to come up to Wasilla to go moose hunting with my husband Todd and myself, if he’s got the sack.
Sarah Palin (940075) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:10 pmI’m too tired for grudges any more.
Patterico (c218bd) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:10 pmare you out of your little green mind?
my loyal lizards are better than the trash here, and if they weren’t, i’d ban them!
Charles Johnson (fb8750) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:11 pmI had a hot air balloon land in my front yard tonight. That was cool.
JD (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:12 pmI always get the most famous people commenting in these sock puppet threads!
Patterico (c218bd) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:13 pmThat is cool, JD.
Patterico (c218bd) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:13 pmi have not yet begun to grudge!
John Paul "Happyfeet" Jones (fb8750) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:15 pmThe folks at Yoyodyne agree, Monkeyboy
dr. lizardo (6709ab) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:17 pmi’ll go hunting with you, happyfeet… we can share a tent for my reality show!
Levi Johnston (fb8750) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:17 pmyou should always expect the unexpected, Pat.
Buckaroo Banzai. (fb8750) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:20 pmhave you ever thought of joining the Cavaliers?
And then we wonder why we didn’t vaporize them in 1938
dr. lizardo (6709ab) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:20 pmNo, really. Like, I LOVE you, man.
Did you ever want to learn how to wrestle?
JeffG (63f90e) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:24 pmOMG. Jeff G is killing me.
Dana (8ba2fb) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:26 pmBig booty, get Banzai now (they really were smoking
dr. lizardo (6709ab) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:28 pmsomething when they made that film)
You all are a bunch of idiots. Everything you are saying is stupid and wrong. I don’t have time to read what you have to say, much less understand it, but it’s clearly wrong.
Gary Gurland (2e471f) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:32 pmDo you like gladiator movies
Captain Oveur (6709ab) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:34 pmYou better check yourself, before you wreck yourself.
Zach Galifianakis (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:36 pmYou guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, “Wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!
Zach Galifianakis (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 6:45 pmhere’s Pat, sealing the deal……
W. D. Richter (fb8750) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:06 pmI really really really like to yammer on and on and on and on and on and on and assert lots of things that turn out to not be very true by I hide my little asspulls in walls of text riddled with begging the question and claims of knowledge when it turns out so much of what I claim to be true simply isn’t so and then I try to be cute and act like nobody every called me out for it and when I come back I just breezily dismiss my prior douchenozzlery and wash rinse repeat wash rinse repeat wash rinse repeat QE effing D.
Shooter (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:08 pmMichael Jackson is still dead….
No-bs! (6e616b) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:11 pmQuit lying about me or I will strip your words from context and claim you said something that you did not say and then call you a racist, which I will then deny doing and write about 48,936 words saying so.
SEKs (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:12 pmWrong again, Monkey Boy!
John Lithgow (d61c0d) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:12 pmMichael Jackson is not dead. I just played a neighborly game of jai alai with him this afternoon, and am meeting him for a late bite to eat at a fabulous Ethiopian Bistro with Elvis this evening.
DSCSA (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:13 pmIt is a fact that Rovian mind – control was behind the pastor’s idea of Koran book burning.
Chrissy Who Blows Fish (d61c0d) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:15 pmI also did the Lambada with Von Braun in my dorm room, of course while in my underpants.
DSCSA (d61c0d) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:16 pmElvis joined me and Maggie Thatcher for high tea on the lawn of the Russian embassy right before I climbed aboard Sputnik 1.
DSCSA (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:19 pm@DSCSA
No-bs! (6e616b) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:20 pmI see dead people too….
whats the point of a sock-puppeting thread if people cant get to sock-puppet someone?
No-bs! (6e616b) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:23 pmCan someone make this DSCSA leave me alone? He keeps following me around, and asking me to “do to me what you did to those little boys”. Take me to NeverNeverLand Ranch, Michael, pleeeeeeeeeease. I thought the restraining order would help, but he says they do not apply to astronauts, NSA agents, and rocket scientists.
Michael Jackson (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:25 pmHello, McFly is anybody home
Biff Tannen (6709ab) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:29 pmNow, lets be clear on this, this site is ok for a white middle class kind of place.
