Sockpuppet Friday–the Bad, Bad Halloween Costume Edition!
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And for this week’s Friday frivolity, Cracked has given us a list of sixteen horrible adult Halloween costumes. Sound off in the comments: which do you think is the worst?
My vote is for Fee Ling Yu (say it out loud! It’s a knee-slapper!), the horrifying Asian stereotype. Um, yeah, definitely don’t wear that to the office Christmas party—I mean, unless you work at Bob Jones University or something.
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]
I jes wan to say Meester Rominee bin berry berry gud to meee.
Jose Jimenez (bf33e9) — 10/28/2011 @ 7:43 amThe missing milk carton hat is funny.
DohBiden (d54602) — 10/28/2011 @ 7:45 amI go now to Texas where the Meester Ric Peree say he giv mee cheep colluge degri for to mak mee better pipl.
Jose Jimenez (bf33e9) — 10/28/2011 @ 7:51 amunless you work at Bob Jones University or something.
OK, seriously? Stereotyping is bad, unless it’s aimed at Christians.
Bomber (381341) — 10/28/2011 @ 7:56 amDon’t these OWS tools realize that Guy Fawkes was pro-catholic.
DohBiden (d54602) — 10/28/2011 @ 8:18 amBomber
Who am i stereotyping? Bju went all the way to the SC to try ringer a tax break despite their racist policies.
Bju earned that jab.
Aaron Worthing (b0fcf3) — 10/28/2011 @ 8:26 amDon’t these OWS tools realize that Guy Fawkes was pro-catholic.
Comment by DohBiden — 10/28/2011 @ 8:18 am
Look, we may be tools but at least we understand how the Sockpuppet Friday thread works.
OWSers, albeit just beginning to understand how "winter" works (325a59) — 10/28/2011 @ 8:30 amJose, can’t you see you need to correctly attribute when you are misusing cultural references?
ChicoEscuela (fbf87d) — 10/28/2011 @ 8:33 amThese costumes are not good enough to be bad. They seem to have been imported from 70IQ-land. Compared to some of these “blackface” is tasteful.
Kevin M (563f77) — 10/28/2011 @ 8:46 amWinter is coming.
Eddard Stark (563f77) — 10/28/2011 @ 8:48 amThat’s not the worst of it.
khal drogo (0fc95f) — 10/28/2011 @ 8:52 amRide that pony… gonna get on that Silky Pony and ride!
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/28/us/politics/john-edwards-loses-bid-to-get-campaign-finance-case-dismissed.html?ref=us
Bubba_inCellBlockD (fbf87d) — 10/28/2011 @ 8:59 amAn Occupy San Francisco is like a topless beach in a nudist colony.
Chief Wiggum (fbf87d) — 10/28/2011 @ 9:06 amRetire05 get’s ready for a road trip…
http://theselvedgeyard.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/45711628_5-e1261462212359.jpg?w=600&h=397
WeReportYouDecide (fbf87d) — 10/28/2011 @ 9:11 amWait…what’s going on…I didn’t make the top ten?
Adolph Hitler (ca8ec9) — 10/28/2011 @ 9:13 amIt’s those Jooos again!
I wish Meghan Mccain existed back in my time.
Guy Fawkes (d54602) — 10/28/2011 @ 9:14 amYou would need a whole lot of my stuff.
Alfred Nobel (ca8ec9) — 10/28/2011 @ 9:18 amNobody dare think of dressing up as me for Halloween!
Steve Jobs' Rotting iLiver (a18ddc) — 10/28/2011 @ 10:20 amI wike the Poopie Pants costume.
Rep. Barney Frank (4ae072) — 10/28/2011 @ 10:58 amThe GOP is better with these democrats playing race hustler for Mitt Romney, the guy who gave illegals free healthcare and crappy jobs on his mini plantation.
William H. Dame (b2fb78) — 10/28/2011 @ 11:00 amPretty sweet Mitt Romney costume.
William H. Dame (b2fb78) — 10/28/2011 @ 11:05 amOh! Khal Drogo! My boyfriend.
MayBee (081489) — 10/28/2011 @ 11:31 amMeester Dame – Ric Peree, he gif me the fre helth care in Texas two. Iz the law u big idiot.
daleyrocks (bf33e9) — 10/28/2011 @ 11:37 amWe should be able to rake in plenty of trick-or-treat candy just being ourselves. And it’s about time. We’re getting sick of beans and brown rice.
