[guest post by Dana]
So, what’s the secret to a long, long life? According to Scotland’s oldest living woman, 109-year old Jessie Gallan, it’s fairly simple:
‘My secret to a long life has been staying away from men. They’re just more trouble than they’re worth.
‘I also made sure that I got plenty of exercise, eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning and have never gotten married.
Gallan also has a positive outlook on life:
I’ve never had to depend on anybody. I’ve had my ups and downs, many. But I’m thankful.
I read that news of Gallan’s no-men-allowed code resulted in some fun jabs at misandry:
— anna walsh (@annamccachren) January 20, 2015
But of course, that’s not what real misandry looks like. This is:
And with all due respect, I so disagree with Ms. Gallan’s view on men. Frankly, I think they are more than worth all that trouble!