BO (a82889) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:45 pmPATTERICO : TOM CRUISE CREATED A FIRESTORM WHEN HE CRITICIZED BROOKE SHIELDS FOR REVEALING THAT SHE WENT INTO THERAPY AND TOOK ANTIDEPRESSANTS TO DEAL WITH HER POST PARTUM DEPRESSION. AS A SCIENTOLGIST, HE DOESN’T BELIEVE IN PSYCHIATRIC MEDICINE. I ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS COMMENTS.
shooter: I’ve never agreed with psychiatry, ever. Before I was a Scientologist I never agreed with psychiatry. And when i started studying the history of psychiatry, I understood more and more why I didn’t believe in psychology.
And as far as the Brooke Shields thing is, look. You gotta understand, I really care about Brooke Shields. I– I think here’s a– a– a wonderful and talented woman. And– I wanna see her do well. And I know that– psychiatry is– is a pseudo science.
PATTERICO : But– but Tom, if she said that this particular thing helped her feel better, whether it was the antidepressant or going to a counselor or psychiatrist, isn’t that enough?
shooter: Pat, you have to understand this. Here we are today where I talk out against drugs and psychiatric abuses of electric shocking people, okay, against their will, of drugging children with them not knowing the effects of these drugs. Do you know what Aderol is? Do you know Ritalin? Do you know now that Ritalin is a street drug? Do you understand that?
PATTERICO : The difference is– (OVERTALK)
shooter: No, Pat.
PATTERICO : This wasn’t against her will, though.
shooter : Patt– Patt, Patt, Patt–
PATTERICO : But this wasn’t against her will.
shooter : Pat, I’m– Pat, I’m asking you a question.
PATTERICO : I understand there’s abuse of all of these things.
shooter : No, you see. Here’s the problem. You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do.
PATTERICO: Aren’t there examples, and might not Brooke Shields be an example, of someone who benefited from one of those drugs?
shooter : All it does is mask the problem, Patt. And if you understand the history of it, it masks the problem. That’s what it does. That’s all it does. You’re not getting to the reason why. There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance. (OVERTALK)
PATTERICO: So, postpartum depression to you is–
shooter : Matt–
PATTERICO: –kind of a–
shooter : –don’t–
PATTERICO: –little psychological gook–
shooter : That-
PATTERICO: –googley-gook?
shooter: –no. No. I did not say that.
PATTERICO: I’m just asking what you– what would you call it?
shooter : No. No. Abs– Matt, that is– the– post– now– now, you’re talking about two different things.
PATTERICO: But that’s what she went on the–
shooter: No.
PATTERICO: –antidepressant for.
shooter : But what happens, the antidepressant, all it does is mask the problem. There’s ways of vitamins and through exercise and various things. I’m not saying that that isn’t real. That’s not what I’m saying. That’s an alteration of what– what I’m saying. I’m saying that drugs aren’t the answer, these drugs are very dangerous. They’re mind-altering, anti-psychotic drugs. And there are ways of doing it without that so that we don’t end up in a brave new world.
The thing that I’m saying about Brooke is that there’s misinformation, okay. And she doesn’t understand the history of psychiatry. She– she doesn’t understand in the same way that you don’t understand it, Matt.
PATTERICO: But a little bit what you’re saying Tom is, you say you want people to do well. But you want them do to well by taking the road that you approve of, as opposed to a road that may work for them.
shooter: No, no, I’m not.
PATTERICO: Well, if antidepressants work for Brooke Shields, why isn’t that okay?
shooter: I– I disagree with it. And I think that there’s a higher and better quality of life. And I think that promoting for me personally, see, you’re saying what, I can’t discuss what I wanna discuss?
PATTERICO: No. You absolutely can.
shooter : I know. But– but Matt, you’re going in and saying that– that I can’t discuss this.
PATTERICO: I’m only asking, isn’t there a possibility that– do– do you examine the possibility that these things do work for some people? That yes, there are abuses. And yes, maybe they’ve gone too far in certain areas. Maybe there are too many kids on Ritalin. Maybe electric shock–
shooter : Too many kids on Ritalin? Patt.
PATTERICO: I’m just saying. But– but aren’t there–
shooter : Patt.
