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10/13/2017

Trump: I Met with the President of the U.S. Virgin Islands

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 8:20 pm



LOL:

And I will tell you I left Texas and I left Florida and I left Louisiana and I went to Puerto Rico and I met with the President of the Virgin Islands. These are people that are incredible people, they suffered gravely and we’ll be there, we’re going to be there, we have really, it’s not even a question of a choice. We don’t even want a choice. We’re going to be there as Americans and we love those people and what they’ve gone through and they’re all healing. And their states and territories are healing and they’re healing rapidly.

Trump is the President of the U.S. Virgin Islands. He apparently met with the governor of the U.S. Virgin Islands. (The official transcript now reads: “and I met with the president [governor] of the Virgin Islands.”)

I don’t know why #CNNFAKENEWS says it was an “accident” rather than ignorance. Remember: he is, according to our Secretary of State, a f*cking moron.

I kid, I kid. (Not about the moron part, though.) This is nothing more than a goof. Everybody makes mistakes and there’s no point in making a huge deal out of it. Hey: it’s fun to take a smug guy and rub his face in his mistakes. It was fun with Obama and it’s fun with Trump — because they’re both pompous and self-important.

The part that both amuses and repels me is not so much Trump, but people’s reactions to him. Namely, the way that:

1) Certain elements of the left (hi, Big Media!) will jump all over this despite having excused or shrugged off all of Obama’s silly mistakes (57 states, anyone?); and

2) Certain elements of the right will excuse this or shrug it off, despite having gone absolutely insane over all of Obama’s silly mistakes.

I’m sick of the hypocrites on both sides. And as I laugh at Trump today, I laugh at them too.

P.S. Also — I’ll be honest here — just as I came to feel a deep and abiding contempt for those who joined the Obama cult of personality, I have come to despise those who have joined the Trump cult. If I can needle them, I will. Those people go absolutely bonkers any time I criticize Trump. And I enjoy trolling them. There, I said it. Their whiny aggravation is my joy. I’m not proud of it. But that’s the way it is.

So that gives me a little extra incentive to make fun of Trump when I can. Trumper tears are some of the tastiest tears on the market.

So please. Bring on the diatribes about how I lack respect for the man and the office. Lament how I have joined the ranks of those always criticizing Trump. Can’t you see? I’m doing it for you. And the more you whine about it, the wider my grin becomes.

P.P.S. Trumpers, don’t you think it’s kinda weird that he says “we love those people and what they’ve gone through”? I mean, why would he love what they’ve gone through? It seems like what they went through is bad. So why would he “love” a bad thing that they went through. It’s confusing. Help me out here, Trumpers!

[Cross-posted at RedState and The Jury Talks Back.]

57 Responses to “Trump: I Met with the President of the U.S. Virgin Islands”

  1. “So that gives me a little extra incentive to make fun of Trump when I can. Trumper tears are some of the tastiest tears on the market.”

    All I can think of is Fonzie in water skis.

    harkin (7dcbff)

  2. I think that was Ted mcginleys doing.mind you I had tuned out of the series by that point

    narciso (d1f714)

  3. Making a blog post out of a molehill. Reagan had bloopers, too. Not that Trump is even a little bit like Reagan. Meh.

    Kevin M (752a26)

  4. Hahaha.

    Now you know how anti-anti-Trumpers feel when they troll anti-Trumpers and earn “ignore” threats in return.

    Please don’t tell me the irony is lost on you.

    Shipwreckedcrew (f5f8af)

  5. It’s wise to keep track of brain farts and forgetfulness in a 71 year old who keeps a card w/nuke codes in his pocket.

    Did he forget to sign anything today?

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  6. Making a blog post out of a molehill. Reagan had bloopers, too. Not that Trump is even a little bit like Reagan. Meh.

    All acknowledged — pre-acknowledged, even — in the post I wrote.

    To me it’s no big deal — as I said in the post I wrote.

    It brings a smile. An even bigger one at the thought that it will upset the crowd that so badly cannot stand to see their Dear Leader criticized.

    If I were mobbed with a bunch of Scientologists I’d be making fun of L. Ron Hubbard every day. I gotta work with what I got.

