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9/21/2015

Hillary Clinton: I Am A Real Person

Filed under: General — Dana @ 6:14 pm



[guest post by Dana]

Yikes. I’m guessing it will take way more than that to convince people.

–Dana

38 Responses to “Hillary Clinton: I Am A Real Person”

  1. Prison orange is not the best color selection to wear when behaving in a deranged manner. Her campaign should take note.

    Dana (86e864) — 9/21/2015 @ 6:16 pm

  2. come on, the thought had to occur,

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzcoU85mXIA

    narciso (ee1f88) — 9/21/2015 @ 6:21 pm

  3. The face that launched a thousand sh!ts.

    Rev. Barack Hussein Hoagie (f4eb27) — 9/21/2015 @ 6:24 pm

  4. I just don’t understand how she expects anyone to believe her. Her friend claimed that Hillary will not make herself over for anyone, and Hillary nods in agreement. Yet there she is faking her way through the answer with fake hyena laughter, fake look of crazy on her face, and that damn orange prison wear. What the heck!

    Dana (86e864) — 9/21/2015 @ 6:34 pm

  5. That is exactly what an evil cyborg would say.

    JD (3b5483) — 9/21/2015 @ 6:41 pm

  6. The Boston Globe piles on:

    “Boston Globe Slams Hillary Clinton’s Inability To Show Empathy To Voters”

    http://dailycaller.com/2015/09/21/boston-globe-slams-hillary-clintons-inability-to-show-empathy-to-voters/

    Kevin M (25bbee) — 9/21/2015 @ 6:44 pm

  7. exactly, the problem is dickerson might be cyberdyne property as well,

    http://terminators.tumblr.com/post/747520955/the-600-series-had-rubber-skin-they-were-easy-to

    narciso (ee1f88) — 9/21/2015 @ 6:44 pm

  8. One way to lose a Turing Test is to assert “I am a real person.”

    Decker would have shot her.

    Kevin M (25bbee) — 9/21/2015 @ 6:45 pm

  9. Kevin M,

    That link makes me think she’s somewhere on the spectrum…

    Dana (86e864) — 9/21/2015 @ 6:48 pm

  10. Yep. But with politicians it runs Asberger’s to Sociopath

    I heard another explanation today: She’s fragile. Her health is so terrible that she can barely function, and only in highly scripted situations.

    Kevin M (25bbee) — 9/21/2015 @ 7:13 pm

  11. Dekerd: “How can it not know what it is?”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWPyRSURYFQ

    Kevin M (25bbee) — 9/21/2015 @ 7:16 pm

  12. voight kampf, would flag her within ten questions, before one got to the turtles,

    narciso (ee1f88) — 9/21/2015 @ 7:17 pm

  13. I heard another explanation today: She’s fragile. Her health is so terrible that she can barely function, and only in highly scripted situations.

    That would certainly limit her in any debates.

    Dana (86e864) — 9/21/2015 @ 7:19 pm

  14. If you wash the make-up off Hillary’s face you’ll find Jimmy Hoffa.

    ropelight (f3a7c6) — 9/21/2015 @ 7:31 pm

  15. R.I.P. Jack Larson, played Jimmy Olsen on the Superman tv show in the 1950’s

    Icy (941b63) — 9/21/2015 @ 7:32 pm

  16. Hillary Clinton: I Am A Real Person
    Filed under: General — Dana @ 6:14 pm

    When Skynet became self-aware, the fake ones we spotted right off.

    Steve57 (b3924b) — 9/21/2015 @ 7:35 pm

  17. Note to self.

    “I am a real person” is probably right up there with “I haven’t been indicted yet” as a reason, if that’s what I’m telling the voters to vote for me, why I shouldn’t run.

    Steve57 (b3924b) — 9/21/2015 @ 7:38 pm

  18. “Vote for me! I’m not a registered sex offender. Yet.”

