Simon Jester sends this link to a Home Depot item that has to be seen to be believed:
From the reviews:
It’s a great device to multitask your every day routines. Now I don’t have to clean my Ipad as much. It also tilts upwords so there’s no more worries about dropping it in the toilet for when I’m standing. Love it.
I wish I could tell if this person is serious or not. If not, five points for understated humor.
But I think they’re serious.