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6/20/2016

Clarence Thomas’s Wife: The Reports of Justice Thomas’s Retirement Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 1:27 am



Justice Thomas’s wife took to Facebook to dispel the rumor that he was considering retiring after the next presidential election:

For all those who are contacting me about the possibility of my husband retiring, I say — unsubscribe from those false news sources and carry on with your busy lives.

IT. IS. BOGUS! Paul Bedard needs to find a phone in his life and unnamed sources are worth as much as their transparency is.

A funny close friend wrote me: “Next we’ll hear that you and he have bought a small private island near Nevis, with a large satellite dish so that all the Nebraska college sports games won’t be missed, and a large Green Egg that can slow cook the indigenous wild boar. Let us know when you are shipping off so we can all chip in to buy a suitable retirement present for your husband — perhaps matching lounge chairs and umbrellas.”

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11 Responses to “Clarence Thomas’s Wife: The Reports of Justice Thomas’s Retirement Have Been Greatly Exaggerated”

  1. Ding.

    Patterico (86c8ed)

  2. These are the crazy years, Patterico.

    Simon Jester (9b406a)

  3. It still either will be Hillary or Donald picking SCOTUS regardless of voluntary retirements or natural causes.

    cedarhill (d594c4)

  4. It still either will be Hillary or Donald picking SCOTUS regardless of voluntary retirements or natural causes.
    cedarhill (d594c4) — 6/20/2016 @ 5:29 am

    Hillary’s VP choice is a far more logically likely choice for that role, and the real cogent factor in the coming election.

    Luke Stywalker (649dfa)

  5. Paul Bedard is pimping for Trump. Probably thrilled at the idea that with Trump as President he’ll be able to wear a dress and hang around public bathrooms and dressing rooms.

    nk (dbc370)

  6. Mr. Trump gonna do the good judges like on his list, not partial birth hillary naral judges, if that sort of thing matters to you.

    happyfeet (831175)

  7. Ha, ha, ha. We know how pro-life you are, happyfeet. How much you love wiggly food stamp fetuses. How it breaks your heart every time Planned Parenthood kills one.

    nk (dbc370)

  8. 5.Paul Bedard is pimping for Trump. Probably thrilled at the idea that with Trump as President he’ll be able to wear a dress and hang around public bathrooms and dressing rooms.
    nk (dbc370) — 6/20/2016 @ 5:48 am

    Would Hillary! forbid men wearing dresses and hanging around in public bathrooms and dressing rooms? Or is this just another one of your delusional projections?

    Rev. Hoagie© (734193)

  9. North Carolina law? I think that on the moral issues Trump is more genuinely libertine than Hillary. Hillary’s positions “evolved” left. Trump has always been left and veered right just for this election.

    nk (dbc370)

  10. I think this false leak is designed to affect people with possible litigation before the court – that they should give up on some cases.

    Sammy Finkelman (7a22e4)

  11. Mr. Trump gonna do the good judges like on his list, not partial birth hillary naral judges, if that sort of thing matters to you.

    happyfeet (831175) — 6/20/2016 @ 6:00 am

    Yes yes he will get those good judges

    judges that love partial birth planned parenthood judges

    trump loves him some planned parenthood

    those judges will tear down that 1st amendment, and the 2nd too. Why not do the 4th as well

    making judging great again.

    sadfeet (ddead1)


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