PATTERIC0: –examples where it works?
shooter : Patt. Patt, Patt, you don’t even– you’re glib. You don’t even know what Ritalin is. If you start talking about chemical imbalance, you have to evaluate and read the research papers on how they came up with these theories, Matt, okay? That’s what I’ve done. Then you go and you say where’s– where’s the medical test? Where’s the blood test that says how much Ritalin you’re supposed to get?
PATTERICO: You’re– you’re– it’s very impressive to listen to you. Because clearly, you’ve done the homework. And– and you know the subject.
TOM CRUISE: And you should.
not Tom Cruise (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:50 pmDo you like gladiator movies
Comment by Captain Oveur — 9/10/2010 @ 6:34 pm
Why — is this blog not sufficient for your needs?
Russell Crowe aka Gluteus Maximus Deciduous Meridian (6631bc) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:52 pmARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!
I feel like I’m at home.
Terry Jones (a376cc) — 9/10/2010 @ 7:55 pmYour Emperor asks for your loyalty, Maximus. Take my hand, I only offer it once.
Commodus (6709ab) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:01 pmI also did the Lambada with Von Braun in my dorm room, of course while in my underpants.
What my dorm room was doing in my underpants, I’ll never know.
Groucho (b0f168) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:03 pmAnd quit calling me Shirly.
Leslie Nielsen (e31281) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:04 pmTexting from the fabulous Ethiopian Bistro; Elvis a no-show so far at least; how gauche, not to mention typical. If I’ve told him once I’ve told him a thousand times….Ah, there’s Michael now. He’s waving me over to Liz Taylor’s table! More later…
GTG but remind me to tell you later about the time I singlehandedly strangled a rhino in Tanzania after saving a 3 year old from being trampled by it. Even more exciting than the jaguar-catapult incident.
DCSCA (6631bc) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:05 pmI have only one more life to take….
Maximus (6e616b) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:06 pmPhase 1: Collect Underpants
Underpants Gnomes (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:07 pmPhase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit
When a spitting cobra spit at me, I spit back.
DSCSA (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:09 pmStriker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
McCloskey (6709ab) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:09 pmI have a big weiner.
Milton Berle (d6335b) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:14 pmRe: Patterico mischaracterized my qualification for office.
Pat claims I am “easy on the eyes”, when it is plain to see that I am “cute as a bugs ear”.
Christine O'Donnell (e31281) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:14 pmAnd if elected I promise to kiss that hansom devil Papertiger.
Right on the mouth.
With tongue.
Christine O'Donnell (e31281) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:18 pmI cannot believe that you wingers can engage in such tomfoolery when there are corrupt Diebold machines out there ruining our democracy.
Chris Hooten (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:18 pmYou betcha, Christine. Us grizzly bears are going to do great things, just as soon as you get your finances in order and quit slipping the tongue to papertiger.
Sarah Palin (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:21 pmCan someone please do something about that Sullivan fellow that has climbed up here?
Sarah Palin's Uterus (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:22 pmVote Christine O’Donnell for Senate 2010!
papertiger (e31281) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:23 pmBeats kissing Joe Biden all to hell.
papertiger (e31281) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:33 pmCan someone please do something about that Sullivan fellow that has climbed up here?
Comment by Sarah Palin’s Uterus — 9/10/2010 @ 8:22 pm
Certainly. Mr. Sullivan, may I present you with a flashlight and a ladder. Good night and good luck.
Keef "alpha females make me say things like 'mashed up bag of meat with lipstick' " Olbermann (6631bc) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:33 pmDear Forewarned:
Sure shark attacks and missing ingenues can be frightful, but just remember all is well.
Debbie
Dear Debbie (5c7ef4) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:35 pmWhy doesn’t anybody take me seriously
Ed Schultz (6709ab) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:36 pmI was trying to follow all of these racist comments, but I keep getting lard in my eye and it makes it hard to read. And type.
Oliver Willis (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:38 pmAlpha females make me wet my pants.
Keef "I did SO graduate from Cornell, Coulter, you hag!" Olbermann (6631bc) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:40 pmI still have the tingle, although I don’t tell Kathleen who it’s for
Chris Matthews (6709ab) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:43 pmDear Big Boy:
Of course the principal makes you do things you don’t like. Sometimes it seems the bullies always win.
