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1/18/2018

Porn Star: I Spanked Trump with a Forbes Magazine

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 8:30 pm

The best part about the dead trees version of Forbes, besides the fact that you can go straight to the article without having to read an inspirational quote on the way, is that you can whack a narcissistic sexagenarian on the rump with it. Susan Wright mentioned this earlier in passing, but come on. This deserves its own post. I’ll turn over the megaphone to Allahpundit, who says it better than I ever could:

The more salacious detail in this Mother Jones story, the one that will land on the cover of New York tabloids, is Daniels allegedly telling the same operative that she spanked Trump — with a copy of Forbes magazine. The thought of the populist alpha-male-in-chief being paddled submissively with the ruling class’s favorite publication by a buxom porn star is so irresistible, it almost doesn’t matter if it’s true or false. The image now exists, perfect in itself. There’s nothing to say about it that will improve upon it.

Oh, except this: Supposedly he was on the cover of the issue of Forbes that she used. *Kisses fingers*

If you’d told me in 2014 that the Wall Street Journal would credibly report that the next President of the United States had paid a porn star $130,000 not to tell the media about her affair with him, and the nation would collectively shrug and yawn . . . well, I’d be surprised, but a lot of things would have surprised me then. If you told me that there would be a story about that porn star spanking that married President on his rear with a magazine bearing his likeness on the cover — I just don’t know what to say. But this is where we are with this guy: it’s one outrageous thing after another, and nothing has changed anyone’s mind about him in almost two years and nothing’s going to.

But is that also true of Melania? How do you figure she is reacting to all this? Probably she’s fine. Kevin D. Williamson points out:

Melania Trump, asked whether she would have attached herself to Donald if he weren’t wealthy, scoffed at the question and frankly acknowledged the transactional nature of their relationship: “If I weren’t beautiful, do you think he’d be with me?” Trump, for his part, has been equally frank at times about the instrumental role Melania plays in his life: She’s a good advertisement for his brand. “When we walk into a restaurant, I watch grown men weep,” he said. It is worth keeping in mind that the Third Lady was an employee of Trump’s modeling agency before their marriage. Business is business.

If a woman is essentially paid to have sex with a man, however occasionally, I don’t think the woman is going to get too upset if someone else shoulders some of the burden for free. Or even for a payout of 130 grand, as long as plenty of spending money remains.

I know: people get very offended if I suggest that Melania is a gold digger. Well, I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger! But she ain’t messin’ with no broke Donald.

If some blond porn star with enormous fake boobs wants to grab the reins, I don’t think Melania’s going to object much, unless he makes her look like too much of a fool. And she’s taken the ride this far.

I think Trump himself is kind of digging the whole story, too. Except, that is, for the part where Stormy said he was bad at sex:

In our conversations, Daniels said she was holding back on the juiciest details, such as her ability to describe things about Trump that only someone who had seen him naked would know. She intimated that her view of his sexual skill was at odds with the remark attributed to Marla Maples.

That kind of remark might interfere with his ability to get more tail. And it might wound his delicate pride.

The whole thing is a circus. But hasn’t everything always been a circus with this man?

[Cross-posted at RedState and The Jury Talks Back.]

133 Responses to “Porn Star: I Spanked Trump with a Forbes Magazine”

  1. Ding.

    Patterico (115b1f)

  2. Stormy Daniels is probably the only thing sluttier than a FISA judge in the whole entire america

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  3. Hah! I scooped you on your own blog!

    Dave (445e97)

  4. Aw fer …. You believe a [rhymes with door]?

    nk (dbc370)

  5. That was rhetorical right?

    narciso (d1f714)

  6. Seems like jann wenner is turning in his inking contribution:

    http://dailysignal.com/2018/01/18/7-areas-successes-incompletes-trumps-first-full-year

    narciso (d1f714)

  7. I could have sworn that violates the fine print:
    https://www.weaselzippers.us/371675-chicago-man-files-new-pac-called-i-am-going-to-assassinate-president-donald-j-trump/

    He could crowdsource or use bitcoin (well maybe not)

    narciso (d1f714)

  8. I could have sworn that violates the fine print:

    I have been reliably informed that winning is now all that matters.

