Who Said It: Ahmadinejad or Sheen? UPDATED with Video of Sheen Acting Crazier Than Ever
You’ve already seen the Qaddafi or Sheen quiz, so here’s a related one. The answer may well surprise you:
This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.
Then again, it may not.
That is Sheen, upon being fired.
UPDATE: You have to go look at his streaming video right now.
If possible, he seems three times as crazy as he ever has.
UPDATE x2: As I was saying:
I’m kinda relieved to hear him say about the shirts I never was sure he knew til now
happyfeet (ab5779) — 3/7/2011 @ 6:59 pmI thought it was Sheen because he likes the term “warlock,” although both Sheen and Ahmadinejad seem to share an affection for unusual shirts and listening to themselves talk. But I suspect Ahmadinejad knows that whales are beached, not breached.
DRJ (fdd243) — 3/7/2011 @ 7:03 pmactually whales DO breach …. everytime they jump …
jqusnr (3044e2) — 3/7/2011 @ 7:07 pmit is called breaching …..
In some respects, its like watching a slow motion
train wreck…Sheen might end up being a combination of Jan Michael Vincent,Dennis Hopper,Tom Sizemore and Randy Quaid.
OTOH, Sheen probably has a fortune (approx. 104 episodes of Two and a half men at average/episode 1.75 million??? Sheen probably has a war chest of, conservatively, 80-90 million?.
If your rich enough, you’re only eccentric, not crazy. Of course, it also seems to me that Sheen would rather be right than happy.
Jack (f9fe53) — 3/7/2011 @ 7:08 pmMaybe he meant the baby whales came out the wrong way. Adonis DNA probably doesn’t include midwifery skills. For whales.
Winning!
Ag80 (efea1d) — 3/7/2011 @ 7:08 pmthere is some kind of live streaming (?) according to drudge, here.
http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen
Its like a car accident. I can’t turn away.
Aaron Worthing (73a7ea) — 3/7/2011 @ 7:12 pmand it just went off.
he looks very thin. like on drugs or starving himself.
Aaron Worthing (73a7ea) — 3/7/2011 @ 7:13 pm…a slow motion train wreck…
But those four guys at least had talent.
AD-RtR/OS! (4bbe00) — 3/7/2011 @ 7:14 pmthe Big Bang Theory kids should ask for more money since without them Warner has asscrack
happyfeet (ab5779) — 3/7/2011 @ 7:17 pmjqusnr,
You’re right! I didn’t even think about when a whale surfaces, which shows it’s not a good idea to disagree with a warlock.
DRJ (fdd243) — 3/7/2011 @ 7:17 pmHe could be the Keith Richards of people appearing on TV and movies capable of untold years of sadness and amusement. Of course he could also be the Brian Jones.
Ag80 (efea1d) — 3/7/2011 @ 7:19 pmHere, I thought for a second you were talking about Bishop Fulton J Sheen. We watched his TV show religiously (pun intended) when I was in 8th grade. I haven’t heard of this other guy. Was he in Red Dawn ?
Mike K (8f3f19) — 3/7/2011 @ 7:20 pmHe’s got tiger blood. What’s he know about whales?
daleyrocks (ae76ce) — 3/7/2011 @ 7:24 pmGosh, he’s thinking of taking his show on the road. Similar to Conan O’Brien’s as well as sell his official line of merch, too.
Dana (9f3823) — 3/7/2011 @ 7:39 pmTangential note: Papa Estevez picked his stage name in honor of Bishop Fulton.
kishnevi (ef14ca) — 3/7/2011 @ 7:45 pmtiger blood energy drink is a given already, no? When I’m draggy I like to hit the illy issimo caffe but that was when they were 2 packs for $7 now they’re a pack for $8.99… Coca-Cola is higher than Charlie Sheen on a Tuesday morning if they think people will pay that I’m already looking for an alternative
happyfeet (ab5779) — 3/7/2011 @ 7:48 pmMr. feets–Maxwell House and Folger’s both sell coffee singles, a box of 19 for under $5, no equipment fancier than a cup and a kettle or microwave needed. Although I myself prefer Twining’s Breakfast Teas to pep me up in the morning and some chamomile tea to relax me in the evening. But if you want to send me a present of Kona or Blue Mountain, I won’t object.
Although rather unwarily I wandered into the fancy tea place in the mall yesterday, ordered a large white tea and came out five dollars poorer. White tea is nice, but not five dollars nice.
And speaking of CocaCola, you do know what was in the original original recipe?
kishnevi (ef14ca) — 3/7/2011 @ 8:09 pmEveryone should look at the video in my last update.
Lord. He is not looking good.
Patterico (c218bd) — 3/7/2011 @ 8:30 pmPatrick
Yeah, scary thin, almost.
Winning!
Aaron Worthing (73a7ea) — 3/7/2011 @ 8:32 pmWarner Bros. had no choice.
Patterico (c218bd) — 3/7/2011 @ 8:32 pmDrudge posted a trio of shots. Pretty sad.
Dana (9f3823) — 3/7/2011 @ 8:39 pmAlthough I myself prefer Twining’s Breakfast Teas to pep me up in the morning and some chamomile tea to relax me in the evening.
Celestial Seasons has a tea named “Morning Thunder”. Years ago the box showed a herd of buffaloes stampeding with the captions, “With the energy of a thousand charging buffaloes” and “When your get up and go won’t, Morning Thunder will.” It is a combo of black tea and matte- a caffeine containing plant familiar to Argentina. It was my stand-by before I learned to drink coffee, or just take caffeine tablets.