    Steve57 (b3924b) — 9/21/2015 @ 7:39 pm

  19. Popehat FTW!

    redc1c4 (15039b) — 9/21/2015 @ 7:56 pm

  20. The 2008 series had rubber skin. It was easy to spot, but this is new. She looks human… smile, forced, high-pitched, hyena-like laugh… everything you associate with a nervous Democrat candidate. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till her lips moved before I could tell it was just a re-skinned Hillary 2008.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 9/21/2015 @ 7:58 pm

  21. That thief!

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 9/21/2015 @ 7:59 pm

  22. The problem was the 2008 version won anyway.

    Kevin M (25bbee) — 9/21/2015 @ 8:05 pm

  23. Ooh, her against Carly would be a debate I’d watch. Cruz would be too much of a gentleman for full fun and Jeb would just roll over. Her against Trump — I’m not sure what kind of TV or internet I could get on my mountainside in Greece.

    nk (dbc370) — 9/21/2015 @ 8:14 pm

  24. it could awake the kraken, nk, and no one wants that, not even the duffers,

    narciso (ee1f88) — 9/21/2015 @ 8:23 pm

  25. Red @19. Ok, you and Popehat win. All I’m saying is some softballs are so easy to hit out of the park that anyone could do it.

    Steve57 (b3924b) — 9/21/2015 @ 8:34 pm

  26. Yes Mister Rodham, YOU are a REAL PERSON!!! How much does a gallon of MILK cost???

    point,
    game,
    set,
    match.

    Second question. When you were sliming the WYMYN that your husband had “come on to” or had “CUM ON”, how much did a PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR cost per hour??? More than that gallon of MILK I BET!!!

    Gus (7cc192) — 9/21/2015 @ 9:42 pm

  27. Normally, real people don’t have to point out that they are real people to other real people.

    The very amused Dana (f6a568) — 9/22/2015 @ 3:14 am

  28. Really?

    Rev. Barack Hussein Hoagie (f4eb27) — 9/22/2015 @ 5:23 am

  29. I am real people touch me my programming commands me to say I am almost life like.

    Steve57 (b3924b) — 9/22/2015 @ 5:48 am

  30. No, dear. You are a surreal person.

    C. S. P. Schofield (ab2cdc) — 9/22/2015 @ 6:09 am

  31. If Hillary was a real person she would have choked to death on her own hypocrisy long ago. Or died of shame after turning her back on the State Department employees in Benghazi under terrorist attack and then lying to the nation and to the grieving parents about a phony video.

    No real person could face the infamy of Hillary’s depraved iniquities without resorting to suicide.

    ropelight (df2d31) — 9/22/2015 @ 7:12 am

  32. No, rope, you’ve got the wrong word. There are plenty of real people who would have done those things; it’s just that there are no honorable people who would have behaved like that.

    The Dana with a dictionary (f6a568) — 9/22/2015 @ 8:34 am

  33. Ah the plastic fantastic Hildebeest strikes again. Like a real person she goes shopping; unlike a real person, somebody has to drive her to the mall, since she’s not driven a car in 20 years.

    Comanche Voter (1d5c8b) — 9/22/2015 @ 8:57 am

  34. You guys do realize there is a strong possibility Hillary! will be our next President? You can see in the current polls that woman, with all her lies, all her failures and absolutely zero accomplishments is still leading the other democrats. We all know what she is but what does it say about the democrat party that they still endorse her and the alternative they have put up is a socialist/communist not even a democrat?

    Rev. Barack Hussein Hoagie (f4eb27) — 9/22/2015 @ 10:29 am

  35. commissar sanders is leading in the key states, we’re talking about sunk costs with hillary, they have committed too much, to easily turn away,

    narciso (ee1f88) — 9/22/2015 @ 10:32 am

  36. i wonder if hillary will build shiny new boats for carlycakes Mr. Reverend

    boats boats boats burbles carly happily, clapping her hands with glee

    happyfeet (a037ad) — 9/22/2015 @ 11:11 am

  37. Clin­ton said she wants to im­ple­ment a policy that’d “put thou­sands of Amer­ic­ans to work” fix­ing old, leaky pipelines and re­pair­ing rail­cars, rail beds, and rail tracks that cur­rently trans­port oil. She said there are “a lot more jobs, from my per­spect­ive, on a North Amer­ic­an clean en­ergy agenda than you would ever get from one pipeline cross­ing the bor­der.”

    poor clotty-head’s got herself a case of the stupids

    happyfeet (a037ad) — 9/22/2015 @ 2:42 pm

  38. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; it’ll be health issues that take her out.

    Every doctor I’ve spoken to takes a look at her on TV and says, “She’s not well. Without examining her personally I don’t know what’s wrong, but she needs help.”

    Of course, if Biden gets in and Obama backs him, he may put her in a very restful place.

    luagha (e5bf64) — 9/22/2015 @ 2:58 pm


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