[guest post by Dana]
Finally, these two awful people didn’t make me wail and gnash my teeth in frustration and anger, if only for the briefest of moments:
We will likely have to watch the country go to hell in a hand basket with either one of these two clowns in the Oval Office, but at least we got a laugh at their expense first.
–Dana
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Yes, I am desperate to find something to laugh about these days, thank you.
Dana (995455) — 8/8/2016 @ 5:20 pmBig, ol’ pancake titties!
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 8/8/2016 @ 5:22 pm“Adolf Hitler is a story about a faile liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged.”
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 8/8/2016 @ 5:28 pmEach betrays what they’ve got on their minds. Trump thinks Detroiters are boobs, and Clinton worries that her most dangerous opponent is her husband.
Milhouse (5a188d) — 8/8/2016 @ 5:32 pmHeh. Interesting, Milhouse.
Dana (995455) — 8/8/2016 @ 5:38 pmIf Hillary’s health fails, and Trump is just…Trump and either quits or is forced out somehow, what is going to happen? Will Obama make the play for an unprecedented third term?
I’d say the chances are 50/50, but the American people would not stand for it.
Patricia (5fc097) — 8/8/2016 @ 6:13 pmFirefox does suck as a browser.
nk (dbc370) — 8/8/2016 @ 6:16 pmI switched to chrome, because it’s less malware enabling also eich’s kangaroo court,
narciso (732bc0) — 8/8/2016 @ 6:19 pmI use Chrome for movies, music and email. I think Firefox has gone obsolete. Chewing gum and bailing wire patchwork. Who still uses Adobe Flash Player for crying out loud?
nk (dbc370) — 8/8/2016 @ 6:41 pmwithout eich’s imput, it’s a shell,
narciso (732bc0) — 8/8/2016 @ 6:48 pmI think so too. And it got them nothing. Google did not renew with them.
nk (dbc370) — 8/8/2016 @ 6:53 pm6. Patricia (5fc097) — 8/8/2016 @ 6:13 pm
Sammy Finkelman (03c82c) — 8/8/2016 @ 6:57 pmsame with apple, tim cook might have to go pilfering in the xerox lab again,
narciso (732bc0) — 8/8/2016 @ 6:57 pmWhat I don’t like is that so many wesotes refuse to even to let you view them and tell you to upgrade your browssr.
Sammy Finkelman (03c82c) — 8/8/2016 @ 6:58 pmremember melakon in ‘patterns of force’ when john gill fell it, interstellar godwin violations don’t count do they,
narciso (732bc0) — 8/8/2016 @ 6:59 pmHA! I guess that’s one way you could describe it, Herr Oberst.
Bill H (971e5f) — 8/8/2016 @ 7:22 pmDon’t be ridiculous. He can’t. It’s not possible. End of story. This is of a class with the paranoid freaks who claim he’ll cancel the election (and made the same claim about Bush 8 years ago). There are few things we can be certain of, but one is that in 164 days, 14 hours, 28 minutes and 30 seconds 0bama will no longer be president, no matter what. As of that moment the armed forces will stop obeying him, so it won’t matter how much he would like to stay in office, he won’t be able to.
Milhouse (5a188d) — 8/8/2016 @ 7:31 pmI just discovered a ridiculous flaw in Chrome that from my point of view makes it unusuable. When passing along an HTTP authentication request it doesn’t show the message. It just demands a userid and password, and won’t let you past if you can’t supply them. So if the userid and password are in the message that it won’t show you, you’re scr*wed. You just can’t get in. Bring the same page up in Firefox and there’s the message, with the credentials needed to get in.
Milhouse (5a188d) — 8/8/2016 @ 7:34 pmConstitutionally cannot, although yes, Biden with Obama as Rasputin is possible.
And remember, FDR was just a couple of months into his fourth term when he shuffled off. The whole catalyst for the 22nd Amendment.
Bill H (971e5f) — 8/8/2016 @ 7:36 pmMichelle.
Milhouse (5a188d) — 8/8/2016 @ 7:53 pmAnd it wouldn’t be 0bama as Rasputin, it’d be Jarrett. She’s his Rasputin already, so why would she give that up?
Milhouse (5a188d) — 8/8/2016 @ 7:54 pmtake it up with chief yutz,
http://www.weaselzippers.us/288460-obama-im-being-forced-out-of-the-white-house/
narciso (732bc0) — 8/8/2016 @ 8:04 pmor this bit by rosie the robot,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlxWckQbpug
narciso (732bc0) — 8/8/2016 @ 8:08 pmThere is a silver lining: one of these two clowns is going to lose in November, and whichever it is is guaranteed to take losing very badly. I’m going to enjoy the loser’s pathetic meltdown – as long as I can keep my mind off the horrors in store from the other one winning. Come to think of it, either one is guaranteed to be a very ungracious winner, too, which will be interesting, at least.
Dr. Weevil (208599) — 8/8/2016 @ 8:15 pmnarciso, she’s not sick, she’s drunk.
