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10/14/2011

Sockpuppet Friday—the “Now EVERYTHING is a Racist Term” Edition!

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 3:49 pm



[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here. Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]

As usual, you are positively encouraged to engaged in sockpuppetry on this thread. The usual rules apply.

Please be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself.

And remember, the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.

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And for this week’s Friday Frivolity, Fast Eddie Schultz provides us with the latest reduction to absurdity in the hyper-racializaton of every single issue. Now even the term “break” is racist, somehow. I kid you not:

On his show last night, Schultz said that [Senator Jim] Demint, whom Cain has mentioned as a potential running mate, repeated an “old southern racist term when talking about defeating President Obama during the health care debate.” Schultz’s example? He quoted Demint saying that “If we are able to stop Obama on this [health care law], it will be his Waterloo. It will break him.” For clarity, Schultz repeated the offending line, “It will break him.”

Dr. James Peterson, director of Africana studies at Lehigh University, explained that “break” is a racist verb, “a term that was used to destroy, mentally and physically, slaves.” Accordingly, the Demint line demonstrated “how dark some of these racial discourses can be in presidential politics.”

Right, remember in Rocky IV when the Russian said to Rocky, “I must break you”? Clearly that was racism. And that Red Hot Chili Peppers song, “Breaking the Girl?” Racism. And when Linkin Park sang that, “every word you say to me… takes me one step closer to the edge and I’m about to break”? Racism. That Jennifer Aniston movie, “The Break Up”? Might as well be called “Birth of a Nation.” And can you believe that in the 21st century we can have a weekly show with a name as clearly racist as “Breaking Bad?”

Joking aside, what these morons want to do is reinforce racism, to expect us never to forget for one second that there is a black man in the White House, or think for one second that you can treat him just like any white person in the same position. And as I said the other day it is almost empirically untrue that opposition to the health care reform legislation was racist. I mean after all, a black president (Obama) accomplished what a white Southern president (Clinton) couldn’t. That’s not exactly a controlled experiment, but it is strong evidence that the opposition to the bill was principled, not racist.

And gee, if Herman Cain becomes President, will they constantly accuse his opposition of being racists, too? Something tells me they won’t, even when there is actually better evidence of their racism than there was among Republicans.

[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]

64 Responses to “Sockpuppet Friday—the “Now EVERYTHING is a Racist Term” Edition!”

  1. So then where did the term break dancing come from?

    EricPWJohnson (2a58f7)

  2. It’s gotten to the point where you can’t even satirize these idiots.

    Just had a conversation with a democrat, very liberal, about civil rights. I tried to convince her that this country had made progress. Only a few decades ago there were mainstream religions in this country that wouldn’t even let a black man preach. There were lunch counters that wouldn’t let a black man eat. There were murderers who wouldn’t let a black man vote!

    She replied by citing the Tea Party with an argument I couldn’t understand well enough to recite here accurately. Suffice it to say her head if full of paranoia, and she has no idea how grateful we should be for the progress our country has made.

    My point is that these modern day race hustlers are stealing the legacy of civil rights heroes.

    Dustin (b2fb78)

  3. Anita Perry better be taking good care of that gorgeous hunk of man-flesh! All I gotta say! I mean it!

    Dustin (a4b693)

  4. I’m a stupid poor hick from Texas, what do I know?

    I like Rick Perry because I am a homosexual just like he is!

    Dustin (b2fb78)

  5. I gots another lame attempt at humor what with my signature tired turns of phrases and use of the word whore and pop culture references whore.

    happyfeet (07a5ab)

  6. It’s simple. The lefties want to define any opposition to their ideas as racist. Since nothing racist can be found they invent codewords and dog whistles to make anything said against them race based.

    Without 90% of the African American vote they have no chance. They’ll do anything to get that 90%.

    Ken Hahn (add8ac)

  7. Calling my personal Jesus articulate is racist. Eloquent is racist too. But not clean.

    Fast Eddie is really good at typing teabagger racism to nearly any topic. It is a skill.

    Now if you will excuse me, there is a box of Twinkies and a case of pork rinds to attend to.