    Dave (445e97)

  9. Then again the FBI didn’t ask Durbin or duckworth about their communications with the Alexandria shooter so it may not matter.

    narciso (d1f714)

  10. Scuttlebutt coming down that big revelations regarding Dem FISA Court abuses and unmasking……

    Not seeing much of it in news media but lots of speculation:

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-18/explosive-shocking-and-alarming-fisa-memo-set-rock-dc-end-mueller-investigation

    OK – back to rolled-up magazine spanking.

    harkin (8d01aa)

  11. Ah, how cute. Has wittle Twumpy been a naughty boy?

    Tillman (a95660)

  12. Yes I get it the national inquirer, Paul singer probably paid for that story.

    narciso (d1f714)

  13. There are times, and this is one of them, when I see no good reason for Western culture to survive.

    #StoneThem

    nk (dbc370)

  14. Oh right she denied the story,

    narciso (d1f714)

  15. Hmmmm….wonder what’s in the memo:

    “Gaetz added, “I think that this will not end just with firings. I believe there are people who will go to jail. You don’t get to try to undermine our country, undermine our elections, and then simply get fired.”

    Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC) stated, “I viewed the classified report from House Intel relating to the FBI, FISA abuses, the infamous Russian dossier, and so-called ‘Russian collusion.’ What I saw is absolutely shocking.”

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/26091/people-will-go-jail-releasethememo-trends-ben-shapiro

    harkin (8d01aa)

  16. “… [H]asn’t everything always been a circus with this man?”

    It’s chaos Patterico, and Captain Chaos strikes again.

    Tillman (a95660)

  17. Here is the fundamental problem, the democrats dint break ranks until they have found a true believer to replace their miscrient. The GOP bends over
    To show they are conscientious, re Nixon or packwood. The dems laugh themselves silly and ask you to sell out more principles (I don’t know if that us sadism or masochism) either way the country suffers.

    narciso (d1f714)

  18. There are times, and this is one of them, when I see no good reason for Western culture to survive.

    Reminds me of the story about when Gandhi was asked “What do you think of Western civilization?” and he supposedly replied “I think it would be a good idea.”

    Dave (445e97)

  19. This “Stormie Daniels” nonsense, is quite ICKY. What relevance, true, false or Pooooteriffic this
    “Stormie Daniels” nonsense has, is quite amusing. “Stormie Daniels” is apparently a naughty girl, and she is sexually active. What I want to know, is how POOOOOTIEEEERICO, Charlie Sykes, Bill Kristol and Stevie “Goatee” Hayes, can live with themselves after “STORMIE DANIELS” has soiled their GOPe TOGAS???

    “STORMIE DANIELS” isn’t RUSSIAN, is she???? Poooootie??? Buehler???

    GUS (30b6bd)

  20. The guy whi wanted the Jews to surrender to Hitler, like that turtledove piece I linked he was terribly naive.

    narciso (d1f714)

  21. Maybe they want to get spanked by stormy, we know dems have used born performers in the past to tarnish political figures in the past. But that doesn’t quite work in this instances as it didn’t worked with berlusconi

    narciso (d1f714)

  22. [Rhymes with door]s will be [rhymes with door]s. It’s the people who give them credence when they should either ignore them or kick them back into the gutter that disappoint me.

    nk (dbc370)

  23. I would be happy to give him a blowjob just to thank him for making America Great Again. I think American women should be lining up with their Presidential kneepads on to show their gratitude for keeping the Enemies of the People off our backs.

    (Just kidding. Wondering if the Trumpkins can spot the alterations in Nina Burleigh’s quote. Wondering if they realize they’re exactly Nina Burleigh.)

    Beldar (fa637a)

  24. Not even remotely, we were being (redacted) though, and the solution by our betters was to ‘think of england’

    narciso (d1f714)

  25. No Narciso, what the FULL COMMIE PARTY has moved on to, is shameless graft, ugliness and RODHAM.
    Now, we all know that RODHAM isn’t smart enough to mix a fresh CORONA for HER FAT SELF, so we need to recognize WHO and WHOM is behind this UNBELIEVABLY, SICK EPISODE in AMERICAN HISTORY.
    THE CRIME FAMILY and all of it’s sycophantic tentacles. Rodham couldn’t make herself TOAST. The BILL the RAPIST/DISGUSTING PIG RODHAM contract of dysfunctional marriage, has been hurtling out of control for 30 PLUS years. Rodham was SHITCANNED from the WATERGATE committee, as a young (ugly) Attorney. She is cradle to grave garbage. The Billy the Rapist hangers on have done the dirty work, and the long time LOSERS, like LANNY DAVIS, and “the late” SLOPPY SANDY BERGER……..sold their souls to these FILTHY PIGS.

    GUS (30b6bd)

  26. At least Trump has behaved himself as President, unlike you know who.

    David in Cal (2b55d5)

  27. Beldar, I am completely familiar with NINA BURLEIGHS’ vapid blow job meme. You said TRUMPKINS.
    Who are these TRUMPKINS, and how many of them have KNEE PADS at the READY. Name a URINALIST, male or female, that is AT THE READY to suck off TRUMP, because he supports BABY KILLING????? Or because he supports ANYTHING DISGUSTING??????
    No comparison. The FULL COMMIE PARTY…..DEMOCRAPS…..support defend and believe in FAILURE.
    And their track record reflects that.