Milhouse (5a188d) — 8/8/2016 @ 8:21 pmWhat exactly is your point? This confirms that he will be leaving.
Milhouse (5a188d) — 8/8/2016 @ 8:23 pmThat’s what set me to thinking, narciso.
And I know the Constitution does not permit it, but that has never stopped him. 😉
Patricia (5fc097) — 8/8/2016 @ 8:39 pmhe’s like a walking index of the dsm-v manual, strikingly very few outlets pointed this out,
narciso (732bc0) — 8/8/2016 @ 8:45 pmTrump can’t read the word “entities.”
Dumbest fucking human being on the face of the planet.
Patterico (04de0d) — 8/9/2016 @ 12:39 amOh, I thought he was trying to say “cities” not “entities.” Either way, his slip of the tongue is funny. Of course, that reminds me of our current “great orator” who, if not speaking from a teleprompter, often provides us with a good Elmer Fudd impersonation.
But with the Hillary video, my gosh she is looking old and bad. I don’t see how she survives 4 years in office, much less 8.
Virginia SoCon (8eb3c5) — 8/9/2016 @ 5:21 am24. Dr. Weevil (208599) — 8/8/2016 @ 8:15 pm
Not Hillary. Unless health issues forbid, she’ll probably start gearing up to 2020, secretly. (Standard Clinton practice is to delay announcing as long as possible)
Sammy Finkelman (03c82c) — 8/9/2016 @ 6:09 amYou really want to see that? You want to see a criminal investigation into Melania Trump’s immigration and naturalization? Or, because the statute of limitations has expired, de-naturalization proceedings against her?
Melania will win the case – she won’t get de-naturalized – but the harassment will use up a lot of Donald Trump’s money, not to mention making him out to be a hypocrite, dispiriting opposition to immigration law reform, and making sure Donald Trump won’t run again in 2020, not that that is something that Hillary Clinton would necesssarily wish to avoid.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/anti-trump-group-probe-melania-immigration-history-article-1.2742835
Now you know why those photos were made available by the photographer. Technically, maybe she didn’t work, as she probably was not paid, at least from a U.S. bank account, and those pictures were sold in Europe.
The other notable issue is that she or a lawyer said in 2001 she became a permanent resident because of marriage, but, as far as is known, Donald Trump didn’t formally marry her until 2005. A person on a fiance visa I think has only 90 days to get married.
There are also irregularities in her work visas, but that was routine in the fashion industry.
Sammy Finkelman (03c82c) — 8/9/2016 @ 6:14 amBill H (971e5f) — 8/8/2016 @ 7:36 pm
So he really only had about 3 terms. He was president for 12 years, 1 month, and 8 days.
His second and later terms started earlier than his first term, as the day for the inauguration of a president was pushed back from March 4 (where it had accidentally begun in 1789) to January 20. He was close to three months into his fourth term.
Sammy Finkelman (03c82c) — 8/9/2016 @ 6:20 amHot Air ponders what’s going on with McMullin:
http://hotair.com/archives/2016/08/08/the-point-of-evan-mcmullins-candidacy-is-to-tip-utah-to-hillary-right
There’s something peculiar going on about his poicture on Wikipedia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Evan_McMullin.jpg
Sammy Finkelman (643dcd) — 8/9/2016 @ 9:19 amSammy, there’s nothing peculiar about that. That’s what happens to every picture uploaded to WP without saying why it should be allowed to be there. Whoever uploaded this one just copied it from LinkedIn, which he had no right to do, let alone the authority to release the photographer’s rights to it. Images on WP have to be free for all to copy, unless it’s impossible to find one and it’s important to have a picture. In general copyright photos of living people will never be allowed up, since it’s always possible for someone to take a new picture and release his rights to it.
Milhouse (5a188d) — 8/9/2016 @ 1:36 pmHRC is a ‘private citizen’ now. And calls for Congress to come back in session for Zita? Who does she think she is, Harry Truman?
Hey look, squirrel!
Let’s all call Congress back into session to do everything they didn’t do for the past year, instead.
DCSCA (797bc0) — 8/9/2016 @ 2:51 pmYou ight have missed:
Elizabeth Warren, in an interview published in Business Week, said matetr of factly that Donald Trump would cause nuclear war and that’s why business interests had contributed to Hillary. (before even Trump was on the horizon?)
I thought the reason was supposed to be because she did so much for the victims of Sept 11th.
http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-elizabeth-warren-interview-issue/
Sammy Finkelman (643dcd) — 8/10/2016 @ 9:42 am35. Thank you.
Sammy Finkelman (643dcd) — 8/10/2016 @ 9:43 amThe crowd applauded Trump – and didn’t seem to notice that he had just said a sentence that included a word that made no sense.
‘money to come poutring in,…and, by the way, into titties like right here in Detroit.’
Sammy Finkelman (643dcd) — 8/10/2016 @ 10:11 am