    Patterico (115b1f)

  7. It’s wise to keep track of brain farts and forgetfulness in a 71 year old who keeps a card w/nuke codes in his pocket.

    Did he forget to sign anything today?

    LOL. Actually he had a good day policy wise. First the ObamaCare stuff I already praised, and then the Iran deal move, which I’ll praise if I can find the energy.

    I do praise his actions when I agree with them. It’s not good enough for the cult, which insists that I pretend that a very wretched man is beyond legitimate criticism. But Not a Cult.

    Patterico (115b1f)

  8. I’ll cut the poor guy some slack on this. He has enough problems with his wives quarreling. Oh, the perils of polygamy.

    nk (dbc370)

  9. I think Melania loves America and Americans, unlike the previous lard azz.

    mg (31009b)

  10. I’ll cut the poor guy some slack on this. He has enough problems with his wives quarreling. Oh, the perils of polygamy.

    Oh come on, nk, you know he’s just loving this! Strutting comes to mind.

    Dana (023079)

  11. Obama visited 57 states with one left to go.

    AZ Bob,

    Did you miss the reference to that in the post?

    Read it again.

    Patterico (115b1f)

  12. If I were mobbed with a bunch of Scientologists

    That actually happened to me. Was waiting in line for the midnight opening of Return of the Jedi, just down the street from their Hollywood nest (lair?) and some of them found several thousand immobile people an irresistible opportunity, so they started passing out paper of some sort.

    Kevin M (752a26)

  13. The scariest thing about Trump is that half the commenters on this blog would do a better job. But I imagine we’d all step on our cranks from time to time.

    Kevin M (752a26)

  14. That actually happened to me. Was waiting in line for the midnight opening of Return of the Jedi, just down the street from their Hollywood nest (lair?) and some of them found several thousand immobile people an irresistible opportunity, so they started passing out paper of some sort.

    shudder

    Patterico (115b1f)

  15. So please. Bring on the diatribes about how I lack respect for the man and the office. Lament how I have joined the ranks of those always criticizing Trump. Can’t you see? I’m doing it for you. And the more you whine about it, the wider my grin becomes.

    You’ve asked for it, they will deliver the goods. Should be a win-win for all parties involved. Me, I’m gonna get the popcorn and settle in.

    Dana (023079)

  16. I may deactivate the filter on this thread just to laugh at people who get triggered.

    That is not kind is it

    Patterico (d28125)

  17. Ban lifted?

    papertiger (c8116c)

  18. Here’s some Trumper tears. Tastiest ones I imagine.

    papertiger (c8116c)

  19. Weird behavior.

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  20. Don’t be so hard on Trump, Colonel. It’s not weird. Just a mistake.

    Patterico (d28125)

  21. Also LOL.

    Patterico (d28125)

  22. All I can think of is Fonzie in water skis.

    You seem triggered.

    Patterico (d28125)

  23. @6. I’m fascinated at how completely ‘in the now’ he is. He’s total television generation; if he could, he’d appoint Max Headroom (Google it) his press secretary. He’s a child is with a room full of toys w/a doll as his missus, moving from one play thing to the other, then forgetting all about play time when the ice cream and cake is served.

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  24. ^27 typo. Meant for @16: Kevin- I’m fascinated at how completely ‘in the now’ he is. He’s total television generation; if he could, he’d appoint Max Headroom (Google it) his press secretary. He’s a child in a room full of toys w/a doll as his missus, moving from one play thing to the other, then forgetting all about play time when the ice cream and cake is served.

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  25. fun fact all the virgins islands are named after saints!

    alexander hamilton (not a virgin) lived on one of them while he was composing his early rap musics

    later this month they’ll celebrate Halloween, and there will be laughter and cake

    the virgin people are very resourceful, and when they get whappled by a hurricane they are very nice and gracious to america and don’t never put hateful ghetto-assed genocide t-shirts all up on their boobies

    they are a valuable part of the vast American tapestry

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  26. Gone Hollyweird. I’m reminded of this: http://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_psychedelic_madness_of_louis_wains_cats

    What a long strange trip you’re on!