    GUS (30b6bd)

  28. At least Trump has behaved himself as President

    Wut

    Dave (445e97)

  29. Trump will be golfing at his resort if/when the government shuts down.

    smh

    (No word on whether Melania will be the only porn model accompanying him…)

    Dave (445e97)

  30. DaveCon1 showing his “severely conservative” credentials again.

    Not fooling anyone kid.

    NJRob (8ee058)

  31. If you’d told me in 2014 that the Wall Street Journal would credibly report that the next President of the United States had paid a porn star $130,000 not to tell the media about her affair with him, and the nation would collectively shrug and yawn . . . well, I’d be surprised, but a lot of things would have surprised me then. If you told me that there would be a story about that porn star spanking that married President on his rear with a magazine bearing his likeness on the cover — I just don’t know what to say.

    I would have said, “I’ll be dammed. Eliot Spitzer makes a full political comeback that lands him all the way in the White House!”

    JVW (42615e)

  32. All I can say is that I hope to see the Clinton escapades covered soon.

    Kevin M (752a26)

  33. Patterico,

    The reason that no one cares is that this is simply confirmation bias.

    If one actually TRIED to find all of Bill Clinton’s bimbos, you would need several issues of Forbes just to list their names. But of course nobody tries.

    But with Trump, they have whole bureaus of reporters on the case. They will surely find something, just as they surely could not find Obama’s transcripts, not being looking for them.

    Kevin M (752a26)

  34. STORMY DANIELS, a 30-year-old adult film star with more than 150 steamy flicks to her name, is getting set to heat up Louisiana’s 2010 Senate race. Daniels, the star of Operation Desert Stormy—in which she plays a CIA agent who fights terrorists while wearing Army-fatigue booty shorts—says she plans to toss her G-string in the ring (although she hadn’t officially announced her candidacy as of press time). We asked the Baton Rouge native why she wants to forgo porn for politics.

    Q: Why shoot for the Senate?

    A: I was drafted by a group called Draft Stormy, a grassroots movement in Louisiana that wanted someone who was the polar opposite of current senator David Vitter. They figured I would be perfect because I am open and honest about my sexuality, unlike Vitter. I realized that this is my chance to make a difference, to do something unselfish, noble, and to help a lot of people.

    Q: You’re referring to Senator Vitter’s link to a Washington, D.C. escort service . . .

    A: I’m not one to judge someone’s sexual activity, but what annoys me is that he’s so hard-core “family values,” and he puts his wife and kids out there, saying he’s a Christian family man. Then he’s caught up in a prostitution scandal. He’s a hypocrite.

    Q: How much will your résumé be a factor?

    A: It’s actually starting to work in my favor—I have nothing to hide. A sex tape of me isn’t going to pop up and shame me; there are 150 of them at the video store.

    Q: Do you think you’re more qualified than Senator Vitter?

    A: Absolutely not. But in one movie, I did play a Secret Service agent marooned on an island controlled by North Korea. I butt heads with dictator Kim Jong-il and come out on top.

    Q: What’s the most important issue facing Louisiana today?

    A: The biggest issue in Louisiana is the economy. In New Orleans, tourism is down, and the crime rate is up. I want to make Louisiana a better place to live—create jobs, rebuild the Gulf Coast, and make health care affordable.

    Q: What’s your party affiliation?

    A: As far as the two-party political system goes, I swing both ways [lol-pt]. But I’m leaning toward the Libertarian Party.

    Q: Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton?

    A: Hillary Clinton. She’s a well-rounded woman, extremely knowledgeable on a wide range of subjects, and carries herself with dignity.

    Q: Your campaign adviser’s car was bombed in July, although he wasn’t in the car. Was this politically motivated?

    A: I hope so. I hope someone is that afraid or interested in what I’m doing that they would try to scare me out of the race.

    Q: If you’re elected, will you quit porn?

    A: Probably, but only because of HD…and gravity.

    -from The Porn Star and the Politician
    By Christy Smith

    papertiger (c8116c)

  35. Why would Stormy Daniels need an ex husband, (from 12 years ago)
    a costar she swapped spit with once upon a time,
    or anybody else to be her spokesman?

    Ms. Daniels is not shy or easily intimidated.

    So why are the only sandalous accounts presented exposes by third parties?

    papertiger (c8116c)

  36. Apologies to Lena, Etta and Ella…

    Don’t know whyyyyy;
    Done let him, t’ween my thighs,
    Stormy Daniels
    Unspectacular was he;
    For a hundred and thirty G’s…

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  37. DaveCon1 showing his “severely conservative” credentials again.

