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This Week in Merch: Nancy Pelosi’s Excessively Ugly Sweatshirts

Filed under: General — JVW @ 3:40 pm

[guest post from JVW]

Here is the latest post from your Patterico’s Pontifications campaign merchandise correspondent, me.

I have just been made aware that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has her own merchandising store. No, you can’t get replica pens with her embossed signature like the ones used in signing the Articles of Impeachment then handed out as souvenirs, but you can purchase all sorts of items with her schoolmarm neat autograph (a replica autograph and not the real McCoy for you, plebe), as well as many other items with a “Yassss Queen!” vibe suitable to the female leader of a gaggle of elderly timeserving hacks, painfully woke nincompoops, and callow social media influencers who have somehow found themselves elected to office. But just in time for the coming election, her team has coughed up some apparel so breathtakingly ugly that it seems like it is almost an epic joke being played on the social justice hipsters whom we all believe Wicked Aunt Nancy secretly despises:

Pelosi tie-die

But gosh, gang, they express the universal and nonpartisan exhortation to vote — sorry, Vote — so even those marking their ballot for the Glowing Orange or for some third-party loser can purchase those overpriced odes to democracy! And because they are in fact nonpartisan, we can proudly wear them to the polling place to cast our votes, even if we’re actually going to cast them at home this year and then present them to the nice young purple-haired gender-nonconforming person with the eleven eyelid piercings whom the DNC thoughtfully sends to our door to collect and deliver our ballot. As to the pricing for this limited-edition collector’s item that will always remind us of that fantastic year 2020, well, I’ve seen worse.

Supplies are limited; make sure to order right away.


13 Responses to “This Week in Merch: Nancy Pelosi’s Excessively Ugly Sweatshirts”

  1. Anyone know what the point is in only making up 50 of each item?

    JVW (ee64e4)

  2. The first 50 people that attend a Biden/HuH event.

    mg (8cbc69)

  3. Can you imagine 50 of these?

    All dancing to “In The Navy” by the Village People? The next Trump rally is your best bet.

    nk (1d9030)

  4. Tye-Dye???? Is 1985 the comfort zone for Joe and Nancy?

    I literally just donated a big box of my 1980’s acid-washed, tie-dye crud dug out of storage from the mid-80s to the Salvation Army — with a few ragged tie-dyed t-shirt scraps from 1969 thrown in.

    Between Nancy, Joe and Hillary’s June, 1969 Life essay [only saved because there’s a story on Apollo 10 in it] these party ‘leaders’ are older than the lunar regolith Snoopy and Charlie Brown swooped over and photographed.

    The Brits do this so much better. You lose, you’re gone. The stink of these three old farts would be long out of party leadership and retired by now.

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  5. If they were demanded for attendance 5,000 would show up, nk.

    mg (8cbc69)

  6. That looks like someone’s T-shirt after they did a do-it-yourself paint job in their bedroom.

    Bored Lawyer (7b72ec)

  7. Or somebody sneezed on the silk screener.

    DCSCA (797bc0)

  8. Who knows how much damage the wildfires did to Pelosi’s vineyards. Or her husband’s real estate holdings. They are teetering on being only multimillionaires so of course this tye-dye sale makes sense. They are probably living paycheck to paycheck.

    Hoi Polloi (92d467)

  9. After Biden said he was running for Senate he was asked about shirts. Joe said an order for 50 billion Biden for Senate 2020 we’re on order behind one for 50 trillion Vote shirts.

    frosty (f27e97)

  10. Its like smurf csi yikes

    Bolivar di griz (7404b5)

  11. Her husband got ppe funding which is more than most were able to

    Bolivar di griz (7404b5)

  12. These shirts look like seconds. And the tie-dye work looks really cheap. I bet Pelosi would make a killing with supporters if she hawked her own boutique ice cream label, “Pelosi’s Pint”.

    Dana (292df6)

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