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11/12/2013

Hitler Finds Out His Insurance Policy Was Cancelled

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 5:59 pm



25 Responses to “Hitler Finds Out His Insurance Policy Was Cancelled”

  1. That. Was beautiful 🙂

    Steve (821319)

  2. That is effing hilarious!

    Colonel Haiku (fc8d37)

  3. I guess it was inevitable that someone was going to do this.

    “Palin was right.” Yes, she was, and about a lot more than just this.

    Milhouse (82b1e0)

  4. That is absolutely priceless.

    DRJ (a83b8b)

  5. I think this is that same movie they keep showing on the youtube

    they just change the subtitles each time to make it topical and/or ironic

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  6. plus canceled in America just has one l – you know, like Hitler!

    in Britain it has 2 ls cause they all have their heads up kate middleton’s bony royal ass or whatever it is they do

    happyfeet (8ce051)

  7. First, I would congratulate Oliver Hirschbiegel for his template, although I doubt he really appreciates what was done with his movie.

    Second, I would say that happy is more obvious than a n avocado smoothie with hot sauce.

    Third, is anyone really surprised that Obamacare has turned into such a crap sandwich?

    I mean every one knew this would happen except the true believers, but everyone seems to be going through some sort of Kabuki theater as if it’s surprise.

    Ag80 (eb6ffa)

  8. a surprise. Sorry.

    Ag80 (eb6ffa)

  9. Via Hot Air, one picture tells a thousand words.

    Ag80 (eb6ffa)

  10. perfectly funny.

    mg (31009b)

  11. The surprise is just how fast it all collapsed.

    I mean, we all thought they would string it along a while to sucker us in, adding more and more regulations, etc. But no, they added all the regulations up front and crashed everything.

    luagha (1de9ec)

  12. Great parody. I was waiting for it!

    Patricia (be0117)

  13. WaPo has an article today noting that the website is likely to miss their new end-of-November date, and indicates that CGI Federal is still trying to make their hopeless code work. Which won’t happen.

    Wonder what Hitler would have to say about that?

    Kevin M (bf8ad7)

  14. Thank you Patterico, and everyone else for your supportive comments. I had a blast creating this video, and I am glad others enjoy it as much as I have!

    XisDshizL (5a7650)

  15. Third, is anyone really surprised that Obamacare has turned into such a crap sandwich?

    I was a little surprised that the web site didn’t work. Implementation of the actual legislation is where I thought they’d stumble.

    The president knew the importance of the web site and even told his staff it had to work. The fact that no one felt that they could inform him that it wasn’t ready is quite telling.

    Amalgamated Cliff Divers, Local 157 (f7d5ba)

  16. If the president wanted the website to work, he shouldn’t have hired CGI or let anyone else hire CGI.

    But then, he’d have to have managerial skill to do that, or participate in basic research to know of CGI’s past history of failures.

    luagha (5cbe06)

  17. Clicked over to YouTube and gave you a like, Xis. You’ve got some good comments there, too.

    nk (dbc370)

  18. One of my court rptr friends was packing up after doctor’s depo – he was so unpset re OBcare that she said he kept her at least a half to vent. His wife is atty & both in fumes. My friend’s husband’s employer is getting hit with sig’ly higher ins. rates – they had their deducts. & co-pays rise quite a bit. CEO suggested it may be necessary to take the business overseas. Last dr. whose dep I took said he simply will not endure any more cuts to Medicaid, not only low rates, but absymally long to be reimbursed. Will keep Medicare as long as rates stable. Free OBcare court reporter therapy for venting docs:)

    Judy Eaton (aee826)

  19. XisDshizL: more, please.

    Pons Asinorum (8ce71a)

  20. He just wanted to go riding with Michael Schumacher all along.

    askeptic (b8ab92)

  21. Comment by Amalgamated Cliff Divers, Local 157 (f7d5ba) — 11/13/2013 @ 4:44 am

    One of the hallmarks of authoritarian, third-world governments is that bad news does not travel up.

    Our Caudillo has attained that Fundamental Transformation of the United States into a Banana-Republic.

    askeptic (b8ab92)

  22. This veers off the intent of this blog entry, but since the theme does incorporate the use of Adolph Hitler, I’m still astonished about the generally unspoken reality of both him and his arch-nemesis, Franklin D Roosevelt. Namely, that Hitler apparently was a flat-out homosexual who espoused vegetarianism and animal rights, while Roosevelt made no bones about his supporting quotas to restrict Jews in clubs and government, stated they were to blame for the hatred rising against them in 1930s Europe, was proud of the purity of American bloodlines (ie, presumably of whites), and described the offspring of whites and Asians as regrettable.

    Lesson of the day: Don’t judge a book by its cover.

    Mark (58ea35)

  23. 24. Comment by Mark (58ea35) — 11/13/2013 @ 7:55 pm

    Hitler apparently was a flat-out homosexual who espoused vegetarianism and animal rights,

    There was something he kept hidden about his sexual practices, but it probably wasn’t homosexuality. His niece was female, as was Eva Braun and no males ever were linked to him. Many of followers were homosexuals, until he decided to kill them in 1934.

    Hitler was a health nut and that’s why he was a vegetarian and it is also why he started World War II when he did. He thought a man is uselsss after age 56, (based on Charles V, the Kinng of spain and Holy Roman Emperor who abdicated at that age) so he had to finish by that age.

    So for him, 1939 was now or never to conquer the world, build lasting monuments, and kill the Jews.

    In reality, human decline is both more gradual, and uncertain, but with abrupt drops, and that’s what’s keeps tyrants always looking to the future, plus many ahve children.

    Sammy Finkelman (d7b491)


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