    Not fooling anyone kid.

    NJRob (8ee058) — 1/18/2018 @ 11:06 pm

    I heard about this tax in NJ. When you sell your house they put a certain amount of the proceeds in escrow and if you don’t buy another house in NJ the escrow money pays the tax. I wonder how much arson has gone up.

    Pinandpuller (faee32)

  38. The Angel of Death has taken a week off in Chicago, unless maybe he got a better job in Mr President Trump’s economy.

    Pinandpuller (faee32)

  39. excerpt from https://www.dailywire.com/news/26085/report-trump-asked-porn-star-spank-him-magazine-hank-berrien

    Daniels began a May 2009 “listening tour” of the state, holding discussions with local political consultants. One anonymous consultant advising Daniels sent an email on May 8, 2009 to Andrea Dubé, a Democratic political consultant, stating that Daniels scrolled through her cellphone contacts to give her consultants a list of names, including Donald Trump.

    Dube emailed back, “Donald Trump? In her cell phone?”

    The consultant answered, “Yep. She says one time he made her sit with him for three hours watching ‘shark week.’ Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine.”

    Dubé and the consultant confirmed to Mother Jones they exchanged the emails; the consultant added that Daniels said the spanking was part of numerous sexual hijinks with Trump, and the Forbes issue that she spanked Trump with featured him on the cover. A fall 2006 cover of Forbes featured Trump as well as his children Donald Jr. and Ivanka.

    According to email between an anonymous person and a Democrat consultant named Andrea Dube (one of the doobie brothers?)

    Naw. A womyn’s studies major, treasurer and member of the board for the League of Women Voters of Louisiana, operative for Sen. Mary Landrieu.
    https://www.linkedin.com/in/andreadube

    papertiger (c8116c)

  40. Lets assume being swatted with a rolled up magazine and watching an episode of Shark Week were a crime.

    Would you batch of prosecutors bring charges based on a third party account of an email {never seen or produced} exchanged between a political operative of the Democratic Party and an un named other?

    Apparently so according to this [edit] you just typed up and posted.

    papertiger (c8116c)

  41. Available at the Amazon link BS button.

    papertiger (c8116c)

  42. Another variety of swatting that no one wants to see.

    This Stormy gal wouldn’t be breaking any new ground. There’s a rancid Italian bird named Ilona Staller SFW

    Pinandpuller (faee32)

  43. I don’ remember the no Trumpers giving a damn about the dick smoking butt reaming homo Obama. Hypocrite mother fu##ers.

    mg (8cbc69)

  44. With obamagate going into high gear with FISA, No Trumpers want more porn talk, how about a film at 11:00?

    mg (8cbc69)

  45. You should check out Rabid with Marilyn Chambers. For science.

    Pinandpuller (faee32)

  46. Mother Earth no Trumpers are severely invested in these stories.

    mg (8cbc69)

  47. More jobs, fewer regulations and more Stormy stories. Who could ask for better?

    Richard (5fe947)

  48. I know: people get very offended if I suggest that Melania is a gold digger. Well, I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger! But she ain’t messin’ with no broke Donald.

    I think every father has counseled their daughter to avoid penniless dudes.

    felipe (5b25e2)

  49. felipe, don’t presume to know nor understand what motivates people toward one another. It’s just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor one. Perhaps easier.

    Rev.Hoagie (6bbda7)

  50. Whatever one may think of Melania, her past or her motives for marrying Trump, comparing her to Stormy Daniels is like comparing a meal before and after it’s been digested. Stormy Daniels being the after; and what difference does it make whether Melania is a chateubriand or a Big Mac?

    nk (dbc370)

  51. I don’t presume any such thing. I only speak of Fatherhood.

    felipe (5b25e2)

  52. nk (dbc370) — 1/19/2018 @ 6:44 am

    Yikes.

    felipe (5b25e2)

  53. OH. I left off the quotation marks, around the first graph, in my 5:54 comment. I was quoting the author.

    felipe (5b25e2)

  54. why doesn’t sleazy cowardpig war hero John McCain just resign if he’s not up to the job

    what an asshole

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  55. Felipe (and Patterico)-just hope that Kanye or whoever doesn’t start asking for royalties.

    urbanleftbehind (e029d3)

  56. Bondage and S&M makes sense for the Dumpster, but this makes him more endearing to the 35cents and more easily pitied by the majority.

    Admiral Ben Bunsen Ellipsis Burner/Abuser (e96021)

  57. “There you have it: James Comey’s announcement that he was reopening the Hillary email investigation–an investigation in which he eventually whitewashed Mrs. Clinton, notwithstanding unequivocal evidence of crimes on her part–triggered a response. Hillary, or the DNC, ordered Simpson and Steele to promote to the press their quarter-baked dossier of fabrication and speculation, in an effort to counterbalance Comey’s reopening of the email investigation. That pretty much tells you all you need to know.

