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Patterico (3cc0c1) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:00 pmI forgot my line!
EPWJ (719942) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:03 pmhuma!
oh my pakistani flower it’s been years
happyfeet (831175) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:07 pm“Vote for me, or I will hold my breath until I turn blue.”
nk (dbc370) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:07 pmDamn, what I’m shoveling STINKS!
BK in BR (38ebdd) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:08 pm“You mean wiping it with a rag or something doesn’t erase the e-mails? Oh crap…”
Jerryskids (39acc5) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:10 pmWhat do you mean Agent, that I need to come with you?
EPWJ (719942) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:18 pmBIDEN?????
EPWJ (719942) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:18 pmNever trust a fart…
ropelight (e395af) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:25 pmHuma picks the wrong time to kiss ass.
rdbrewer (93f139) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:27 pmI know nottink!
jim2 (8795e8) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:33 pmHillary realizes that she has mistakenly taken the podium at a Black-lives-matter event being held at the same hotel as her $5000 per ticket meet-and-greet.
felipe (56556d) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:34 pmAnd she thought sitting on Bill’s lap would be safe now!
labcatcher (4495c9) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:38 pmI don’t have a real caption, but she does look like those cannon fodder characters on Doctor Who just as they realize the Dalek is actually going to exterminate them.
kishnevi (91d5c6) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:41 pmWhiskey Tango Foxtrot…..over?
Roy Eyman (a083dd) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:44 pmkishnevi,
Have you seen a baby still in diapers pooping?
nk (dbc370) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:57 pmWhat, me worry?
David Crowley (e5c503) — 8/23/2015 @ 7:59 pm“I’m so full of shit I’m about to explode!”
norcal (541872) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:02 pmHave you ever seen an old granny poop herself? Depends.
Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:03 pmSorry, I had the shrimp salad for lunch.
Ag80 (eb6ffa) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:11 pm“Oops, that was a wet one!”
(Where the heck and when the hell did the photographer come up with that shot? It’s hilarious.)
Mark (e187ae) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:14 pmMark it’s from a press event this week where someone had the nerve to press her on whether she had wiped the emails from the server. She even said, “With a cloth.” Then stomped off in a huff shrugging hers arms in the air. She is so done.
Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:19 pmFart? I didn’t fart.
AZ Bob (34bb80) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:25 pm“That’s not supposed to be down there.”
–or–
“Mrs. Clinton, wife of former President Bill Clinton, is seen here giving back to the community.”
Bill H (2a858c) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:34 pmAw heck, one more:
“I…..I just saw Vince Foster!”
Bill H (2a858c) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:36 pmFor the first time, Hillary realized what “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line” really means.
Mike (88372b) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:37 pmWhat, me worry?
carlitos (c24ed5) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:42 pmShould a fart have lumps?
Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:54 pmAnyone have a towel?
Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:54 pmI think I just played through on the back nine.
Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 8:55 pm“Ex-politician Hillary Clinton sentenced to death by a special pay-per-view tribunal, appointed by Murica Supreme Leader Donald Trump.”
Leviticus (48a857) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:12 pmThose corkscrew landings really play havoc with my bowels.
carlitos (c24ed5) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:17 pmAnyone have a cloth? I need to wipe something.
Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:23 pmI think you already did that one.
Leviticus (48a857) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:25 pmJoe Biden?
Ag80 (eb6ffa) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:35 pmShari Lewis makes a BIG donation…
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:37 pmThe search for the back-up server hits pay dirt.
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:42 pmLeviticus, if that was aimed at me I was doing a specific word play on the ridiculous term she used at the press conference where this pic was taken.
Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:44 pmAs Queen Elizabeth said, This is my anus horriblis…
Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:45 pmHillary Clinton would soon regret her decision to have yogurt and the chicken vindaloo for lunch
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:45 pmI know as much about wiping servers as who Bill is sleeping with every night.
The Chilean (fdab54) — 8/23/2015 @ 9:47 pmWhat do you MEAN, I have to follow the same rules as the little people?!?!?!
C. S. P. Schofield (ab2cdc) — 8/23/2015 @ 10:09 pmHillary! Clinton reacts first hand to news that Joe Biden has initiated an exploratory committee to gauge a run for the presidency in 2016…
Colonel Haiku (2601c0) — 8/23/2015 @ 10:11 pm93%? I have to get 93%!?! After pushing the Omnibus bill that sent so many blacks to jail? Oh….”
Finally, a Leader Who Gets Things Done (f9e702) — 8/23/2015 @ 10:15 pmThere’s already one on the internet — a split picture of her and Sgt. Schulz, with the caption, “I Know Nothing!!”
I commented that the main difference is that Sgt. Schulz was funny.
IGotBupkis, "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." (225d0d) — 8/23/2015 @ 10:47 pmSo, Hillary, are you ready to wear orange like that for the next ten years?
Random Numbers (b62152) — 8/23/2015 @ 11:02 pmGee, I guess she is. She’s been getting ready all along. Mentally steeling herself—I see that now.
Very stoic of her.
