Caption Contest
UPDATE: In response to a question in comments: it’s not a photoshop. You can find articles about it everywhere.
UPDATE: In response to a question in comments: it’s not a photoshop. You can find articles about it everywhere.
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disneysluts were big campaign contributors to food stamp
happyfeet (831175) — 12/19/2015 @ 11:14 amOne reporter supposedly shouted: “Now we know which side of the force you’re on, Josh!”
That’s not a caption, just an observation from the story I read.
Patterico (2e1e5e) — 12/19/2015 @ 11:21 amNo way. That’s not photoshopped?
Payback to Hollywood for all the money.
Patricia (5fc097) — 12/19/2015 @ 11:22 amthis doesn’t make me wanna see the movie
happyfeet (831175) — 12/19/2015 @ 11:22 amUPDATE: In response to a question in comments: it’s not a photoshop. You can find articles about it everywhere.
Patterico (2e1e5e) — 12/19/2015 @ 11:23 amhttp://www.newsweek.com/obama-star-wars-storm-troopers-picture-407154
Patterico (2e1e5e) — 12/19/2015 @ 11:25 amhere’s a graph what shows you cell phone taxes by state (not including the 5.82% federal tax)
happyfeet (831175) — 12/19/2015 @ 11:27 amPlus, and this and this.
Maybe this is part of the Obamas’ plan to show they don’t just watch too much TV.
DRJ (15874d) — 12/19/2015 @ 11:37 amAnd .
DRJ (15874d) — 12/19/2015 @ 11:38 amIt won’t let me link the FLOTUS video of the Marine opening the door for R2D2. Interesting.
DRJ (15874d) — 12/19/2015 @ 11:39 amA working link is here, via Instapundit.
DRJ (15874d) — 12/19/2015 @ 11:41 amGood grief. Product placement in the White House. What are the going rates?
Patricia (5fc097) — 12/19/2015 @ 11:42 amcount National Soros Radio in with those what are sleazily using your tax dollars to nakedly promote disneytrash
yes yes this is the kind of hard-hitting news your tax dollar buys
happyfeet (831175) — 12/19/2015 @ 11:49 amI don’t mind his going to the golf course or other recreational pursuits, or to Hawaii or Europe, etc, etc, all the time, anytime. What I DO mind is his always returning to the White House.
Scram.
(And — speaking of Star Wars — take the “Wookie” with you too.)
Mark (74fce8) — 12/19/2015 @ 12:03 pmI read his vacations and holidays have cost $70M, and there is a year to go. In March, he and Michelle took separate flights to speak in LA on the same day, just a few blocks apart.
DRJ (15874d) — 12/19/2015 @ 12:07 pmOf course, the separate flights for TV appearances aren’t part of the $70M. They were official travel, not personal, so the entire bill was paid by the taxpayers.
DRJ (15874d) — 12/19/2015 @ 12:09 pmhmm, the obvious:
Josh Earnest shows off the new uniform proposed for
imperial stormtroopersDHS agents.more geek:
It becomes obvious why the press has asked no hard questions of the Obama administration as Josh Earnest declares “these are not the storm troopers you are looking for.”
max (4fdf98) — 12/19/2015 @ 12:11 pmFor those who have been wondering … No, we never work here at the White House. It’s one big party.
DRJ (15874d) — 12/19/2015 @ 12:16 pmhe and Michelle took separate flights
In keeping with stories of, for example, his spending a holiday weekend about 2 years ago by going to Florida with his “body man,” while she took the kids to Colorado.
Mark (74fce8) — 12/19/2015 @ 12:16 pmthe disneysluts will hand michelle a talk show and give her hundreds of millions once her fat ass is off the throne
happyfeet (831175) — 12/19/2015 @ 12:22 pm“5 bucks gets you a dance from one of these bad boys!”
-or-
“uh, Live long and prosper, ammirite!?”
felipe (56556d) — 12/19/2015 @ 12:28 pm“It was this or Oompa Loompas.”
Bill H (2a858c) — 12/19/2015 @ 12:31 pm“White House spokesman Josh Earnest explains to querulous reporters why President Obama has gone on his own vacation, away from Michelle.”
Bill H (2a858c) — 12/19/2015 @ 12:38 pm“All is proceeding as the Emperor has foreseen.”
ropelight (d1cb3c) — 12/19/2015 @ 12:46 pmEvery time I think this maladministration can’t degrade the United States or the office of President any further they somehow manage to surprise me.
Do they realize the Stormtroopers they have at the Presidential podium are modeled after Nazi stormtroopers? Or since it fits the administration it just doesn’t matter? There is really something wrong with a man who thinks this embodies the President. How infantile.
Rev. Barack Hussein Hoagie™ (f4eb27) — 12/19/2015 @ 12:55 pm“yes yes yes it’s awful how the disneysluts bought and sold access to failmerica’s sleazy white house,” happyfeet averred in all earnestness, his gorgeous soft hazel eyes wide with sincerity.