However, you still like baseball. Maybe you could talk to the guy with glasses. He likes baseball, too.
Don’t worry about the mean football players and their coaches.
Good grooming and polite ripostes always win.
Dear Debbie (5c7ef4) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:50 pmHey, could someone give DSCSA my cell number? If Michael isn’t giving him the attention he craves, the good touch, maybe I could help him out. Cheap roofies in Europe …
Roman Polanski (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:55 pmDear Tingle:
Adolescent crushes are difficult. Please talk to your parents or a trusted adult before making a decision.
Otherwise, the consequences may be more than you were expecting.
Debbie
Dear Debbie (5c7ef4) — 9/10/2010 @ 8:57 pmI eat my boogers. I would eat yours too, if you weren’t so racist. Rush is fat.
timb (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 9:03 pmPatterico – I see now that this blog has descended into the puerile nonsense which I had predicted. It is unfortunate you cannot maintain the quality standards we enforce over at the best blog on the internet.
Some Guy From Sadly, No! With A Really Ghey Name (940075) — 9/10/2010 @ 9:09 pmThe people from Sadly, No sadly predicted this. I have long since pointed out how Patterico lied about how Breitbart deceptively edited the ACORN tapes to make it seem like they were engaged in a criminal conspiracy when they were in fact trying to lure out the child sex traffickers and were going to report it to INTERPOL.
Brad Freidman (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 9:13 pmYes, the prior commenters are right on point. Like Sadly, No and bradblog, I have feverishly distorted Patterico’s words in an effort to show the public how evil conservatives are.
Eric Boehlert (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 9:15 pmVou aren’t zupposed to viv avay my evil plan, Brad,
George Soros (6709ab) — 9/10/2010 @ 9:18 pmI want to confess that Patterico never outed me, I outed myself.
I love Patterico. I’m one of his biggest fans.
TBogg (940075) — 9/10/2010 @ 9:22 pmIt is fairly obvious that when the professional Left started to smear us by calling us teabaggers, the genesis came from TBoggs name.
Teabaggers (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 9:23 pmCould someone please help me out and find a hobby for this Hatteriko fellow?
James Ramey (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 9:25 pmWhatever, you know what I mean.
James Rainey (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 9:25 pmI’m the star reporter, not you, you’re just a hack
Tim Rutten (6709ab) — 9/10/2010 @ 9:30 pmI am the greatest star reporter ever. You both are hacks.
Hitzlik (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 9:35 pmHitzlik is right. He is the greatest.
not Hitzlik, I swear (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 9:35 pmRainey, Rutten, and Hitzlik are supported by multiple layers of professional fact checkers.
LA Times Editors (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 9:41 pmHiltzik is the MAN!
Mikekoshi (3483f4) — 9/10/2010 @ 9:52 pmDid you know that Glen Greenwald is an accomplished Constitutional law expert, and a NY Times best selling author? Did you know that his work has been read into the Congressional record, and that he is so wonderful, that Brazilians feel complelled to crack into his ISP or even his computer, and sock puppet him.
Mona (8ded14) — 9/10/2010 @ 9:54 pmZed, can islam work with American government?
Sam (fb8750) — 9/10/2010 @ 10:08 pmAmerica represents something universal in the human spirit. I received a letter not long ago from a man who said, ‘You can go to Japan to live, but you cannot become Japanese. You can go to France to live and not become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey, and you won’t become a German or a Turk.’ But then he added, ‘Anybody from any corner of the world can come to America to live and become an American.’
Ronnie (fb8750) — 9/10/2010 @ 10:15 pmI’m too tired for grudges anymore. Bad news guys. I have turned liberal. I am dismissing charges against all defendants in LA county and am going to live on a commune to chase young beach bunnies around naked while foaming at the mouth. Jeff G is joining me, thus the PayPal donations are greatly appreciated. CYA
peedoffamerican (b65074) — 9/10/2010 @ 10:31 pmOops it didn’t take the change.
peedoffamerican (b65074) — 9/10/2010 @ 10:35 pmI’m too tired for grudges anymore. Bad news guys. I have turned liberal. I am dismissing charges against all defendants in LA county and am going to live on a commune to chase young beach bunnies around naked while foaming at the mouth. Jeff G is joining me, thus the PayPal donations are greatly appreciated.