MD in Philly (3d3f72) — 3/7/2011 @ 8:43 pmmore funny video. Charlie sheen plays call of duty.
http://www.ign.com/videos/2011/03/07/charlie-sheen-plays-call-of-duty?objectid=14349500
Aaron Worthing (73a7ea) — 3/7/2011 @ 8:44 pmSorry, but our country has more Pressing issues then Sheen. I am soooooo tired hearing about this idiot.
Dianimal (ca6f78) — 3/7/2011 @ 8:46 pmI always thought the other guy – Jon Cryer? – looked kinda sickly
He must be a singularly unhappy camper.
It took him like over a decade to land a hit show.
happyfeet (ab5779) — 3/7/2011 @ 8:49 pmIs there anybody that can itervene? Really, Sheen needs somebody- are there NO friends to pull him back from the cliff? Are they ALL nuts?
timp (d01845) — 3/7/2011 @ 9:02 pmDidn’t anybody here see last weekend’s Saturday Night Live opener, “Duh, Winning!”? (I don’t watch the show anymore, but when they really want to, they can still hit the ball out of the park.)
qdpsteve (f1c59f) — 3/7/2011 @ 9:40 pmHere’s a piece about the sketch, as well as a handy linkypoo (via Hulu) to the sketch itself.
qdpsteve (f1c59f) — 3/7/2011 @ 9:43 pmLooser!
Winning!
daleyrocks (ae76ce) — 3/7/2011 @ 9:47 pmThat’s nauseating. As the video opens he looks 20 years older than a healthy 45 y.o. man should. He makes Kieth Richards look good.
I haven’t seen anyone look that bad since the last picture I saw of Amy Winehouse.
Steve (49173f) — 3/7/2011 @ 9:50 pmcelebrity couple amy winehouse and charlie sheen… a full employment act for drug dealers.
SteveG (cc5dc9) — 3/7/2011 @ 10:19 pmNot crazy.
I’m sorry, but Sheen is fully aware of what’s going on around him. This is an act. He’s as sane as anyone right now, but fully in possession of all of his “actor’s tricks” so that’s why I say he’s fully functional.
But soon to be broke, that’s for certain.
Norman Rogers (15566a) — 3/8/2011 @ 3:50 amCan we put some things in context, yes Charlie Sheen
narciso (bcb6cc) — 3/8/2011 @ 4:24 amhas said some remarkably stupid things recently, look at the yutz he takes after, the narrator of
Stone’s JFK. But Ahmadinejad, is a thug in Armani,
an Iranian version of Jack Bauer played by Michael
Madsen, in Reservoir Dogs.
Here’s a more nuanced version of the left lunacy;
narciso (bcb6cc) — 3/8/2011 @ 5:40 amhttp://dailycaller.com/2011/03/08/npr-executives-caught-on-tape-bashing-conservatives-and-tea-party-touting-liberals/
Sheen is an addict, his wealth is a curse, because it means he’s surrounded by enablers while the wealth lasts. Addicts remain in denial until they hit rock bottom, and Sheen has a very long way to fall, thanks to his money. Odds are he won’t survive.
LarryD (feb78b) — 3/8/2011 @ 7:08 amRegarding Sheen’s looks, the harsh lighting and apparent lack of any ‘grooming’, such as we usually see on celebrities, makes him look a lot worse than we expect. I know a few men in their mid forties that look that weathered without any hard drugs.
What makes a guy like Keith Richards so disturbingly ragged is that he looks like that AFTER the makeup crews and careful lighting.
Sadly my sound card is broken so I can’t enjoy the delicious wisdom of the Tiger Blooded Adonis DNA having Sheen.
Spike (4573c4) — 3/8/2011 @ 7:26 amIn this 3rd episode of Sheen’s Korner, he doesn’t seem to be drunk or coked-up, but quite manic. I suppose it is possible he’s doing a Joaquin Phoenix thing. Between the money he’s already made, and the future income from his show’s syndication, he doesn’t have to worry about ever needing a job again, so maybe it’s performance art.
gp (72be5d) — 3/8/2011 @ 7:26 amGary Busey is starting to look sane in comparison.
Rochf (f3fbb0) — 3/8/2011 @ 7:48 amJon Cryer might be one of the most normal people in Hollywood. His career had never risen too high nor sunk too low before Men. In 1989, he was the star of The Famous Teddy Z, a critically acclaimed but little-watched sitcom created by WKRP in Cincinnati creator Hugh Wilson. The show won a single Emmy for the Supporting Actor in a Comedy performance of Alex Rocco.
In 2008, he was part of a tiny showbiz minority that openly supported John McCain. This was a courageous stance considering he was working with a conservative-bashing lefty (Men co-creator Chuck Lorre) and a 9/11 truther (Sheen).
L.N. Smithee (763601) — 3/8/2011 @ 2:06 pmWhat you’re suggesting is that Sheen is quitting the best job he’s ever had and making it more likely he’ll never regain custody of his twin sons on a lark. That tips the scales to the “crazy” side, IMHO.
Another indicator is his bringing up apropos of nothing that he shouldn’t have to take his garbage can outside. What that means to me is that he doesn’t want anyone to see what he’s been throwing away in the past week.
L.N. Smithee (763601) — 3/8/2011 @ 2:24 pm