Patterico's Pontifications

12/18/2014

Bill Clinton: The Man Just Can’t Help Himself

Filed under: General — Dana @ 8:26 pm



[guest post by Dana]

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Photo caption time!

*Original photo here.

–Dana

39 Responses to “Bill Clinton: The Man Just Can’t Help Himself”

  1. Hello.

    Dana (8e74ce) — 12/18/2014 @ 8:27 pm

  2. these two are both phony

    happyfeet (831175) — 12/18/2014 @ 8:29 pm

  3. Hey, Hillary:

    If you can’t figure it out, let me lay it out for you.

    There’s more photos.

    There’s video.

    This is your warning shot.

    You’ve been warned.

    You run … we ruin you.

    someguy (37038b) — 12/18/2014 @ 8:35 pm

  4. She and preppy Christopher Cox never looked like a matched set so I’m not surprised they are divorcing. She may be rich rich rich but she always dresses and looks cheap cheap cheap. I’m giving the horndog a pass on this one.

    elissa (4b7b6c) — 12/18/2014 @ 8:37 pm

  5. I’m pretty sure Hillary isn’t voting to give him a pass. She’s preparing to run for President of the United States, she knows her husband’s randiness will be a thorn in her side, and then he puts the schmooze on a voluptuous blonde less than half of his age? Why give him a pass, elissa?

    Dana (8e74ce) — 12/18/2014 @ 8:41 pm

  6. 4…I suspect she takes after her mother. But who wears a business suit while touristing the Great Wall?

    kishnevi (a5d1b9) — 12/18/2014 @ 8:48 pm

  7. 5
    Because every moment spent showing Bill is a clownish dirty old man is one less moment showing how bad Hillary would be as President. Plus a large contingent of voters probably find it amusing and forgiveable.

    kishnevi (3719b7) — 12/18/2014 @ 8:52 pm

  8. Bill: My favorite bird has always been the yellow tufted big breasted sap sucker IYKWIMAITTYD.

    daleyrocks (bf33e9) — 12/18/2014 @ 8:57 pm

  9. these two are both phony

    Almost, happy: Shouldn’t it be: “all three of them are phony”?

    JVW (60ca93) — 12/18/2014 @ 8:57 pm

  10. Who’s giving who the schmooze here? I mean who dresses like that in public? She’s the one with her boobs hanging out all over the place at some sort of public event party and somebody prolly asked for a photo. She looks pretty damn proud of herself, no? It’s not like they’re on a date. (I hope). Billy’s got his hands safely on her arm and is looking straight at the camera, not her cleavage. I didn’t say his wife should give him a pass. I said I give him a pass.

    elissa (4b7b6c) — 12/18/2014 @ 8:58 pm

  11. Plus a large contingent of voters probably find it amusing and forgiveable.

    Most certainly, since just about all her (and his) fans are scroungy liberals, and lousy behavior is acceptable to such people as long as the offender in question is of the left. Moreover, most of Hillary’s supplicants figure she’s bisexual/lesbian, so to them that makes her even cooler and more au courant, which, in turn, makes Bill an even more sympathetic, long-suffering horndog.

    Mark (c160ec) — 12/18/2014 @ 9:03 pm

  12. My favorite part of this story is what you read when you click on the link that Dana provided:

    The New York City supermarket heiress who posed with Bill Clinton in a photo that has since gone viral has filed for divorce from her husband after just three years of marriage.

    Like mostly the whole Democrat party — especially the Clinton wing — it’s driven by a bunch of parvenue rich folks who think that sudden wealth has magically given them insight and wisdom.

    JVW (60ca93) — 12/18/2014 @ 9:04 pm

  13. Clinton: “There’s something special about her, that I just can’t put my finger(s) on…”

    “…While the camera’s watching”

    KDL (f2bdc2) — 12/18/2014 @ 9:05 pm

  14. Dana and I are truly on the same wavelength. I was going to post a caption contest for this very photo. I love when the post I was going to write just shows up, with no work on my part!

