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Hillary Clinton and Hispandering

Filed under: General — JVW @ 7:43 am

[guest post by JVW]

Proving that there is no depth to which they are willing to sink in the pursuit of votes, the vulgar campaign of Hillary! Rodham Clinton, the once and future inevitable next President of the United States, released an insipid blog post on her campaign site (warning: this link takes you to, you know, Hillary!’s actual campaign site). Even worse, the post “7 things Hillary Clinton has in common with your abuela” [Spanish for “grandmother”] is written in that vaguely illiterate Buzzfeed or Mashable style, complete with the a numerated list and cloying GIFs so essential to the reading habits of the low-information voter.

But a funny thing happened to Hillary! on la camina a el barrio. Instead of the post being greeted by warm murmurs of assent from the multiculti crowd, her ham-handed attempt to ingratiate herself with a community in which she needs to do well in order to seize the prize that has eluded her appears to mostly have inspired a general sense of mockery, and the accusations of “Hispandering.” Twitchy reports on the emergence of the hashtag #notmyabuela. Best of all, she’s being slammed both from the right:

and from the social justice left:

It’s remarkable, isn’t it, how just at the moment when Hillary! obviously has a clear and unobstructed path to the Democrat nomination she figures out a way to stumble over her own feet. Do you suppose she is starting to worry about a possible match-up with an actual de buena fe Hispanic Republican like Ted Cruz or Mario Rubio?


31 Responses to “Hillary Clinton and Hispandering”

  1. I always think it’s funny when Hillary! tries to speak forcefully. I can’t believe those supporters fall for that fake sense of strength.

    She always sounds like she’s scolding a stranger’s child at the store for being too energetic.

    Dejectedhead (81690d)

  2. It’s like she has all the deseo but none of the ingenio needed to win.

    JVW (30a532)

  3. What is really surprising (and should worry her supporters) is that her husband is a master politician and seems to be a resource not being used at all. I just can’t see Bill saying “yep, good idea” to that post.

    seeRpea (acc0aa)

  4. Hillary could f**k up a wet dream. Especially a wet dream !

    Mike K (90dfdc)

  5. I saw an online ad from her campaign about 2 days ago with the tagline (don’t recall the exact wording) along the lines of : “We need to protest Donald Trump’s racism!”—with the kicker being the ad was referring to Trump’s comments about immigrants of the Islamic faith (Oh, so Islam is a race and not a religion?!)

    If there’s a “Chump” in the world of politics, there sure as hell is a “Shrillery” in that same arena.

    Mark (f713e4)

  6. I just can’t believe that people think Hillary! is a good candidate, but hey, we have people on the GOP side that though Jeb! was a quality candidate too.

    Dejectedhead (81690d)

  7. R.I.P. George Clayton Johnson, writer of classic Twilight Zone episodes, as well as Logan’s Run & Ocean’s 11

    Icy (0dbb37)

  8. The most effective way to schlong Hillary is to tell the truth about her.

    From her college paper on the communist Saul Alinsky, to her bribes masquerading as commodities trades, to White Water, to her Bimbo Eruption unit’s War on Bill’s Women, to Travelgate, to the death of 86 men, women, and children at Waco, to the strange death of Vincent Foster, to Filegate, to the missing Rose Law Firm billing records, and on, and on. and on, to Benghazi, to her lies to the parents of the dead Americans she turned her back on, to this day when the dozens of survivors of that murderous attack have never yet been allowed to tell their stories, to her destroyed emails, to the strange relationship of so-called “contributions” to the Clinton Foundation and her decisions at the State Department favoring the very individuals and countries making those cash gifts.

    This woman is a walking crime wave and the most corrupt individual since Boss Tweed and Mayor Daley in Democrat politics. Tell the truth about Hillary, and she ends up LWOP’ed.

    ropelight (cc7211)

  9. My grandma actually liked men and only drank on special occasions…

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  10. I think she’s hoping for a matchup with Trump, who seems dead set on repelling as many people as possible. Hispanics and women for starters.

    The MSM sure wants Trump to get the nomination — makes their job so much simpler AND sells papers.

    Kevin M (25bbee)

  11. Hillary is the Dem’s Bob Dole. Just as old, just as uninteresting. The only question is whether she gets her preferred opponent so she can make the “woman” thing work.

    Kevin M (25bbee)

  12. Quizá fue escrito con un falso acento sureño? “Maybe it was written with a fake southern accent” for those gingos reading this.

