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Via BreitbartTV and Hugh Hewitt, we have this string of uhhhs from the most articulate president in history. See if you can make it through the whole thing:
The caption states:
Thanks to the Hugh Hewitt Show, we have 2:47 of “Uh, Um, Er” from Thursday’s presidential press conference in Washington DC. The audio you hear is taken from President Obama’s responses to two questions. There are no duplicates.
Uhhh er and uhhh um . . .
Uhhh
Patterico (f724ca) — 10/14/2011 @ 7:40 amRacists
JD (8b73ca) — 10/14/2011 @ 7:42 amKrugman-It’s almost sad to see the GOP lose grip on reality
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
DohBiden (d54602) — 10/14/2011 @ 7:47 amJD:
You took the word uhh right out of my er mouth.
Patterico (f724ca) — 10/14/2011 @ 7:47 amSince I have always refused to listen to any of his speeches in the past, why start now?
BarSinister (5a3146) — 10/14/2011 @ 8:03 am“Uhhh er uhhh um” is nuanced Swahili for “Republicans are racists”.
Huey (d7cd42) — 10/14/2011 @ 8:29 amThis is his best speech evah!
PatAZ (c65c00) — 10/14/2011 @ 8:30 amJust stalling for time while his Socialist masters type his “spontaneous” answers into TOTUS.
Icy (6e3e79) — 10/14/2011 @ 8:32 amIt should be required study in all public schools. Teachers and students should have to commit it to memory and pass an examination before being authorized to vote in future elections.
ropelight (6f8f2f) — 10/14/2011 @ 8:43 amEar Leader is a SCOAMF.
redc1c4 (fb8750) — 10/14/2011 @ 9:06 amoh, and i almost forgot….
RACIST!!!
redc1c4 (fb8750) — 10/14/2011 @ 9:07 amSCOAMF?!
JD (17012e) — 10/14/2011 @ 9:18 amThe thing that makes me sad is that I assumed DARPA had invented contact lens Heads Up Displays by now, and if they had, Obama would be using them for a teleprompter.
Where’s the ingenuity?
Dustin (b2fb78) — 10/14/2011 @ 9:26 amI think it stands for Supreme Clusterf*** Of A Massive Failure.
Too lazy to verify it, though.
Chuck Bartowski (4c6c0c) — 10/14/2011 @ 9:37 amThat made a tingle run down my leg!
daleyrocks (e56eef) — 10/14/2011 @ 9:49 amRush used to do this with almost every non-TOTUS utterance.
Another Drew - Restore the Republic/Obama Sucks! (436737) — 10/14/2011 @ 9:52 amI think he’s toned it down as it just got too boring; and, after all, his is an “entertainment” show.
He’s worse than Greg Maddux during a post-game interview!
Icy (6e3e79) — 10/14/2011 @ 10:07 am“See if you can make it through the whole thing…”
Nope. 23 Seconds.
Oh, and it’s Stuttering Clusterf*** of a Miserable Failure.
Know your memes!
Occupy Patterico's Pontifications (7c3d5b) — 10/14/2011 @ 10:23 amWow, I’ve been wearing that sock a long time! Smells a bit.
Pious Agnostic (7c3d5b) — 10/14/2011 @ 10:24 amMost intelligent utterances of his entire political career.
Chrissie’s leg tingled, Olbermann had an olbergasm, Garofalo felt pretty, Madcow/Chris Hayes (seriously, has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?) pontificated for 12 minutes about it, Ed Schultz said “I see nothink, I know nothink!” and Larry O’Donnell smirked into the camera and challenged the Mormon devil-incarnate to match the blistering performance of Teh One.
Icy (6e3e79) — 10/14/2011 @ 10:32 amWow and Republicans are inarticulate and dumb! What does that make this guy? Dumberer? LOL, love the SCOAMF, thought is was staggering but stuttering is much better with this video!
Texas Mom 2012 (cee89f) — 10/14/2011 @ 10:33 amThis is a good post annnnnnnnnnnnnnd uh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd uh, aaaaaaaaaaand uhm I hope to see more of this nature.
Dustin (b2fb78) — 10/14/2011 @ 10:33 amHe’s a great reader though.
Can you imagine sitting through a meeting with him?
Libya uhhh Qaddafi ahhh must go ahh to to ahhh… special forces ah flying ahhh helicopters yes…
Seriously I think he has to have an interpreter when he goes impromtu.
SteveG (e27d71) — 10/14/2011 @ 1:18 pmNo wonder his policies seem muddled and cobbled together
You thought we were kidding about the “racist” comments?
Indeed. Because ironically calling a guy who says “uhhhh” 536 times in 3 minutes “articulate” is coded racism. According to our friend Ron Brynaert.
