Above: Socialist Senator Bernard Sanders enjoys the fruits of the free market

You have no doubt seen the memes with Bernie and his mittens showing up everywhere like Waldo.

I see your Bernie and raise you a Chris Christie. pic.twitter.com/JjbDrDvbl7

— ProperGander Stephen Simpson (@BamaStephen) January 21, 2021

Slate managed to interview the lady who made the mittens. You can’t get them any more.

So I put it out there that I made the mittens, they were a gift, and they’re not knitted, they’re sewn from repurposed and up-cycled sweaters. At that time, I had 30 or 40 mittens for sale and being a little naïve about Twitter, I put my Gmail account on that, which someone picked up yesterday and retweeted it. People have been contacting me thinking that they can get mittens, and actually they can’t. I don’t have any more, and I don’t have much of a mitten business anymore because it really wasn’t worth it. Independent crafters get really taken for a ride by the federal government. We get taxed to the nth degree, and it wasn’t really worth it pursuing that as a business, even as a side hustle. I mostly just make them as gifts.

A socialist enjoying the fruits of capitalism is a perfect metaphor for woke lefties logging onto capitalist Twitter on their capitalist Apple devices to complain about capitalism and “inequality.”