This may be the stupidest damn thing I have ever read in the L.A Times — and that’s saying something.
Read as Pattt Morrison gleefully mocks the idea of national security — due to the grave, grave effects that a fence might have . . . on the environment.
If you build it, they will die.
I’m with you, Patttt. I’m looking at my personal experience here. We put up a chain-link to keep the neighbors out of our yard, and every living thing died within a two-mile radius.
Fences are just that dangerous, Pattttt.
I’m outsourcing any further fisking to you, my commenters. Let ‘er have it with both barrels.