[guest post by JVW]
I would almost never suggest this under any other circumstance, but you if you need mindless background noise on TV you should turn over to CNN where Hillary! Clinton is giving a campaign speech in Alabama.
And she is using her phony-baloney Southern inflection again!
And my word, it is even more obnoxious and grating than it was eight years ago. She just promised to drop interest rates for college loans and to quit letting the lenders make a profit on the loans, and she even promised to provide special funding for loans to students who attend Historically Black Colleges and Universities, apparently even those institutions which graduate less than one-third of their students, which sadly is half of the HBCUs in this country.
You probably have to tune in right now to catch her jes’ folks act, but maybe I can post a clip here later.
UPDATE BY PATTERICO: I don’t feeel no-ways tahrrd.