    More tomorrow.”

    http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/01/bombshell-simpson-admits-fusion-gps-went-to-the-press-to-salvage-hillarys-campaign.php

    Colonel Haiku (779a2a)

  58. “I think every father has counseled their daughter to avoid penniless dudes.”

    Yes… drifters, bums and “Lloyd, Lloyd, all null and void” types…

    Colonel Haiku (779a2a)

  59. She’s the head of something called the glass ceiling project, now how many Kevin beacons to Gloria Alred i wonder. They brought back stormy up when he started investigating chadhoury, who was absolved of all accusations by judge tanya chutkin who was handling the fusion cases, refused now she is handling the swan case

    narciso (d1f714)

  60. So dube is the local version of glenn simpsons shop.

    narciso (d1f714)

  61. Why was the consultant anonymous, the squirrel gets larger, (thanks tiger)

    narciso (d1f714)

  62. For someone who vouched for the dossier and crowdsrike its amusing

    http://.washingtonexaminer.com/republicans-rally-for-public-release-of-memo-on-fisa-abuses/article/2646412

    narciso (d1f714)

  63. “Stormy”

    You were the spanker baby, in leather n’ lace
    You gave me a lift, that much I will say
    And miles of hard roads baby, now etched on your face
    But I am the president today
    Please go away
    Oh Stormy, oh Stormy
    Why did you make me pay?!?!

    You would roll up that big ole’ Forbes magazine
    One whack was all that it took
    Now things are dreary, baby
    And it tends to get old
    And I am the president today
    Please go away
    Oh Stormy, oh Stormy
    Why did you make me pay?!?!

    Colonel Haiku (779a2a)

  64. The whole thing is a circus. But hasn’t everything always been a circus with this man?

    Yes. The social persuaders have pushed the salacious details of an already reported rumor at an interesting time with Russia-palooza becoming money laundering story, reports of FISA abuse and government misconduct rising, DACA amnesty now for millions or else in he midst of an otherwise typical CR, and a SOTU just around the corner. Since the press had the story last fall but didn’t run it is this designed to lend credibility to the crumbling Fusion/GPS-FBI-CIA basis for Obama’s investigation of Trump, payback for fake news allegations, a giant Trump provided distraction or just another gotcha story that becomes a paper cut rather than a mortal blow?

    If McConnell had the guts to roll out the cots tonight and let the filibusterers talk until they’re ready to give up and vote it would be ratings gold.

    crazy (d99a88)

  65. teh Classics IV

    Colonel Haiku (779a2a)

  66. It’s always been about money laundering but we’ll take any criminal behavior.

    Admiral Ben Bunsen Ellipsis Burner/Abuser (e96021)

  67. Do you wave goodbye when you flush, kernel?

    Admiral Ben Bunsen Ellipsis Burner/Abuser (e96021)

  68. @62: For someone who vouched for the dossier and crowdsrike its amusing

    C’mon. This is a serious post about porn and spanking. Don’t try to change it into something else.

    random viking (6a54c2)

  69. In not following this skinemax thread, which is a rejected spec script from house of cards

    narciso (d1f714)

  70. At least he wasn’t wearing a tan suit, dodged a bullet there.

    Davethulhu (fab944)

  71. If you told me that there would be a story about that porn star spanking that married President on his rear with a magazine bearing his likeness on the cover — I just don’t know what to say.

    It’s like if someone conjured up a story about, say, JFK knocking it around with an East German spy. Thank heavens that never happened. Oh, how Trump turns everything into a circus….

    random viking (6a54c2)

  72. Or he was doing lsd with the ex wife of the cias dirty tricks division. Who subsequently turned up dead, and whose diary was covered up by the head of the Washington post

    narciso (d1f714)

  73. FORBES magazine!

    Now I am totally scandalized.

    I mean, if it been, say, Time or Newsweek, then I would have laughed it off.

    But Forbes? That’s it, Trump it toast!

    Bored Lawyer (998177)

  74. @62: For someone who vouched for the dossier and crowdsrike its amusing

    C’mon. This is a serious post about porn and spanking. Don’t try to change it into something else.

    random viking

    [spit take]

    papertiger (c8116c)

  75. clikcbait

    Neo (d1c681)

  76. The whole thing is a circus. But hasn’t everything always been a circus with this man?

    And what’s a circus but good ol’ wholesome GOP family values entertainment! Bring the kiddies!

    ___________

    @54. why doesn’t sleazy cowardpig war hero John McCain just resign if he’s not up to the job

    What, Mr. Feet?!? And give up his government healthcare plan?!?!!

