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3/13/2007

Courthouse Quote Of The Week

Filed under: General,Miscellaneous — Justin Levine @ 2:37 am



“I be concubining.”  (Courtesy of accused would-be thief Rickey Lackey.)

[posted by Justin Levine]

13 Responses to “Courthouse Quote Of The Week”

  1. Is “concubining” an affirmative defense in Ohio?

    Federal Dog (9afd6c)

  2. Considering Cincinnati is where Jerry Springer got his start as Mayor,eventually caught writing city checks for prostitutes, this story is in the perfect setting.

    Moderate Hick (fe3b04)

  3. City or personal checks? Are you sure?

    quasimodo (edc74e)

  4. “Lackey’s lawyer, Stephen Wenke, stopped his client from saying more.”

    Sucks when effective representation means shutting down a comic goldmine.

    aplomb (4c3235)

  5. no… Effective representation would have been preventing the guy from talking in the first place…

    This lawyer’s just a kill-joy… 🙂

    Scott Jacobs (90eabe)

  6. When you gots it, you gots it. This here monogamy gig be fo’ fools.

    nk (48b04e)

  7. Quasimodo: you are correct, it was a personal check found in a Ky massage parlor raid. Thanks for the correction – that is one of the three mistakes I am allowed each year!

    Moderate Hick (fe3b04)

  8. U B in jail soon.

    Hard Right (7900e3)

  9. NK: There ain’t no “l” in foo’s.

    Dana (3e4784)

  10. Yo. Ah be’s correeected.

    nk (48b04e)

  11. A few years ago, I was stopped at a red light when a pedestrian crossed in front of my police motorcycle juggling tennis balls. He smiled and said hello as he passed. I complimented his dexterity and asked if he was ambidextrous.

    “Oh no, man,” he replied, “I bees a Sagittarius!”

    Clark Baker (337440)

  12. I’m nots illegitimate. I’s cans read!

    Hard Right (7900e3)

  13. […] Here is Justin Levine’s post. […]

    No, I be concubining « Conservative Thoughts (887637)


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