There’s an old lawyer joke that goes something like this:
Q. What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A. One’s a scum-sucking bottom-feeder . . . and the other one’s a fish.
I have a related joke for you.
Q. What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and John McCain?
A. One has a grating, disagreeable personality; has a history of financial scandal; has spoken of setting benchmarks for withdrawal from Iraq; has said the Bush tax cuts benefitted the wealthy at the expense of the middle class; has derided Sam Alito as too openly conservative; has supported amnesty for illegal immigrants (and then lied about it); has said that we shouldn’t drill in ANWR because it’s “pristine”; has misrepresented the positions of Republican candidates; wants to close Guantanamo; has spoken of sending “greedy people on Wall Street” to jail for their roles in giving subprime loans; has been endorsed by the New York Times; supports blatantly unconstitutional limits on free speech; and is hated by Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and Michelle Malkin . . .
. . . and the other one’s a Democrat.
It’s not too late, Republicans. This is why I am supporting Mitt Romney for President. I even have an inspiring slogan; see what you think of it:
Mitt Romney: He’s not John McCain!
The Romney campaign can have that for free.