    Patterico (9c670f) — 12/18/2014 @ 9:06 pm

  15. You should give Dana a raise, Patterico.

    elissa (4b7b6c) — 12/18/2014 @ 9:07 pm

  16. He: I’m glad I listened to Bob Dole.
    She: This was too easy, and I’m not even wearing my blue dress. But why’s he in such a hurry?

    bobathome (348c8a) — 12/18/2014 @ 9:12 pm

  17. Mark, I was thinking more on the lines of all those peopke who watch Real Housewives of ……

    kishnevi (3719b7) — 12/18/2014 @ 9:18 pm

  18. I don’t see what the problem is or even what is inappropriate. He is standing a bit behind her with a hand on her upper arm. the photo is obviously cropped, it seems his right hand would be on the third person’s shoulder perhaps?
    btw: he looks healthier than in the photo with the brunette. was this taken before or after that one?

    seeRpea (01f6d3) — 12/18/2014 @ 9:38 pm

  19. woops, my right his left.

    the photo was taken in China?

    seeRpea (01f6d3) — 12/18/2014 @ 9:39 pm

  20. Forgive me for being old fashioned, seeRpea, but if I were Bill Clinton — you know, with a history of exploiting younger women for nothing more noble than my own sexual gratification — then I would be really careful about appearing in pictures making physical contact with younger, busty women. Maybe standing next to them in a traditional pose, but certainly not making physical contact with them. But hey, Billy the C think he has earned the right to go on the prowl again. I think that won’t last more than a few more months.

    JVW (60ca93) — 12/18/2014 @ 10:12 pm

  21. Whatsup with the slut standing next to the blond in the red dress?

    papertiger (c2d6da) — 12/18/2014 @ 10:19 pm

  22. Yeah. I’ll be in my bunk.

    papertiger (c2d6da) — 12/18/2014 @ 10:20 pm

  23. Honey, have you ever seen a presidential pecker?

    daleyrocks (bf33e9) — 12/18/2014 @ 10:26 pm

  24. Thought balloon emanating from floozy – “Damn! Can’t see her boobs from this angle.”
    Thought balloon emanating from blond in red dress- “Why isn’t he looking at my boobs? Is there something wrong with them? Are they disproportionate? They looked ok when I left the house.”

    papertiger (c2d6da) — 12/18/2014 @ 10:41 pm

  25. Out: grandson of President who resigned before he could be impeached.
    In: President who WAS impeached.

    Trading UP.

    Kevin M (25bbee) — 12/18/2014 @ 10:52 pm

  26. “You make sure you get both of them in the picture!”

    Kevin M (25bbee) — 12/18/2014 @ 10:55 pm

  27. Cantsimatidis – any clues on how that’s pronounced?

    papertiger (c2d6da) — 12/18/2014 @ 11:02 pm

  28. Look! Two boobs! Also, two breasts.

    Jim (a95060) — 12/18/2014 @ 11:17 pm

  29. Welcome to Billy’s petty zoo.

    perfectsense (18605b) — 12/18/2014 @ 11:33 pm

  30. point of honor: calling him a “man” is an insult to those of us who adhere to that standard.

    redc1c4 (34e91b) — 12/18/2014 @ 11:35 pm

  31. What every slimy politician looks for – big chest and trust funds

    EPWJ (0e7ed5) — 12/18/2014 @ 11:42 pm

  32. “I’ll get a chance to stare at her when I get a copy of the picture.”

    Sammy Finkelman (6a57b5) — 12/19/2014 @ 3:15 am

  33. Dog bites man. Ho-hum.

    Or

    [certain kind of]-hound sniffs around [what that kind of hound sniffs around].

    nk (dbc370) — 12/19/2014 @ 3:28 am

  34. Hey you’re blonde with a billionaire daddy? You’re gonna wear a big D cup, no matter what nature gave you.

    Skeptical Voter (12e67d) — 12/19/2014 @ 6:05 am

  35. Hillary I have found my Christmas present!

    Amazed_476 (78a5e8) — 12/19/2014 @ 6:56 am

  36. “Hey, this is my fundamental right. Just ask Breyer and Ginsburg!”

    Andrew H. (df2c3e) — 12/19/2014 @ 2:57 pm

  37. Postprandial cigar, anyone?

    Dan (00fc90) — 12/20/2014 @ 6:10 am

  38. Brings back fond memories of the old melon patch that I used to play in when I was a kid………

    Hangtown Bob (352813) — 12/20/2014 @ 10:40 am

  39. For the bird-watchers out there……. My favorite bird has always been the Double-Breasted Split-tail

    Hangtown Bob (352813) — 12/20/2014 @ 10:43 am


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