    Jim (a9b7c7)

  13. Kevin M, read about Trump’s visit to Michigan and the comments offered by the women in the audiennce including black women and then think again.

    Trump will have a Reagan coalition and beat hillary into a pulp, if she’s still the dem candiate in Nov. Think Reagan vs Mondale.

    Jim (a9b7c7)

  14. Hillary is the Dem’s Bob Dole. Just as old, just as uninteresting.

    Except that Bob Dole had a lifetime of accomplishments, from his war service to doing important work to slow the Clinton Agenda during their its first two years.

    JVW (900ded)

  15. Every month 100,000 minority kids turn voting age and almost everyone of them hating republicans. Thats almost 5,000,000 million new democrats since 2012 election. Also over a 1,000,000 republicans will have died and since most didn’t live in chicago they won’t be voting. Why wouldn’t hillary clinton be his pandering?

    nate (f43586)

  16. Perry Staltic! How’s it going in Lalaland?

    nk (dbc370)

  17. Except that Bob Dole had a lifetime of accomplishments

    Blah blah blah old fart. I don’t say that to be unkind, but he pretty much ran on a “Back to the 50’s” platform.

    Kevin M (25bbee)

  18. Jim–

    I see what he does to most women, even GOP women. He seems intent on driving them into the arms of First! Woman!

    Yes, there are some women who will like him anyway, and go to his rallies. The fact that women AT HIS RALLIES support him has a bit of a selection bias, eh?

    Kevin M (25bbee)

  19. Every month 100,000 minority kids turn voting age and almost everyone of them hating republicans.

    None of them vote.

    Thats almost 5,000,000 million new democrats since 2012 election.

    What about all the MAJORITY kids? Probably more of them, given the MAJORITY thing.

    Also over a 1,000,000 republicans will have died and since most didn’t live in chicago they won’t be voting. Why wouldn’t hillary clinton be his pandering?

    Kevin M (25bbee)

  20. ooops.

    Also over a 1,000,000 republicans will have died

    People born in the 1920s and 1930s have voted Democrat most of their life. They are the ones that are dying a lot. You probably need to check your facts in places other than your ass.

    Kevin M (25bbee)

  21. I think she fears Trump more than anyone. Cruz second, and Rubio not so much. Marco is a nice boy and nice boys get chewed up and spit out by Demedicrats.

    mark johnson (fc3d28)

  22. it was late for nate
    but his brain cells took “A” train
    one foot on platform

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  23. nate tried to debate
    his three remaining brain cells
    were of little use

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  24. rocket in pocket
    nate had finger in socket
    but thumb up his ass

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  25. Kevin M, you’re the most vociferous Trump basher here. Yet, Trump has been the front-runner since he announced despite the best efforts of Democrats, their media house organs, and the GOPe to discredit him.

    Grassroots Republicans, Conservatives, and even Reagan Democrats alike flock to his campaign events, he dominates the news cycle, he leads the polls, and every dirty attempt to smear him only results in more support for The Donald.

    Really now, isn’t it about time to wake up and smell the coffee?

    ropelight (cc7211)

  26. nate’s tear-stained pillow
    and stubby sausage fingers
    were mute testament

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  27. My grandmother is dead. I wish Hillary were more like my grandmother.

    Barry Jacobs (2b1ba8)

  28. Hillary!’s last hope
    before the schlong therapy
    was Brock vajayjay

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  29. #SchlongAMovie “No Country For Old Schlongs”

    Colonel Haiku (2601c0)

  30. That Hillary Clinton web post, above all, is aimed at people who don’t know much about Hillary Clinton – of which she, or her campaign staff, must think there is a lot, particularly people whose grandmothers didn’t speak English.

    She also thinks they don’t know much about political issues, or pretty much of anything, so everything is made out to be obvious.

    Sammy Finkelman (67f658)

  31. I thought her sign of “estoy contigo” was tacky and phony. And I thought her and Bill’s Mariacha dance was downright pathetic, but this…this idea she thinks she is like a Latino Abuela? Oh no you didn’t Hillary! Oh HELL NO. You gotta go now girl. Sit down and shut up. You are so desperate it’s embarrassing watching you. Have some respect for yourself and drop out of the race. Go be a grandma. You are nobody’s “abuela”. You got some nerve Hillary. Wow. Just wow. This is the lowest of lows for pandering to Hispanics for the Clintons. VIVA TRUMP! He will create more jobs for Hispanics.

    ohhellnohillary (5f7d2d)

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