OWS 99%ers (c65c00) — 10/28/2011 @ 12:42 pmI was thinking of an Obama mask.
Richard M Nixon (563f77) — 10/28/2011 @ 12:45 pmI commend those here legally.
Those illegals not so much.
ToddPalin (d54602) — 10/28/2011 @ 1:12 pm[quivering lips and moist eyes] The preznit has had some bad breaks!
William Daley (721840) — 10/28/2011 @ 2:02 pmRetire05 filming on location in New York City:
http://youtu.be/3oVmGF39Nyk
WeReportYouDecide (fbf87d) — 10/28/2011 @ 2:38 pmI love how petty these two Romney fanboys have been. I guess it’s retire’s turn for endless and stupid insults, despite him being a nice guy who just happens to reject Mitt Romney.
All they are doing is showing that Retire has gotten under their skin, and they have nothing intelligent to say in response… just various insults.
Dustin (b2fb78) — 10/28/2011 @ 2:57 pmThis was going to be our choice for #1, until Mr. Yelverton informed us that he was not, in fact, wearing a costume.
The Editors at Cracked (ff919a) — 10/28/2011 @ 4:04 pmOh my, it appears the witty barbs emanating from His Eminence Dustin have almost broken my skin. I may have to run to the market and purchase some Unguentine if this does not cease.
WeReportYouDecide (fbf87d) — 10/28/2011 @ 4:33 pmWe are tired of saying this over and over again to you guys at the OWS food tent.
OWS Finaqnce Committee (a1fcca) — 10/28/2011 @ 4:49 pmWhen you get donateions for food, you don’t get to keep some and give the rest to us. You have to give it ALL to us.
If you need money for food, just fill out the necessary paperwork. After the request is reviewed and a piece of the action for administrative costs is taken out, we will find some union supplier who we’ll pay two times the going rate and deliver it next week.
Let’s see… If I pull the Saturday snow storm just a hair more to the southeast, I can really screw up Washington DC, Baltimore, Philly and Long Island.
Mother Nature (a1fcca) — 10/28/2011 @ 5:01 pmHmmm… That would be so funny. I wonder if Al Gore is in the area…
I resemble that remark.
Al Bore (c65c00) — 10/28/2011 @ 5:22 pmYou are a no go at this station.
Dustin (b2fb78) — 10/28/2011 @ 7:34 pmWant a REAL scare this halloween? Just read my nutrition facts!
McRib (f1c59f) — 10/28/2011 @ 8:03 pmBut whatever you do folks, don’t go trick-or-treating to the White House. Here’s what I’ve heard Ms. Obama’s giving away this year:
– Granola bars
The Patterico Truthsquad! (f1c59f) — 10/28/2011 @ 8:07 pm– Department of Homeland Security Pogs
– Paperback copies of Dreams From My Father
– Rocks
– Solyndra stock certificates
No matter how bad the Obama girls are, they will never receive coal in their stockings.
Ebenezer Scrooge (ca8ec9) — 10/28/2011 @ 8:21 pmWe lost. In fact, we choked- twice. C’mon, Rick, ride the bus back with the rest of us Texazz losers to Arlington. We’ll drop you off at the governor’s mansion on the way.
Nolan Cryan (9d1bb3) — 10/28/2011 @ 8:29 pmI blame the poor performance of the Texas Rangers in recent world on Bush. After all, he was a part owner of the team several years ago, and it’s obvious that he screwed it up so badly that no one can expect the current team management to fare well.
Chuck Bartowski (e84e27) — 10/28/2011 @ 9:36 pmWereportyouAgreeorelse shut it.
DohBiden (d54602) — 10/28/2011 @ 9:58 pmI’ve got my eye on ALL of you!
Attack Watch!!! (3f5139) — 10/29/2011 @ 6:47 pmThis place is just like OWS, not reporting comment section rapes!
Ineeda Bush (721840) — 10/30/2011 @ 9:46 amHow come the majroity of OWS don’t pay taxes?
SarahPalin (d54602) — 10/30/2011 @ 10:38 amIt’s those damn Trust Funds.
Henry Morgenthau (dd1fff) — 10/30/2011 @ 10:55 amDohBiden’s wit is so dry it’s like dust in the wind
CriticalMess (46927e) — 10/30/2011 @ 9:39 pm