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She’s Back!

Filed under: General — JVW @ 11:26 am

[guest post by JVW]

I would almost never suggest this under any other circumstance, but you if you need mindless background noise on TV you should turn over to CNN where Hillary! Clinton is giving a campaign speech in Alabama.

And she is using her phony-baloney Southern inflection again!

And my word, it is even more obnoxious and grating than it was eight years ago. She just promised to drop interest rates for college loans and to quit letting the lenders make a profit on the loans, and she even promised to provide special funding for loans to students who attend Historically Black Colleges and Universities, apparently even those institutions which graduate less than one-third of their students, which sadly is half of the HBCUs in this country.

You probably have to tune in right now to catch her jes’ folks act, but maybe I can post a clip here later.


UPDATE BY PATTERICO: I don’t feeel no-ways tahrrd.

37 Responses to “She’s Back!”

  1. CNN just cut away as she was pandering to the largely black crowd and accusing Republicans of trying to take away their voting rights. Apparently that’s too much demagoguery for even Hillary! Clinton as far as CNN is concerned.

    JVW (76b707)

  2. there’s no failmerican institution so corrupt or incompetent that this disgusting incontinent old woman can’t improve it

    this would include failmerica’s sleazy and perverted colleges and universities

    happyfeet (831175)

  3. pc culture

    it’s not just failmerica and the united kingdom of kate middleton’s ridiculously fertile nethers anymore

    “The human resource development minister must apologize for her remark about Goddess Durga,” Congress leader Anand Sharma said in the Rajya Sabha.*

    happyfeet (831175)

  4. It would be a consolation prize of sorts to have Trump and Hillary on the debate stage trying to outlie each other. It would be wonderful if it aroused enough people to form a mob to tar and feather both of them and run them out of the country on a rail — it won’t happen but it’s nice to imagine.

    nk (dbc370)

  5. Durga is Kali, the goddess of utter destruction, not the rebuilding kind of Shiva but the end of the world kind. The HR minister better apologize and quick.

    nk (dbc370)

  6. oh my goodness so she’s like bjork i guess

    Mr. buttons will want to be in the loop on this

    happyfeet (831175)

  7. She ain’t in no ways tahred an’ she’s innit for the long hawwwlllll

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  8. Lying, thieving, criminal that Hillary Clinton is…

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  9. What do you get when you cross a sleazy politician with a crooked lawyer?

    nk (dbc370)

  10. oh my goodness never ever cross Hillary Mr. nk

    she’ll pee on your cushions!

    happyfeet (831175)

  11. Bill and Hillary! supporters show their patriotism and that th will continue to lie big and lie often.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  12. They

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  13. stick a needle in my eye before I will watch the witch

    jrt for Cruz (bc7456)

  14. What do you get when you cross a sleazy politician with a crooked lawyer?

    A Jackass?

    ropelight (4ea934)

  15. Not everyone can afford the room and board to go to one of these college things. How about zero-interest loans for remote-learning? Paid directly to the school to avoid fraud by phony students. Wait. What? No, we’d never, ever do that! We’ll show you the transcripts and everything.

    Kevin M (25bbee)

  16. Or maybe just smarts-stamps.

    Kevin M (25bbee)

  17. You know, like the Tin Man got.

    Kevin M (25bbee)

  18. What do you get when you cross a sleazy politician with a crooked lawyer?


    Kevin M (25bbee)

  19. UPDATE BY PATTERICO: I don’t feeel no-ways tahrrd.

    Patterico (86c8ed)

  20. Rev. – Love Whittle

    mg (31009b)

  21. She’s not even from south Chicago!

    Cruz Supporter (102c9a)

  22. I bet dem black folks jus’ LUVS dat white lady!

    Deuce Frehley (73c323)

  23. What do you get when you cross a sleazy politician with a crooked lawyer?


    nk (dbc370)

  24. I’m not convinced Bubba really wants her to be president. She’d be the historic figure he thinks he is and it would really cramp the family business, wouldn’t it? Maybe that’s why the press can’t find the famous Clinton magic anymore.

    crazy (cde091)

  25. She’s a lousy candidate.

    She reminds every man of their first wife from 1976 who’d be badgering them to take out the trash in the middle of the 4th quarter of Monday Night Football as Cosell goes into a rant about Dallas cheerleaders shaking their pom-poms for Dandy Don.

    And those damned pantsuits. Nobody in 2016 wears frigging pantsuits. She’s dressed like she just walked off the set of an episode of ‘Maude,’ circa 1975. And worse, she sounds like she is still reading from one of the scripts. These aging feminists are burning their support hose these days, not their bras. No wonder young women are turned off by this dinosaur. She’s looks like their grandmothers in double-knit outfits from old Polaroids.

    The ‘secret server’ was the final straw for me. No excuse for it. The Clintons learned nothing from the 90’s. She is Nixon-redux. And like the Big Dick, you want to try to find something to like but they keep doing things to push you away. Secretive, simmering and seasoned with sinister sauce.

    If she’s elected you’ll never see her again outside of events requiring the Chief Executive to attend. She’ll send out endless spokespeople, layer by layer. She hates the press. Hates the political process and has no rationale for running other than she’s a woman and it’s her turn.

    Nominate Trump.

    He’ll wipe the floor with her like a Mexican mopping up a Ladies Room at Trump Doral.

    DCSCA (a343d5)

  26. That’s a good one, nk.

    Rev. Hoagie™® (f4eb27)

  27. I’m surprised she doesn’t try blackface.

    Kevin M (25bbee)

  28. Our choices for President.

    Bernie Madoff, Vladimir Lenin, or Charles Manson.

    Err, Squeaky Fromme. Not Manson, but still just as evil and also still a member of the “family.” I’d hate to “misgender” the first historic pair of ovaries for President.

    There it is, guys.

    Steve57 (5891a6)

  29. Wow! A politician is pandering to their constituents! Shocking!

    Tillman (a95660)

  30. Hillary spoke with a Southern accent during the 1992 presidential campaign. It disappeared after the election. So she’s using it for the Southern primaries this year?

    DN (f53b94)

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