Sockpuppet Friday—the “Punk Attackwatch” Edition!
[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here. Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]
As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sockpuppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.
Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself.
And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.
And of course you all know by now about Obama’s latest attempt to get you to report on your neighbor about the evil, mean, tricksey Republican attacks on Obama known as AttackWatch.
But guys, we are not having nearly enough fun with this. Punk them. Send them fake tips and offer humiliating tips.
Stuff like this:
Dear Sir or Madam,
This evil conservative says that Obama actually said that he wanted gas prices to be high, but didn’t want it to rise too quickly. He even claimed to quote him as saying that under his plan energy prices would necessarily skyrocket and has proposed a tax on gasoline. But that can’t be true, only a radical environmentalist ideologue would propose something that silly. Please straighten them out. You can find the claims here:
And thank you for protecting us from their lies!
So come up with your best punkings, send them in and share them with us. Make sure they waste as much money on this as they do on “green jobs.”
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]