Finally, a Leader Who Gets Things Done (37d7b4) — 8/23/2015 @ 11:07 pmThat’s not where I hid the e-mails!
gahrie (12cc0f) — 8/23/2015 @ 11:24 pmIt appears that the Serbian sniper wasn’t the only as*-puckering experience she’s had recently.
Bill H (2a858c) — 8/23/2015 @ 11:56 pmDid you see the size of that illegal donkey?
mg (31009b) — 8/24/2015 @ 12:25 amIllegal donkey?
I thought it was a boa constrictor!
Steve57 (5a07a9) — 8/24/2015 @ 12:42 amAnyhoo it looks like Hillary! just remembered where Huma left the vibrator.
Steve57 (5a07a9) — 8/24/2015 @ 12:43 amNow if I can only remember where I left the d@mned boa.
Steve57 (5a07a9) — 8/24/2015 @ 12:44 amWhat you don’t see in the pic is off-camera, the sound, the “**SNAP!!** of a rubber glove being put on by Rep Gowdy.
Bill H (2a858c) — 8/24/2015 @ 1:32 amLEWENSKI
mg (31009b) — 8/24/2015 @ 2:44 amMooooonnnn River
citizen 0 (70b330) — 8/24/2015 @ 3:44 amIsn’t this how Schwarzenegger sneaked through a transit terminal in Total Recall?
Joe Miller (64cdc0) — 8/24/2015 @ 6:18 amHillary Clinton watching Monica Lewinsky’s home movies.
Mark Johnson (aa1dda) — 8/24/2015 @ 7:05 amHillary received an atomic wedgie with gerbil from Richard Gere.
PCD (39058b) — 8/24/2015 @ 9:07 amNext picture was Hillary screaming, “Khan! Khan! That was not my ear!”
PCD (39058b) — 8/24/2015 @ 9:11 amAre you using the whole fist there, doc?
Gazzer (feaf20) — 8/24/2015 @ 9:52 amI am not a crook!
Dan S (1528af) — 8/24/2015 @ 12:52 pmI want to see a video done like the opening for “Orange is the New Black”, but using pictures of Hillary.
Eric (87081a) — 8/24/2015 @ 1:41 pmThere should be all caps trigger warnings.
JD (3b5483) — 8/24/2015 @ 3:11 pmHillary, on being told Chelsea has registerd as a Republican.
C. S. P. Schofield (ab2cdc) — 8/24/2015 @ 3:14 pmUh oh! My server needs wiping!
Patrick (ce7fc3) — 8/24/2015 @ 3:36 pm“Meesah Notta knowa how to do-ah the server wipey.”
Dejectedhead (ba8561) — 8/24/2015 @ 3:45 pmVINCE, I ah…
mg (31009b) — 8/24/2015 @ 5:04 pmBill DIDN’T have an Ashley Madison account?
Gerald A 11/2006 (2c96c6) — 8/24/2015 @ 5:54 pmWell, damn! Alinski did not cover top secret e-mails!
whirlwinder (14295a) — 8/24/2015 @ 6:21 pmA federal Department of Corrections name tag on this orange pantsuit? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Bugg (137ba5) — 8/24/2015 @ 7:43 pmI sharted.
chuck (524990) — 8/24/2015 @ 8:35 pmHoly shit! They found the emails!!!
Ken in Camarillo (c5b86d) — 8/25/2015 @ 1:13 pmI’m curious. Does anyone think I’m full of sheeite?
http://hotair.com/archives/2015/08/25/video-obama-eo-required-hillary-to-follow-classification-of-originating-agencies/
I can’t be the only guy who ever held a clearance commenting here.
And, no, it is not classified that Hillary! is full of it. It is quite unclassified.
Here’s an unclas phrase. OADR.
Again, I can’t be the only guy who ever had a clearance. So maybe someone can help me.
OADR used to stand for Originating Authority Determination Required, or some such.
At the bottom of the message was a declassification line, and OADR used to be standard.
Then we had the great and exalted peace dividend, and all of a sudden originating authorities were disappearing right and left.
So good on HotAir and all But OADR wasn’t exactly news in 2009.
Hillary! is royally screwed six ways from Sunday.
Steve57 (3b2e7d) — 8/25/2015 @ 3:18 pmGoing over how Hillary! screwed the pooch is like reliving kindergarten.
It’s not even Intel 101.
Steve57 (3b2e7d) — 8/25/2015 @ 3:21 pmNo, actually it’s like trying to relive potty training.
I have no memory of it.
Somewhere there’s a Green Beret or prospective Green Beret walking around on the bottom of a swimming pool with a 45lb. plate on his back because he’s willing to take on the combat load of a nation.
So he trains.
And we’re going to turn around and give him this crap?
Steve57 (3b2e7d) — 8/25/2015 @ 3:27 pmScrewed the pooch doesn’t do it justice.
Nor does s*** the bed.
Nuked the Koala.
Yeah, that will do for now.
Steve57 (3b2e7d) — 8/25/2015 @ 3:29 pm