[Headline from DRJ]
‘You dyed my dog’s hair?’ Woman irate with Lake Worth Beach dog groomer
Woman takes dog in for a trim, it comes back with neon eyebrows, ears and tail.
The groomer said the client wanted a buzz cut but she “felt there was something missing.”
— DRJ
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Is this an extension of the joke post?
If not, ok i’ll play:
https://media2.fdncms.com/clevescene/imager/bat-boy-musical/u/slideshow/1882212/1270569813-bat-boy.jpg
harkin (cf32fb) — 8/18/2019 @ 3:08 pm_
It’s more of a “The world has gone crazy about being noticed” post.
DRJ (15874d) — 8/18/2019 @ 3:14 pmDRJ – my daughters watched a friends 3 pet chinchillas while they were on vacation once. The girls spent a couple days using photo editing tools to make each of true chinchillas look like they had been dyed in pastel colors and then sent a pic to the owners. Mrs Owner was not amused, thought it was real, and blew up my phone.
JD (09e59d) — 8/18/2019 @ 4:49 pmDoggone it!
nk (dbc370) — 8/18/2019 @ 5:06 pmThe whole world is going to the dogs.
nk (dbc370) — 8/18/2019 @ 5:06 pmEvery dog has his dye.
nk (dbc370) — 8/18/2019 @ 5:09 pmWait—JD??!!
So glad to see your post!
Best wishes.
Simon Jester (c8876d) — 8/18/2019 @ 5:35 pmI feel sorry for that dog.
mg (8cbc69) — 8/18/2019 @ 5:47 pmIt’s a dog’s life, mg.
nk (dbc370) — 8/18/2019 @ 5:59 pmLife’s a bitch – with tie-dyed ears and eyebrows.
Dave (1bb933) — 8/18/2019 @ 6:02 pmit can be ruff ruff out there, nk.
mg (8cbc69) — 8/18/2019 @ 6:44 pmWhy would you do that to a dog.
Narciso (50a424) — 8/18/2019 @ 6:49 pmI canine’t apprehend it.
nk (dbc370) — 8/18/2019 @ 7:08 pmLife’s a bleach, and then you dye.
felipe (023cc9) — 8/18/2019 @ 7:24 pmA little hair of the dog will make Lola alright again.
nk (dbc370) — 8/18/2019 @ 7:31 pmI find this story weirdly fascinating. I have reread the article four times. I can’t decide if it’s a parable about
nk (dbc370) — 8/18/2019 @ 7:41 pm1) Our new Heligolander economy; or
2) A glimpse, through the edge of the Wizard’s curtain, of the true decadence of Western civilization.
How about
3) Reasons not to drop LSD on the job: #17
Dave (1bb933) — 8/18/2019 @ 7:51 pmOne can hope that the groomer will be dogged by this story for the rest of her grooming career.
Kishnevi (53ba3f) — 8/18/2019 @ 7:54 pmNo, like the apple dropping on Newton’s head, it points to something of profound existential significance.
nk (dbc370) — 8/18/2019 @ 8:00 pmWhat kind of world have we made for our children with not only Goldendoodles and dog groomers, but dog groomers who shave Goldenddodles’ bellies and dye their ears and eyebrows pink and green?
nk (dbc370) — 8/18/2019 @ 8:07 pmYou mean everyone doesn’t do this?
NJRob (4d595c) — 8/18/2019 @ 10:03 pmnk.
Listen to me.
I know you’re upset right now.
But it’s going to be *OK*, alright?
Dave (1bb933) — 8/18/2019 @ 10:56 pmFor this Ponce de Leon exterminated the Caribs and Andrew Jackson the Seminoles? For this?
nk (dbc370) — 8/19/2019 @ 7:00 amNice sendup of Narciso beeching about the US fighting for California. But then half the readership probably wonders why we avenged Fort Dearborn.
urbanleftbehind (9864c2) — 8/19/2019 @ 7:21 amIf I were fifty years younger, I’d start a revolution. And maybe a religious movement, too. Both dedicated to the abolition of things too valueless to society to be permitted to exist.
nk (dbc370) — 8/19/2019 @ 7:29 amOh dear. I was afraid this wasn’t going to end well:
BREAKING – (CNN) A stand-off between Chicago police and a man barricaded inside a law office continued late Monday, as authorities search for clues in a bizarre manifesto demanding “justice for Lola” he posted on the notorious ultra-right website “patterico.com”.
Program note: Anderson Cooper will host a special CNN investigative report: “Goldendoodles – A White Supremacist’s Best Friend?” tomorrow night at 7pm Eastern.
Dave (1bb933) — 8/19/2019 @ 11:35 pm#FakeNews. It’s “Lola Au Jus”, posted on Korean Cuisine Nouvelle, a restaurant industry online news-magazine. Those CNN Democrat operatives can never get any story right.
nk (dbc370) — 8/20/2019 @ 5:23 amI read that CNN blurb again. Sheesh! And also, “Yikes!”
It was not a barricade at a law office! It was lawyers and cops waiting for a table behind the queue rope at Taste Of Pyongyang, a popular eatery near the Criminal Courts Building in Chicago’s Little Village neighborhood. Really, those people! They literally get nothing right.
nk (dbc370) — 8/20/2019 @ 5:41 am