    Oliver Willis (ac417f)

  8. Obama sending troops to get us is racist!

    Lord's Resistance Army (07a5ab)

  9. (This is the actual Dustin)

    Hilarious Rick Perry spoof.

    Happy weekend everybody.

    Dustin (b2fb78)

  10. Obama has zip/nix/nada to run on except the race card and the blame game. We can expect the usual suspects in the press to be his willing and compliant lapdogs once again. It’s gonna be an uphill fight to send this idiot back to Chicago.

    GOD HELP US

    Jones (8d4954)

  11. It shows how deeply and subconsciously racist you are insofar as you feel compelled to defend yourself from my charge of racism. Your support of Cain proves how inherently racist you are too.

    Ed Schultz (0b8a2b)

  12. Young Republicans Pool Party… careful… much nekkidness…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od7U9GhZg_g

    ColonelHaiku (a4b693)

  13. “how dark some of these racial discourses can be in presidential politics.”

    Did he say DARK?!?!?!!!111!! Time to boycott this ofay TV network!

    Jessie Jackson (4eb9c8)

  14. Mr. Dustin isn’t gay and also Mr. Perry isn’t gay

    you may be confuzzling one or both with our fabulous friend vlad putin!

    I don’t know what the vladster is gonna go as for halloween but who wants to bet me money it won’t involve a shirt?

    happyfeet (3c92a1)

  15. No, I assure you both Mr Perry and I have gay orgies with happyfeet.

    Dustin (b2fb78)

  16. you’re not even the real Mr. Dustin you’re just a big faker

    happyfeet (3c92a1)

  17. Schultz is pretty stupid. I figure he’s the only guy that might lose a game of Trivial Pursuit to Joe Biden.

    SPQR (26be8b)

  18. We gonna “break” this mutha and ain’t no amount of “white”washin’ gonna save his ass.

    Jesse Jackson, Jr. (7051ab)

  19. RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    JaneaneGarofalo (d54602)

  20. It’s racist if you don’t let the President do away with the constitution.

    J.J., Jr. (c65c00)

  21. Lot’s of comments, but I don’t see many of my buddies.

    Sockpuppet (ca4581)

  22. I want to repeat, I WILL NOT be Obama’s VP mate. Once Soros pays him enough to do the LBJ bit and Obama anoints me, I’ll run and save the Democratic party.

    Hillary C (ca4581)

  23. Listen to me. I’M IN CHARGE OF THE SENATE!

    Harry Reid (ca4581)

  24. Whatever you say Harry. (You didn’t control the Senate when you had 60 seats).

    Mitch McConnell (ca4581)

  25. Hey everyone, listen to me, I’m important!

    Nancy P (ca4581)

  26. For the life of me I don’t understand why rich people are leaving NYC. Hey, guys come back, I need the tax revenue.

    Bloomberg (ca4581)

  27. What, my corproation owes the government $1 billion in back taxes?

    Buffettman (ca4581)

  28. Solyndra, what’s that?

    White House spokesperson (ca4581)

  29. The poor boy misses his daddy. That is wny he can’t govern for didilly.

    Justin Frank (ca4581)

  30. Come on Eric, fess up.

    Issa (ca4581)

  31. It’s also why Obama has a strong woman smacking him around.

    Another analyst (ca4581)

  32. No one has seen me smack my boy around in public. (I only do it when no one is around).

    Michelle (ca4581)

  33. WARNING! WARNING! Any more anti Obama comments will lead to the track down, arrest and tortue of the offending sockpuppet, as well as a seizure of this website.

    Secret govenment monitor (ca4581)

  34. Rick Perry = Hot!

    Oh yeah, I just wanna go Andi Sullivan on him!

    Dustin (b2fb78)

  35. You have all been reported to AttackWatch. They are watching.

    JD (318f81)

  36. We have heard of rumblings from a Patrick Fry. Interested in helping to educate all of you. May many non-violent days be ahead of you.

    Attack Watch (9aed90)

  37. The Catholic Churchs treatment of gays is evil but yet the gay fags who rape kids need to be castrated.

    LeftardHypocrite (d54602)

  38. The OWS scumbags want to accomplish two things.

    1.Have their allies pay lower taxes.

    2.Poo on cops and support big government despite being anarchists.

