Our own faithful reader and commenter Dustin sent the Department of Justice a very important (and quite detailed) tip about that racist George Zimmerman. Dustin totally has Zimmerman’s number and lays Zimmerman out in a shocking manner. Make sure to follow the links, although I am going to try to spoon-feed you the substance by embedding YouTube videos and screenshots inside Dustin’s eye-opening crime-fighting tip:

Dear Department of Justice,

As a concerned citizen, I feel I must answer the call for tips regarding your civil rights investigation into the shooting of Trayvon Martin. It has come to my attention that recently acquitted George Zimmerman has ties to an organization that fought against the emancipation of slaves, opposed the 1964 civil rights acts, and spawned the Ku Klux Klan and Jim Crow laws. Members of George’s sordid organization don’t limit their bigotry to African Americans,

and indeed have disturbingly backwards views of Indians

as well as Jews.

This organization has even promoted injustice and voter intimidation on the basis of a person’s skin color, damaging our very faith in our democracy.

As you can see on this form,

George Zimmerman is publicly and shamelessly registered with this disturbed organization (see the fourth row, third entry).

It is my hope that this tip will assist you as you endeavor to understand George’s true and potentially racist motives when he shot Trayvon Martin during the beating. I have even heard accounts that at least one of the parties in this fight had an anti-homosexual motive.

The former Chief of Police for Sanford, the investigator assigned to this case, and a unanimous jury have all concurred that George was not guilty of a crime, and a significant majority of Americans agree, so I imagine the Department of Justice grows weary of the wrong result being reached so many times by so many people. The truth is out there and you seem to need all the help you can get. Godspeed.

You’re welcome,
Dustin

Well done, Dustin. I hope DoJ pays attention.

Sorry about your allergic reaction, little girl, but we have some protesting and assaulting we need to take care of here, and anyway we’re not really sorry because you’re white, aren’t you?

Georgia was on her way to Texas Children’s Hospital in the Medical Center because her 7-year-old granddaughter was having an allergic reaction to some medication.

Georgia’s daughter was driving and tried to go around the demonstrators by driving on the grassy shoulder.

“One of them was hitting the windshield and I was just screaming, ‘We’ve got to get to the hospital,’ and they were screaming and chanting,” she said. “All I could think of was, I got to get my granddaughter to the hospital.”

“My mom rolled down the window,” said Georgia’s daughter. “She said, ‘We’re trying to get my granddaughter to the hospital,’ and a guy just started hitting her.”

It’s time we had a national dialogue where we endeavor to understand people who keep seven year olds from getting critical medical treatment, and who assault the seven year olds’ mothers when they try to explain why getting said treatment is so important.

Wait, I just thought about it for about a millisecond, which was time enough to realize that it’s not time to have a dialogue like that. That’s like saying we need to have a conversation with an Internet troll. It’s pointless.