Patterico (f724ca) — 10/14/2011 @ 1:25 pmAnd of course those exact same libs will rail on about how Bambi speaks so much more intelligently & intelligibly compared to W.
Icy (6e3e79) — 10/14/2011 @ 1:33 pmEvery time I bother to pay attention to Ron, as I just did, I realize he’s still reading every comment I make and criticizing them, yet he’s blocked me from being notified when he does this (thank God).
It is absurd to interpret a recording of Obama as racist, and it says a lot more about Ron’s racism than anything else. Why does Ron associate Obama’s incoherence with Obama’s race?
No one else did.
Ron’s crazy (though his schizo routine is probably fake, he’s crazy enough to fake being crazy for months at a time). And a lot of nuts happen to be bigots too. No surprise he’s a hater. Ron is defined entirely by his anger.
And I sure hope Patterico eventually dishes out the rest of the story.
Dustin (b2fb78) — 10/14/2011 @ 1:34 pmI just want to point out that I was right about ronbryn from my very first comment. You are a mendoucheous twatwaffle, ronbryn.
JD (318f81) — 10/14/2011 @ 1:41 pmFiltrated
JD (318f81) — 10/14/2011 @ 1:42 pmPatterico, the correct description of Obama is “who is articulate and bright and clean”. Of course.
SPQR (94a0ec) — 10/14/2011 @ 1:49 pmYou want a speech that you really can’t stand for more than a fraction of a second? Obama’s acceptance speech in front of the greek columns at Mile High Stadium.
Today is just grates like nothing else.
SPQR (94a0ec) — 10/14/2011 @ 1:50 pmYeah, well he’s kicking our asses.
kansas (7b4374) — 10/14/2011 @ 1:59 pmHell, I know deaf-mutes that are better speakers than the stammerer-in-chief.
Dave Surls (b4401c) — 10/14/2011 @ 2:02 pmThis is his best speech evah!
Comment by PatAZ — 10/14/2011 @ 8:30 am
LOL Agreed – it didn’t contain a single lie, after all. Or a single I, me or my.
BTW, this is the first Breitbart video that IS, in fact, “heavily edited,” and I predict we won’t hear one word about it from liberals.
no one you know (21d934) — 10/14/2011 @ 2:11 pmRonbryn is a flaming mendoucheous twitwaffle of the highest order.
JD (352bcf) — 10/14/2011 @ 2:28 pmronbryn likes to racebate and master bate.
DohBiden (d54602) — 10/14/2011 @ 3:27 pmThe hell?
DohBiden (d54602) — 10/14/2011 @ 3:38 pmSo if you speed up the video enough, will it sound like that old novelty song about the witch doctor?
Dagwood (2bbb25) — 10/14/2011 @ 9:14 pmAccording to the manwhores at MSNBC the word witch doctor is racist.
DohBiden (d54602) — 10/14/2011 @ 10:16 pmOoo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Icy (f7bd63) — 10/15/2011 @ 4:49 amWalla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang…
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Walla walla, bing bang
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Walla walla, bing bang
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Uhhh er and uhhh um . . .
Beyond that, I recall reading a brief description of an editorial published in a Japanese newspaper after the election in 2008 that said no other president in US history had as tarnished or disreputable a background as that of Obama. I don’t believe any other comment in the media — nationally or internationally — expressed such a basic yet telling remark about the guy. Or suggested that America, when it came to at least the generally special symbolism of its White House, had pretty much — as the saying goes — jumped the shark on November 4, 2008.
I’m reminded of a report a few days ago that said Obama apparently suggested to the Japanese that he be allowed to organize a visit to Nagasaki or Hiroshima to give a speech apologizing for the use of the atom bomb in World War II. I’m also reminded of Obama, during that trip to Japan, instead bowing before the emperor of that nation. I then think of how those things made even officials (if not others) of the host country grimace out of a sense such a request or such behavior was inappropriate or made them feel uncomfortable.
The US truly lost a form of its innocence (or perhaps a better word would be “specialness”) back in 2008.
Mark (411533) — 10/15/2011 @ 6:21 amHe could sing back-up on BTO’s “Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet.”
Kinda new to the game: who the eff are ronbryn and Neal hotdogger?
[note: released from moderation. –Stashiu]
a different Mark (e93f5d) — 10/15/2011 @ 7:04 amMaybe, now that so many of them have passed on, Obama is actually feeling bold enough to risk offending WWII veterans while kissing yet MORE international booty.
Icy (1a57a5) — 10/15/2011 @ 7:53 amI like Herman Cain but that’s because I’m a racist????????????????????????????????????????
AZ Bob (ffd720) — 10/15/2011 @ 7:59 am