    DohBiden (d54602)

  39. The leftys at wikicrapedia consider Moqtada al Sadr and his cronies conservatives although they act like commies.

    DohBiden (d54602)

  40. What do you mean by “everyTHING”? RACIST!!!

    Attack Witch (f7bd63)

  41. No, Aaron. Not “racist”; it’s “cease and desist“.

    Creep!

    Grace Park (f7bd63)

  42. If you only vote for Herman Cain because he’s black, that makes you a racist. If you vote against Obama for a white guy that makes you racist. If you vote for Obama because he’s black, that makes you a good person, and not a racist at all. It’s simple when you just follow the party line.

    O'Brien (563f77)

  43. I love RomneyCare.

    John Holdren (318f81)

  44. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Inigo Montoya (563f77)

  45. Come on. Break it up in here.

    Concerned Conservative Christian Troll

    David, infamous sockpuppet (725724)

  46. Classiest Weiner I’ve ever seen!

    Trust me, I’ve seen alot of them.

    [Once again “alot” rears it’s ugly head . . . so to speak]

    ustuplay (f7bd63)

  47. Will schultz bear any responsibility when the race riot starts? LA was burned to the ground when Rodney king happened. Does anyone really expect November 8th 2012 to be less violent?

    a different Mark (e93f5d)

  48. Isn’t Harry Belafonte two racist words?

    Sockpuppet, Jr. (c65c00)

  49. It’s six racist syllables.

    Attack Witch (1a57a5)

  50. i’m not gay for Perry onoes no no no but that Jon Huntsman I bet he knows his way around dark backroom slipslidy places back of in China where real procreaty baby making thingers are not used the ways they were in tendered for us supposed to use them but butt I’ll be in my bunker now with a nice cupcake

    happysocks (bb15ab)

  51. AGREE OR I BAN!!!

    ChuckieJohnsons (d54602)

  52. The norway shooter did not even kill a muslim so stop calling him a right wing extremist he was just a butthurt gay lefturd who killed people because he was butthurt gay marriage didn’t pass.

    DohBiden (d54602)

  53. ____whores [stupid predictable allegedly cute use of the word “what”] random verb _____whores misogynist insult [stupid predictable allegedly cute use of the word “what”] random verb. [Attempt at cute snarky pop-culture reference]

    You too can make a happyfeet comment!

    crappyfeet (07a5ab)

  54. Stop Obama’s Wars.

    Cindy Sheehan (ffd720)

  55. Don’t listen to her. Obama has not added wars to the US load.

    David Gregory (ffd720)

  56. What wars?

    Occupy Something (ffd720)

  57. Teh One is helpless before the military-industrial complex! Nothing is HIS fault!
    Crony capitalism? It’s the fault of all those greedy capitalists that took bailout money.

    What do you mean, “what about Solyndra”? That’s COMPLETELY different! That was about green jobs!!!

    Look, we want a minimum wage so high that no one can afford to hire us, a maximum wage so that business owners have no incentive to be successful, guaranteed wages so that we can have fun and play no matter how bad we suck at our jobs, womb to tomb health care because we’re too stupid to make decisions for ourselves, unlimited abortions & no death penalty because a fetus is guilty but a criminal deserves mercy, and legalized narcotics because doin’ all of this thinkin’ is harshin’ my mellow, dude!

    Occupying Space While Producing Nothing (f2895f)

  58. Fidel Castro is an econazi

    There will be no tress according to that psycho if we do not fight gorebull warming.

    DohBiden (d54602)

  59. And opposition to Islam is not racial profiling.

    DohBiden (d54602)

  60. Ah yes the south are a bunch of racist rednecks………………..please kill yourselves libtards.

    DohBiden (d54602)

  61. Anybody else besides me think that “libtard” isn’t the best term for conservatives to use when talking about stupid liberals?

    The Trig Palin Defenders Society, certified 100% hypocrisy-free! (325a59)

  62. And come to think of it, calls for stupid liberals to kill themselves might be worded a bit better too…

    The Trig Palin Defenders Society, certified 100% pro-life! (325a59)

  63. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes Going after sharks for killing people is just evil revenge…………..Eff off Animal rights jackoffs.

    DohBiden (d54602)


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