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  27. He’s the Boss with the Hot Sauce… the Main Boy with the Fingers in Ears La-La-La Toy… the Master Blaster!

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  28. 19.“I may deactivate the filter on this thread just to laugh at people who get triggered.

    That is not kind is it.”

    When I want to see a post with no comments I go to The Jury Talks Back.
    ****
    28 – If ice cream and cake got us Gorsuch, pulling out of Paris and decertifying the Iran plot, send a load of it to the Congress.

    harkin (10a18c)

  29. “think Melania loves America and Americans..”

    Slovenia sucks hind teat.

    Ben burn (b3d5ab)

  30. Who is more disappointed? A Frenchman at the Grand Tetons in Colorado, a blonde at the Grand Prix in Monte Carlo, or a Hollywood producer at the Virgin Islands?

    nk (dbc370)

  31. And I will tell you I left Texas and I left Florida and I left Louisiana and I went to Puerto Rico and I met with the President of the Virgin Islands.”

    He’s been down on the Gulf Coast all this time? Personally overseeing the relief efforts? Guess he just drove through, or flew over, Mississippi and Alabama.

    Tyrconnell (9a0f5e)

  32. I guess this is the last time I’ll be reading this blog. You know the damage you are doing. Maybe you want to wait another generation until the tide turns again, but the rest of us have to deal with the situation on the ground. Once I kept you in my main set of bookmarks, now you’re deleted (ironically joining Protein Wisdom). For what it’s worth.

    Rid (67d2ff)

  33. strange trips:

    i can’t even process this

    this would be the cue for sleazy rapist-enabler jeff bezos to dispatch a drone for to bring me a mai tai but guess what amazon sucks

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  34. @34. Gorsuch was name on list prepared for him by the HF, If Judge Judy was on it, he’d have met w/her for the gig, too.

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  35. i think that puerto rican mayor chick hates me

    wtf did i ever do to her

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  36. White rice or brown rice w/your chicken-a-la-king this evening, Captain sir?

    As if we need to ask.

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  37. ?

    looks like chicken a la king’s a biscuits or toast thing

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  38. oh here the kitchens of Kraft Canada serve it with white rice

    surely that’s definitive

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  39. 41 – “he picked a great staff to advise on judicial appointments!

    Fyp

    harkin (7dcbff)

  40. Hollyweird tools, harkin…

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  41. “Hollyweird tools, harkin…”

    They get outside their bubble of ignorance, and it’s like being on another planet..

    harkin (7dcbff)

  42. White rice but not Basmati..

    Ben burn (b3d5ab)

  43. rice is good (it’s still rare to see a whole bunch of fat japanesers in any one place) and you usually don’t need as much as you think except for like when you do general joe’s or orange chicken then you’re kinda ahead of the game if you fill up on rice – let’s be real about that

    what i really hate is i hate them chinesers what serve you those inordinately large chunks of broccoli

    with take-out or delivery you can pick them out and chipper chopper them up on a cutting board but if you’re eating in a restaurant what the hell you supposed to do what would be at all in keeping with politeness and decorum

    and it’s just laziness on their part and that’s unacceptable

    happyfeet (28a91b)

  44. I suppose the standard we should apply to bloopers is the one applied to Dan Quayle and the issue of the plural form of a potato.
    Labeled an uneducable dunce and cast into the outer darkness and his name became a joke so funny that no further discussion was allowed.
    So if you didn’t apply that to Obama’s bloopers, not his lies about keeping your doctor, you’re a raging hypocrite.

    Richard Aubrey (0d7df4)

  45. If your device supports Wi-Fi, it is most likely affected,” said Vanhoef, on his website.

    http://www.zdnet.com/article/wpa2-security-flaw-lets-hackers-attack-almost-any-wifi-device/

    Ben burn (b3d5ab)

  46. Yet Biden, is taken seriously, yet hes been wrong on most everything big and small for forty five years

    narciso (d1f714)

  47. Lead New York Times front page article today:

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/15/world/asia/north-korea-hacking-cyber-sony.html

    Sammy Finkelman (02a146)

  48. You can read Trump’s tweets, all dressed up:

    https://twitter.com/realpresssecbot?lang=en

    Sammy Finkelman (26a080)


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