I was waiting for Hillary’s concession speech, but Wikileaks-disgraced scumbag Podesta has already come out and told us: she won’t concede tonight.
Odd. I thought Chris Wallace told us that our tradition is that the loser concedes to the winner.
Oh well. I can’t “congratulate” such an awful cretin. Fuck this guy. He’s a ridiculous ignorant clown. His election is a giant disgrace.
Excuse me! Excuse me! But let’s try to look at the bright side. Conservatives will keep the court. Somewhere, Antonin Scalia is smiling. And Trumper jackasses can’t blame me for the shit Hillary does. That’s pretty awesome.
Sure, there might be a nuclear holocaust, if the head of Denmark insults Trump. But hey. You take the bad with the good.
SO LONG, HILLARY! You now die a disgraced former Secretary of State. Concede and leave. Get off the stage. Now. Does anyone have the giant hook? Please go get the giant hook.
UPDATE: Hillary has phoned Trump to concede.
BREAKING: SOURCE TELLS ME CLINTON HAS CONCEDED ON PHONE WITH TRUMP
— Kelly O'Donnell (@KellyO) November 9, 2016
UPDATE x2 11-9-16 7 a.m.: I still think he is an awful cretin. I still think his election is a disgrace (but so would have Hillary’s). But, now that the shock (and the Macallan Gold!) has worn off, I’ll congratulate him.
I’m not wrong about the kind of person he is. I’d like to be proved wrong about whether that matters to what he does. I suspect I won’t be proved completely wrong. But I hope I am proved at least somewhat wrong.