Pat Patterico gone mad (b65074) — 9/10/2010 @ 10:40 pmOh gawd.
Carly Fiorina for Senate 2010!
Please!
papertiger (561285) — 9/10/2010 @ 10:41 pmPat. You’re stepping on the set up.
Man that was a good gag.
papertrained tiger (561285) — 9/10/2010 @ 10:45 pmReligion of “peace” my ass….
Falling Man (fb8750) — 9/10/2010 @ 11:00 pmNothing said of me in this so called sock puppet thread is true. I have however left the building.
Elvis P. (5f13e9) — 9/10/2010 @ 11:04 pmwhen I think of grudges I think of how it was kind of kooky how buffy and the guy from roswell ended up in the Sony movie after both had been fairly recently screwed over decently hard by The WB … what was that tool’s name? Jordan Levin. He’s doing this now whatever t.f. that is.
“we execute integrated content solutions that connect the entertainment, technology and advertising communities”
I think they’re sort of a west coast alloy wannabe with 76% more buzzwords.
happyfeet (19c1da) — 9/11/2010 @ 12:10 amI wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
Gabby Johnson (9d1bb3) — 9/11/2010 @ 12:31 amNow who can argue with that? I think we’re all indebt to Gabby Johnson for stating what needed to be said. I am particulary glad that these lovely children are here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed the courage little seen in this day and age.
Olson Johnson (9d1bb3) — 9/11/2010 @ 12:34 amThe current trend for “vampire lit” is really cheezing me off! Half of the stuff they get wrong, and the rest of it is always a cheap rip-off of my own life.
I tell ya, it’s a real pain in the neck!
V.D. (yes, those are my initials, so have your fun) (ae08fe) — 9/11/2010 @ 4:14 amMan, I can tell ya, don’t cross that Victor Davis Hansen! Anybody got an icepack?
Bo's Old Man (62f2cf) — 9/11/2010 @ 4:33 amJerry Brown is coming back? Good times on the way!
Mediterranean Fruit Fly (54a83b) — 9/11/2010 @ 9:10 amI did not rape that woman. It was done with the list resistance. I merely drugged her to help her make up her mind.
No-bs! (6e616b) — 9/11/2010 @ 9:17 amI did not have sex vit that voman — Arianna Huffington’s mother.
However, I vill say dat I do like the liberals more than the conservatives. Their hearts seem to bleed more easily. It is good.
B. Lugosi (ae08fe) — 9/11/2010 @ 1:06 pmNow you see, this O’Donnell girl, that’s exactly the kind of fresh face we need to see in Washington today. She just needs someone with a little experience to guide her through the political minefield is all. Ya know, someone with some time on his hands; someone whose encumbrances are usually halfway around the world . . .
Hey, *psst*. Catholic chicks are used to being on their knees; right?
ZAP!
Argh!!! Damn shock collar!
Uh, nevermind.
[Ow! Why’d she have to put it around my nads? doesn’t it usually go around the neck?]
Will C. (ae08fe) — 9/11/2010 @ 1:22 pmI did not have sex vit dose vimmin!
Vat? I did?
Oh.
Maria, baby, I stopped as soon as I met you. I promise!
ZAP!
Argh!!!
[vhere do they sell dese tings, anyway?]
Ahnold (ae08fe) — 9/11/2010 @ 1:36 pmWussies!
I got one on each nad, for maximum tingle.
He'Spitz"OnHer(costs extra but it's worth it) (ae08fe) — 9/11/2010 @ 1:40 pmI’m watching you.
Always watching.
serr8d (c218bd) — 9/11/2010 @ 6:22 pmMove along, nothing to see here. Move along before Vetinari notices … move along.
Oh, and don’t eat the sausages from the street vendors.
Vimes (26be8b) — 9/11/2010 @ 6:24 pmExcuse me, Mr. Castle could ya call me Senator? It’ s just that I worked really hard for this title.
