How dare anyone out there make fun of Patterico after all he has been through?! He lost his keys! He was on hold for more than an hour! He has two friggin’ kids! His wife . . . well, she’s actually really cool, but . . . Leave him alone!! All he cares about is his readers and making money off of them. HE’S A HUMAN! What you don’t realize is that Patterico is writing you all these blog entries and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him. He hasn’t performed on stage in years — since portraying Bill Burke at a Shearman and Sterling anniversary party. His blog’s motto is “Harangues that Just Make Sense” for a reason, but all you people want is MORE . . . MORE . . . MORE, MORE, MORE! LEAVE HIM ALONE! You are lucky he even blogs for you BASTARDS! LEAVE PATTERICO ALONE!! Please. Perez Hilton talked about professionalism, and said if Patterico was a professional he would never refer to Perez Hilton, no matter what. Speaking of professionalism, when is it “professional” to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time with his spam filter. Leave Patterico Alone. Please . . . Leave Patterico alone . . . right now . . . I mean it. Anyone that has a problem with him you deal with me, because he is not well right now. Leave him alone.
Leave Patterico alone.
(Allah said there would be hundreds of take-offs on Chris Crocker’s homage to Britney Spears. I’m just doing my part to make the prophecy happen.)
UPDATE: Because I care about you, the reader, I’ll embed the video that gave rise to this post. Why should you be the only person in the world who hasn’t seen it?