I refuse to write about another stupid Trump controversy on this day. If I read another piece that begins “Corey Lewandowski says” I think ISIS may end up taking responsibility for my actions. That’s a joke. Relax.
Instead, let’s spend the day thinking about the things that bind us together: a love of freedom, a respect for natural rights, and a fiercely independent character. These are the things America is about.
Also, making fun of clueless people who have no idea about any of those things: