Patterico's Pontifications


Quote of the Day

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 5:41 pm

“Later on when police arrived, the woman said her right breast was sinking down and to the left.”

This one also wins Headline of the Week: Flying plastic apple damages breast implant, Sierra County woman claims.

8 Responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. …her right breast was sinking down and to the left.

    That is why bra was invented.

    Perfect Sense (b6ec8c)

  2. You sure it wasn’t “Back and to the right … back and to the right …”

    SPQR (26be8b)

  3. Too bad it wasn’t a melon.

    Vermont Neighbor (31ccb6)

  4. a truly dedicated police officer would have offered to massage the implant back into its correct position.

    assistant devil's advocate (b9a85d)

  5. If she’s in the water and one breast is sinking, she’s gonna be listing badly.

    Chris (e4e736)

  6. Is there a point where she capsizes and her butt’s bobbing?

    kimsch (2ce939)

  7. Is this going to replace “eggshell-skulled plaintiff” in first year tort classes?

    nk (11c9c1)

  8. I’m afraid I’m going to need pictures to verify the change in the angle of her breasts. Preferably before and afters, but mostly afters.

    Patrick (8f254d)

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