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  77. Q: Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton?

    A: Hillary Clinton. She’s a well-rounded woman, extremely knowledgeable on a wide range of subjects, and carries herself with dignity.

    So Stormy pretty much agreed with Dirty Donnie:

    “I know Hillary, and I think she’d make a great president” – Donald Trump

    Dave (445e97)

  78. The full 2011 interview with the porn actress that Dirty Donnie created a fake corporation to pay a cool $130K in hush money just before the election is now out!

    Dave (445e97)

  79. An interesting twist is that Ms. Daniels took, and passed, a polygraph test after the interview, as did her ex-husband and a friend, both of whom she told about the fling at the time.

    Dave (445e97)

  80. Trump told his f*ck-me doll she reminded him of Ivanka:

    He bragged about his daughter quite a bit though. He was very proud of her, which is nice. He told me once that I was someone to be reckoned with, beautiful and smart just like his daughter.

    Isn’t that sweet?

    *wipes tear*

    Dave (445e97)

  81. Allahpundit does some sleuthing, and finds that all the minor details of Chicky-poo’s story – even Shark Week! – check out.

    The president and his lawyer have been categorically denying a story that appears to be absolutely and completely true – including details of the fake corporation set-up to keep Chicky-poo quiet, reported in that infamous state-run media outlet leftist fake-news rag, the Wall Street Journal.

    How long until we get a direct “I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Daniels.” quote from Dirty Donnie himself?

    Dave (445e97)

  82. Polygraphs admissible, ConDave?

    Colonel Haiku (779a2a)

  83. So the Prez loves him some nicknames. Now his should be Spanky.

    Tillman (a95660)

  84. So the Prez loves him some nicknames. Now his should be Spanky.

    Dude

    But all his nicknames for other people involve the target’s real name:

    Little Marco
    Lyin’ Ted (the idea of Trump accusing anyone else of lying still cracks me up)
    Crooked Hillary
    Sloppy Steve

    (I guess “Rocket Man” is an exception, but “Kim Jong-un” is hard to work with, even for a stable genius)

    That’s why I’ve been warming to “Dirty Donnie”

    Dave (445e97)

  85. Politics makes for strange bedfellows.

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  86. Michael Wolff claims Dirty Donnie is currently having an affair:

    “Oh, it’s somebody he’s f*cking right now?” Maher asked.

    “Yes,” Wolff said. “You just have to read between the lines… It’s toward the end of the book, you’ll know it. Now that I’ve told you when you hit that paragraph, you’ll say bingo.”

    Dave (445e97)

  87. Book sales dried off too quick, eh?

    nk (dbc370)

  88. Book sales dried off too quick, eh?

    Still #1 on the NYT, Publisher’s Weekly and Amazon lists, so not really…

    Dave (445e97)

  89. Maher says Melania us welcome to join ME TOO, but that danged prenup!

    Ben burn (b3d5ab)

  90. It’s a blue dress moment, semengly..

    Ben burn (b3d5ab)

  91. How is it Maher has not been part of the accused in the awakening?

    narciso (d1f714)

  92. The poster for the latest stop on Stormy’s on-going “Making America Horny Again Tour” features a photo of Stormy and Dirty Donnie, with the caption: “He saw her Live, now you can too”.

    #MAGA

    Dave (445e97)

  93. Keep fvckin’ dat poultry, ConDave!

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  94. “Oh, it’s somebody he’s f*cking right now?” Maher asked.

    “Yes,” Wolff said. “You just have to read between the lines… It’s toward the end of the book, you’ll know it. Now that I’ve told you when you hit that paragraph, you’ll say bingo.”

    The only person I can see near the end of the book about whom Wolff could be hinting is Nikki Haley — and I don’t believe that for a moment.

    Patterico (115b1f)

  95. the chicken is not amused coronello, so wolff is at the will folks level of raw sewage

    narciso (d1f714)

  96. If she had a position less tied to international travel, it’s plausible given rumors about her and male subordinates alone in SUVs down SC way.

    urbanleftbehind (e029d3)

  97. Show me a planetary body that’s ever shown appreciation for anything. Man is the apex predator and if you aren’t down with that go step in front of a charismatic megafauna

    Pinandpuller (0de940)

  98. I thought read between the lines is when you hold up your index, middle and ring fingers.

    Pinandpuller (0de940)

  99. Nikki Haley — and I don’t believe that for a moment.

    Well, it’s very easy to believe that he would hit on her.

    I don’t know that much about her, but she is probably my favorite person in the administration, so I hope she’s not (literally OR figuratively) in bed with Trump.

