Tonight’s missive to paid subscribers is . . .
. . . well, it’s . . .
. . . it’s about 3,800 words long.
That’s all I can tell you. If I told you more, I would have to kill you.
The missive is titled: Mike Pesca Suspended at Slate for . . . Doing a Bad Thing I Can’t Talk About. The old lady who swallowed the fly makes an appearance. The only teaser I can give you is this:
The haughty way in which woke white people lecture on this issue is perfectly encapsulated in this hilarious exchange between my man Thomas Chatterton Williams and Kirsten Powers. This is worth reading all the way through.
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UPDATE: I did another podcast too!