“But is there for reals not gonna be one single post about heavily-bearded cheesedoodle pervert paul ryan’s sleazy and incestuous whorebudget?” he asked plaintively, searching the room for some trace some small hint a whiff of agreement.
“Not even one?”
“I HATE STAR WARS” he screamed petulantly, and in that moment he didn’t care who knew it.
happyfeet (831175) — 12/19/2015 @ 1:02 pmHi mom.
mg (31009b) — 12/19/2015 @ 1:13 pmValerie Jarret is Emperor Palpatine and President Obama is Jar Jar Binks.
gahrie (12cc0f) — 12/19/2015 @ 1:14 pmvalerie jarrett is a nasty persian whore who’s arranged for the genocide of israel and got off on doing it
she’s truly evil
you should at least spell her name right
happyfeet (831175) — 12/19/2015 @ 1:18 pmAnd this is why the first order destroyed the new republic with the starkiller.
narciso (732bc0) — 12/19/2015 @ 1:58 pmstarkiller is such an ugly word
they should call it a retrofitted chrome-plated lemon zester i think
happyfeet (831175) — 12/19/2015 @ 2:22 pmJosh Earnest announces his coup.
“I am in control here, at the White House.”
Kevin M (25bbee) — 12/19/2015 @ 3:02 pmWell, they are a bit more stormtrooperish than the Secret Service uniforms Nixon came up with:
https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=OIP.M56dd276edb20352b6271f147d6d8e16fH0&pid=15.1
Tom (1e059e) — 12/19/2015 @ 4:34 pmMe’sa called Jar-Jar Earnest now, and me’sa propose the Senate give President Obama extrasensory powers to dally with the Sirius rebels.
nk (dbc370) — 12/19/2015 @ 5:11 pmWe have climate change under control now, we have storm troupers…
What do I win???
MD in Philly (not in Philly at the moment) (deca84) — 12/19/2015 @ 5:21 pmtroopers, sorry
MD in Philly (not in Philly at the moment) (deca84) — 12/19/2015 @ 5:22 pm“If only we had a crack at Elian Gonzalez”
or
Earnest: “Mr. President, is that… legal?”
Obama: “I will make it legal”
(Originally:
Gunray: “My lord, is that… legal?”
Eliot (327596) — 12/19/2015 @ 5:28 pmSidious: “I will make it legal”)
“Now, who has the first question?”
Kevin M (25bbee) — 12/19/2015 @ 5:38 pmPretty good, Kevin M.,
MD in Philly (not in Philly at the moment) (deca84) — 12/19/2015 @ 5:59 pmmy claim to victory was premature.
Work will set you free, but before we issue work assignments you’ll have 5 minutes to shower and clean up: women and children under 12 to the left, men to the right. Welcome to the future.
ropelight (d1cb3c) — 12/19/2015 @ 6:02 pmThe sad thing, ropelight, is how many people on the street would have no clue what that was referring to.
MD in Philly (not in Philly) (deca84) — 12/19/2015 @ 6:24 pmYou mean the press briefings aren’t always like this?
Joe Miller (c8e984) — 12/19/2015 @ 7:27 pmI wish Spielberg would stop redoing the characters. Jabba the Hut gets more hideous every time.
Joe Miller (c8e984) — 12/19/2015 @ 7:31 pmSimon Pegg, plays the scavenger boss, who owns the millenium falcon,
narciso (732bc0) — 12/19/2015 @ 7:32 pmThis is not the most incompetent administration you’re looking for.
Joe Miller (c8e984) — 12/19/2015 @ 7:33 pmwell it ‘is a hive of scum and villainy’ Obiwan had that right at least.
narciso (732bc0) — 12/19/2015 @ 7:35 pmThreadwinner.
Bill H (2a858c) — 12/20/2015 @ 1:24 amCaption:
Emperor Palpatine’s Press Secretary Briefs Approved Media
Peter B (3a4241) — 12/20/2015 @ 1:50 amNow we know where the Dark Side resides.
David (6f3506) — 12/20/2015 @ 1:57 am“We are altering the deal. Pray we do not alter it any further.”
Jerryskids (16a4d5) — 12/20/2015 @ 7:31 amMD in Philly (not in Philly at the moment) (deca84) — 12/19/2015 @ 5:21 pm
This is our thread-winner, dammit! And “troupers” is actually better since there are no professionals in this administration, only actors.
felipe (56556d) — 12/20/2015 @ 8:57 amI should have recognized your foul stench when I was brought in here.
Earl Keese (80e6d0) — 12/20/2015 @ 10:22 am“I wore one of these costumes when I was this many years old”
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 12/20/2015 @ 3:51 pm“Donald Trump is not a serious candidate for the Presidency of the United States.”
ChicagoXile (e33143) — 12/21/2015 @ 6:39 am“Noooooo… may The Farce be with YOU!
Colonel Haiku (d14968) — 12/21/2015 @ 6:51 amhe’s fric to her frac
Colonel Haiku (d14968) — 12/21/2015 @ 7:13 amtweedle-dee to tweedle-dumb
or the Boobsey Twins