Your Sunday Evening Chuckle
[guest post by JVW]
Yeah, we spend a lot of time at each other’s throats these days, so in the spirit of Halloween Harmony let me pass along this awesomely imagined Tweet courtesy of Occupy Democrats Logic. This will probably get them kicked off of Facebook again.
To quote Homer Simpson: It’s funny because it’s true (or at least plausible).
UPDATE: to provide symmetry with Patterico’s earlier post I embedded the Homer Simpson video so it matches the Nelson video. But I confess I’m not much of a Simpsons fan.JVW (6e49ce) — 10/30/2016 @ 7:03 pm
frank underwood couldn’t have put it better, the weineresque congressman from philadelphia, who is his first fatality, in part because he trusted frank,narciso (d1f714) — 10/30/2016 @ 7:07 pm
Wouldn’t be the first and won’t be the last.Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 10/30/2016 @ 7:11 pm
VINCE FOSTER WAS DEPRESSED, TOO !!!Cruz Supporter (102c9a) — 10/30/2016 @ 7:25 pm
You know, they did predict the “suicide” of the Branch Davidians at Waco, though, so this is not entirely farcical.
The FBI was corrupted then, and under the control of Bill Clinton. There was an outstanding ethics investigation against the FBI Director, William Sessions, essentially trumped up, and that was used as leverage to keep him away from the scene at Waco. His water cannon plan was also rejected in favor of tear gas. (which was used to start the fire)
Then, three months after it was over, Bill Clinton fired the FBI Directr, (and replaced him with Louis Freeh) although the president had no authority to do so, except for cause. Bill Clinton did not mention the “cause” that he used to fire the director in his public statements, but merely said that he didn’t get along with his subordinates or something like that. There had been efforts made to get him to wquot voluntarily but William Sessions wouldn’t do that.Sammy Finkelman (b4888e) — 10/30/2016 @ 7:34 pm
I like “Weiner sexted a 15-year old and ended up screwing a 70-year old”.nk (dbc370) — 10/30/2016 @ 8:05 pm
Totally stealing that one, nk.JVW (6e49ce) — 10/30/2016 @ 8:17 pm
I am hearing tell that the mail on the hard drive has details of Hillary specifically, not just Bill, on Epstein’s Lolita express. Hillary with the 13 year old girls herself. And Weiner, being a deviant, couldn’t get rid of the data, keeping it around for his own personal amusement.
Talk about in bed with a live boy or a dead girl.
In any case, popcorn futures are way up.Ingot (1de9ec) — 10/30/2016 @ 8:20 pm
It’s a tweet from some guy named Chuck Woolery from your first link, JVW. I don’t have Facebook but by scrolling down I could see the whole page despite the Sign In box.nk (dbc370) — 10/30/2016 @ 8:23 pm
Talk about persuasive!
“LOOKING AT SCOTT ADAMS’ GIRLFRIEND, he must really be a Master Persuader.”
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/247805/Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 10/30/2016 @ 8:24 pm
ah woolerey, he was one of the first targets of the mouth of flint river, after roger smith,narciso (d1f714) — 10/30/2016 @ 8:31 pm
My Sunday evening chuckle:
Huma: “It’s his laptop. Not mine.”DCSCA (797bc0) — 10/30/2016 @ 8:37 pm
But here’s another one:
— Daddy, do all fairy tales begin with “Once upon a time”?nk (dbc370) — 10/30/2016 @ 8:38 pm
— No, honey. Some begin with “If I’m elected”.
Worst erection ever?nk (dbc370) — 10/30/2016 @ 9:48 pm
Headline: Clintons concerned about being blamed for Weiner’s upcoming suicide.Kevin M (25bbee) — 10/31/2016 @ 12:59 am
Worst erection ever?
On a scale of 1 to 10, the better candidate is a “2”Kevin M (25bbee) — 10/31/2016 @ 1:00 am
Witness the utter futility of third parties. If you can’t break into the game against this pair of bozos, you never will.Kevin M (25bbee) — 10/31/2016 @ 1:03 am
Dilbert’s alter=ego put it well:crazy (d3b449) — 10/31/2016 @ 8:25 am
It strikes me as a supreme irony that the party of conservatives and in fact our entire country was just saved by a fetish driven, creepy little guy who, because he was not only a fetish driven creepy little guy, is also most likely a pedophile that got the attention of the FBI – who investigated him. And look what they found.
If Weiner hadn’t been thinking and acting with and for his, um, weiner this would have happened too late, and we’d have the Gang Who Couldn’t Shoot Straight But Don’t Give a Shit Because Fuck You We’re the Clintons And We Don’t Care What You Think You Stupid Little Person as president.
Thanks you sleazy little bastard. Enjoy prison. I hear it’s nice this time of year.
[Fished out of moderation. Hi Harry, I believe you are new here. The filter catches most expletives in the comments and forces the comment into moderation. It’s the result of some nasty trolls and comment-bots that we had here years ago. Try to keep your comments rated PG. – JVW]Harry Flashman (14076b) — 10/31/2016 @ 1:09 pm