    (Playing devil’s advocate, she *has* gotten away with going off the reservation a few times without any pushback from Spanky, which I found odd…)

    Not having read the book, I was thinking it might be Hope Hicks; they work closely together in the West Wing, and a woman who would date Corey Lewandowsky is presumably capable of anything.

    Dave (445e97)

  100. As to f***ing, it’s ongoing whoever it might be according to Wolf. It could be Haley. Many women have withstood the onslaught and soldiered on.

    Ben burn (b3d5ab)

  101. he’s confirmed he is a mutant, it’s just a matter of what class, I would say nightcrawler,

    narciso (d1f714)

  102. Not having read the book, I was thinking it might be Hope Hicks; they work closely together in the West Wing, and a woman who would date Corey Lewandowsky is presumably capable of anything.

    That was my assumption too but I see no arguable hints in the book about Hicks. I do about Haley.

    Patterico (115b1f)

  103. Well, it’s very easy to believe that he would hit on her.

    I don’t know that much about her, but she is probably my favorite person in the administration, so I hope she’s not (literally OR figuratively) in bed with Trump.

    I’d like to think she’s far too smart and ambitious for that.

    Patterico (115b1f)

  104. World’s Oldest Profession used to be the only job a woman could get and Republicans of both genders take pride in slo-mo evolution.

    Ben burn (b3d5ab)

  105. It isn’t true about Hicks or Haley, it’s wetdream bait for the poultry f*cking mouth-breathers…

    But I’m old enough to remember Dimocrats admonishing all that this stuff is between two consenting adults, it’s nobody’s business but the consenting parties.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  106. azazel perhaps, we know he has a tail

    narciso (d1f714)

  107. But I’m old enough to remember Dimocrats admonishing all that this stuff is between two consenting adults, it’s nobody’s business but the consenting parties.

    When fake corporations are set-up and hundreds of thousands of dollars from unknown sources is laundered under false names to cover it up, it becomes the public’s business.

    Dave (445e97)

  108. Try a softer tire for that tired, old buggy, you might get some traction…

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  109. the dube angle, how this story floated up to the surface, that only hank berrien is pursuing is the only interesting part of her story,

    narciso (d1f714)

  110. Melania Trump, asked whether she would have attached herself to Donald if he weren’t wealthy, scoffed at the question and frankly acknowledged the transactional nature of their relationship: “If I weren’t beautiful, do you think he’d be with me?” Trump, for his part, has been equally frank at times about the instrumental role Melania plays in his life: She’s a good advertisement for his brand. “When we walk into a restaurant, I watch grown men weep,” he said. It is worth keeping in mind that the Third Lady was an employee of Trump’s modeling agency before their marriage…

    Can someone explain or describe a relationship that isn’t transactional in some degree? This is how the human race has survived, lo, these few million years. And that’s only counting for Homo Habilis, the first of the genus homo, who appeared just a bit over 2 million years ago. If you limit us to modern humans we’ve only been around for 200,000 years.

    That’s a blink of an eye, geologically speaking. And for nearly that entire time women chose men who were good warriors and hunters. Good providers, good protectors. And men chose women who looked like they could bear children. In fact, I can make the case that we have evolved to find the visual hints that we have those traits attractive in each other.

    So I don’t get it. It’s wrong that Melania finds Trump attractive because he’s rich, and he finds her attractive because she’s beautiful?

    Show me the Victoria’s Secret supermodel hunting for homeless men under bridges.

    Steve57 (0b1dac)

  111. Can someone explain or describe a relationship that isn’t transactional in some degree?

    lurchy-assed barbara bush and lecherous war hero trash george hw bush

    that whole thing’s not transactional it’s just nasty

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  112. Can someone explain or describe a relationship that isn’t transactional in some degree?

    anyone boning Glenn Simpson’s definitely getting the short end of the transactional stick

    yeah that would be you honey

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  113. So I don’t get it. It’s wrong that Melania finds Trump attractive because he’s rich, and he finds her attractive because she’s beautiful?

    Show me the Victoria’s Secret supermodel hunting for homeless men under bridges.

    Steve57 (0b1dac) — 1/20/2018 @ 11:32 pm

    Transactional as well as transnational. But not the sad tranny kind.