.....Christine O'Donnell (903ddb) — 9/11/2010 @ 7:05 pmMan, I still love you. No wait, I don’t. I’m depressed. No wait, I’m not, because I don’t give a fuck. OUTLAW!
Nobody likes me. I wasn’t invited to a new site again. Who cares? Not me. I don’t give a fuck.
I know how to beat people up on the interwebs and I can look up IP addresses like nobody’s bizness.
Hire me already you muthafuckas! Or don’t because I don’t give a shit and you’re all idiots. But you should hire me.
JeffG. (ae4c44) — 9/11/2010 @ 10:17 pmAwesome day! Everyone loved me.
POTUS (ae4c44) — 9/11/2010 @ 10:23 pmGuys? Guys?
GDammit, let me out. I’m still vital.
DCheney@VPOTUS (ae4c44) — 9/11/2010 @ 10:26 pmMy englisherisms are not getting nearly enough attention. I would like some more attention please.
Gawd, you plebes have no idea how funny I am.
jbiden (ae4c44) — 9/11/2010 @ 10:29 pmWon’t someone hold me?
JeffG (29b0eb) — 9/11/2010 @ 10:35 pmWe can’t risk it. What if you snap like us a twig?
frightenedrassler (ae4c44) — 9/11/2010 @ 10:46 pmThis thread is bringing people together and I approve this message.
SEK (ae4c44) — 9/11/2010 @ 10:50 pmWTF happened to all the vampires with balls?
buffy (ae4c44) — 9/11/2010 @ 10:52 pmGawd, you plebes have no idea how funny I am.
Comment by jbiden — 9/11/2010 @ 10:29 pm
Oh. Believe me. We do.
Guys in wheelchairs and 7-11 proprietors all across America (6631bc) — 9/11/2010 @ 10:52 pmAwesome day! Everyone loved me.
Comment by POTUS — 9/11/2010 @ 10:23 pm
Uh yeah, Mr. President, about that…
The approval ratings behind your reflection down at the bottom of the Narcissus pool (6631bc) — 9/11/2010 @ 10:55 pmI love my reflection! My reflection is awesome. Thank you for loving it as well.
POTUS (ae4c44) — 9/11/2010 @ 11:02 pmMan, I am so stressed. The MSM twists everything I say.
Fidel C (ae4c44) — 9/12/2010 @ 12:04 amJohnny and Ed keep showing up at my door, asking for a three-way. And while I don’t wish to speak ill of my fellow departed, in Ed’s case now I know what they mean by “second banana”.
Rue (ef771e) — 9/12/2010 @ 3:57 amOh sure, it’s all so funny. At least you people have a place to hang out. Try getting pushed aside for some stupid has-been loser car freak. You think $40 million pays the bills?? I need people laughing at me. If things were fair, I’d be president of the united states. Now that brother has an audience.
CoCo (9adaac) — 9/12/2010 @ 5:18 amDO NOT VOTE FoR BUSH in november!!!!!!
barbra (9adaac) — 9/12/2010 @ 5:22 amI like finishing your sentences for you. I know what you’re thinking, so stuff it.
Google worker (9adaac) — 9/12/2010 @ 5:35 amI do, Ed! Why, just yesterday my new partner and I were kicking around the delicious idea of a little bitty threesome with you. 🙂
Kathleen Parker (358f54) — 9/12/2010 @ 7:01 pmYeah, most of the time the hot air originates from your mouth.
Chris Hooten (31b062) — 9/12/2010 @ 10:57 pmVery funny… I’m more informed than that, though. Diebold turned into Premier election systems which was then bought out by the Canadian company Dominion Voting, which has ties to Hugo Chavez. They also bought out Sequoia Voting Systems. Heck, why worry about all that when sock-puppeting is so much fun?
Chris Hooten (31b062) — 9/12/2010 @ 11:06 pmWhat’s Hugo Chavez gonna do with a voting machine company? If he loses regional elections he strips the winners of their power, rolls out the tanks and shuts down tv channels.
Lot of money to invest just to save on diesel.
Florence Nightingale (b11060) — 9/14/2010 @ 7:08 amHey bitch, the Crimean War called, they want their whore back.
Joanna The Mad (b11060) — 9/14/2010 @ 7:09 am