    Pinandpuller (fa3bd5)

  114. President Trump’s spicy effing hot that’s just the truth

    deal with it

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  115. It needs to be said. I have hunted Africa several times. African men generally do not marry the most beautiful girl around. It’s a liability. The marry the woman most likely to get him through life’s problems, not create more for him. And protecting a beauty queen is more trouble than most men will put up with. On the other side of the ledger, in many African cultures it’s not seen as a bad thing if a woman has children before marriage. I proves her fertility.
    S
    And I don’t say any of this to disparage Africans. I have been embarrassed by the Africans I’ve hunted with so many times I can’t count. They’re brave as all get out, and their word is gold. They can spot a Eland like miles away with just the naked eye. Then they’d look at me funny when I had to pull out the binoculars and ask them to coach me onto the herd. During one hunting trip to Namibia when I was hunting with the Nama it became a running joke with my partner, who joined me in pretending not to know which end of the binoculars to look through. Actually though, eventually with their training I could see the animals with the naked eye. I didn’t know if they were Eland or Kudu, but I knew they weren’t Zebra.

    I have nothing but the greatest deal of respect for the Africans I have hunted with, and I can only report what I observed as they no doubt live closer to how we all lived a few hundred years ago. So, what’s wrong with Melania and Donald Trump, again?

    Steve57 (0b1dac)

  116. tell the truth

    are you tonga’s oiled flag-bearer?

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  117. You caught me, Mr. Feets. What gave me away?

    Steve57 (0b1dac)

  118. My oil-rich swagger?

    Steve57 (0b1dac)

  119. I was a Yankee Air Pilot in the Gulf. That must have been when I gained my ill-gotten riches.

    Steve57 (0b1dac)

  120. Yankee Air Pirate. Sorry.

    Steve57 (0b1dac)

  121. It’s 2010 (I know it’s 2018. Play with me for a minute.)

    Why did Mrs. Seven Kinds of [edit] Breath, her hubby, and her BFF, take a lie detector test?
    Why would Donald Trump feature Shark Week on every screen in the house {even in the bathroom}?

    I’m submitting the following comedy vid into evidence as Bill Burr gives detail and illumination as an expert witness on these questions.

    papertiger (c8116c)

  122. Others seem to agree that Wolff’s tease was referring to Nikki Haley. Here is the F&F paragraph in question:

    By October, however, many on the president’s staff took particular notice of one of the few remaining Trump opportunists: Nikki Haley, the UN ambassador. Haley — ‘as ambitious as Lucifer,” in the characterization of one member of the senior staff — had concluded that Trump’s tenure would last, at best, a single term, and that she, with requisite submission, could be his heir apparent. Haley had courted and befriended Ivanka, and Ivanka had brought her into the family circle, where she had become a particular focus of Trump’s attention, and he of hers.

    We know from the Daniels interview, and also from Trump’s long history of disgusting public comments about his daughter, that he is sexually attracted to women who remind him of Ivanka. On that score, Nikki’s Central Asian heritage would seem to be a strike against her. On the other hand, Melania has a relatively dark complexion too, so who knows…

    In 2010, a conservative blogger who worked as an advisor for Haley’s campaign published steamy descriptions of what he claimed was long series of extra-marital romantic encounters with her several years before.

    In addition, a lobbyist (who later worked as a consultant for one of her Republican rivals) said they had a one-night stand.

    FWIW, both men signed sworn affidavits. Haley refused to sign a sworn denial.

    After Bill Clinton and Donald Trump, obviously we are long past the point where even the pretense of marital fidelity is a considered necessary to hold any office, but …

    Dave (445e97)

  123. In 2010, a conservative blogger who worked as an advisor for Haley’s campaign published steamy descriptions of what he claimed was long series of extra-marital romantic encounters with her several years before.

    In addition, a lobbyist (who later worked as a consultant for one of her Republican rivals) said they had a one-night stand.

    Jon Stewart, that Jon Stewart, that Jon Stewart of all people Jon Stewart, totally demolished the two “flaming Southerners” and their BS stories at the time. Those were not the kind of “guys” that have affairs with women if you know what I mean and I think you do.

    As for Wolff and this new BS, he is the kind of person lawmakers have in mind when they enact “within 1,000 feet of a school or playground” laws.

    nk (dbc370)

  124. 126, John Stewart knew his shtick was going to be stale one day, he saw the future better than the rest of the Daily Show and figured he better do a solid for a a not-so-bad.

    urbanleftbehind (e029d3)

  125. Yes hes like the main character in the film by the convicted child molester, that Hollywood hired.

    narciso (d1f714)

  126. This kind of thing would have gotten veronica mars buried in Neptune:
    http://dailycaller.com/2018/01/22/sag-awards-kristen-bell-melania-trump

    narciso (d1f714)

  127. Pretty clear by now that (as I said) the smear was about Haley — and I’m glad to see her forcefully refuting them, since (as I said) I never bought it to begin with.

    Patterico (115b1f)

  128. Here’s my quote from comment 97: “The only person I can see near the end of the book about whom Wolff could be hinting is Nikki Haley — and I don’t believe that for a moment.”

    Patterico (115b1f)

  129. met her in a hotel lobby

    happyfeet (28a91b)


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