Sockpuppet Friday—the “Go With Me Mila” Edition
[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here. Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]
As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.
Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself, a lot.
And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.
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And for this week’s Friday Frivolity, I have good news and bad news for Marine Sgt. Scott Moore. He has become famous for making this video asking actress Mila Kunis…
…to the Marine Corps Ball. You can watch his video asking her out, here.
First, the good news: she said yes. And despite silly rumors that it would be impossible for her to attend because she would be shooting a movie, it’s still on.
Now the bad news. She has also said this about casual sex:
I can give you my stance on it: It’s like communism—good in theory, in execution it fails. Friends of mine have done it, and it never ends well. Why do people put themselves through that torture?
So dude, don’t set your hopes too high on this date.
On the other hand, she doesn’t like communism, so that’s something…
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]
I said I don’t like casual sex, but if I scream out his rank it isn’t casual.
Mila Kunis (f572a6) — 7/15/2011 @ 8:32 amVacation? Who needs a vacation? I’m not Obama, you know–I know how to work all year long!
Blog Rule # 5 (325a59) — 7/15/2011 @ 8:33 amThose a*******! How dare they make ME skip a weekend away! I’ll have you know this is the longest time I’ve gone without a vacation in my whole presidency. That’s what counts to the American people, and I’m taking my complaints to them!
President Barack H. Obama, Healer of Planets and Suppressor of Tides, ready to crack from the strain (325a59) — 7/15/2011 @ 8:37 amWhat are you all talking about? Cantor’s the one who walked out! What a
Democrats on the Hill (325a59) — 7/15/2011 @ 8:39 amjewjerk!You know guys, the trouble I have making grand martyrish statements like “Even if it brings down my presidency, I will not yield” is that I’m trying not to laugh. I know full well the media’s going to cover up for me no matter what I say or do.
That's The One to you, peons (325a59) — 7/15/2011 @ 8:43 amarmpit photos what kind of freaky fetish blog are you running here
happyfeet (3c92a1) — 7/15/2011 @ 8:44 amHah! Score! I’m goin’ too, with a FEMALE Marine!
Wait – “Self Defense Instructor, Quantico”?…
Crap.
Justin T. (8096f2) — 7/15/2011 @ 8:45 amYou gonna eat those fries?
Michelle Obama (24ab80) — 7/15/2011 @ 8:46 amWe’ll just do some stills today because video might make my boss look bad. Plus you guys need to be punished. You need to learn to whisper your questions in the presence of the Emperor. And avoid eye contact when you address Him. Impertinence will not be tolerated!
Jay Carney, wagging his new decibel checker at the press gaggle (325a59) — 7/15/2011 @ 8:48 amarmpit photos what kind of freaky fetish blog are you running here
Comment by happyfeet — 7/15/2011 @ 8:44 am
There’s an armpit in that photo? Whaddya know — there is.
Your Average Teenage Male (325a59) — 7/15/2011 @ 8:51 amCan’t we all just finish our
waffleObama?Mmmm mmmm mmmm…
Stephen Marche (325a59) — 7/15/2011 @ 8:55 amSee, no whoopee cushion, and I can do it with either hand. Now, quit lookin’ at my boobs and watch what I can do with this cherry stem.
Mila (416004) — 7/15/2011 @ 8:56 amPerhaps I can make an exception in this case. He is a Marine, after all. You know what they say about Marines.
Mila K. (a0589c) — 7/15/2011 @ 9:00 amThat burger and fries from the Shake Shack was better than sex. Until a Marine comes along, that is.
Meechelle O. (a0589c) — 7/15/2011 @ 9:02 amIt must be true, because I didn’t say so...
Rupert (16d6d6) — 7/15/2011 @ 9:17 amA big thank you to all of our bitter rivals for giving us home field advantage in the World Series.
2011 National League Champions (f1f4c4) — 7/15/2011 @ 9:21 amNo problem — we can sweep and celebrate at home!
2011 American League Champions (f1f4c4) — 7/15/2011 @ 9:21 amDude. Our hero intuitively sussed out what might be the only non granola scrunchin, save the gay polar bears, EPA swilling, gushes at Al Gore, real, thinkin for herself, American woman from the Hollywood set, asks her out, she accepts as any patriotic girl would, and you call that bad news?
papertiger (e55ba0) — 7/15/2011 @ 9:23 amperhaps Marine can
ColonelHaiku (cc5c75) — 7/15/2011 @ 9:27 amtempt Hollywood siren with
Hate Bush Orgasm (HBO)?
Seeing as the Kunis family left the Ukranian SSR in 1991 to avoid the omnipresent anti-Semitism (the Kunis family is Jewish) I can certainly understand her dislike of Communism.
Captain Ned (5659f5) — 7/15/2011 @ 9:30 amAnd, tell me, Boorman, how the f*** am I supposed to get to Getty Museum now? How???
Adolf (6451eb) — 7/15/2011 @ 9:43 amyou know sometimes when you look out the window in your bathroom and there’s a dude standing there imitating you? He’s wearing your clothes, but they’re dirty. He looks like you but he’s fatter and unshaven. This paid actor making fun of how you hold the toothbrush.
I mean, yes idealism, yes the dignity of pure research, yes, the pursuit of truth in all its forms, but there comes a point I’m afraid where you begin to suspect that if there’s any real truth it’s that the entire multi-dimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs; and if it comes to a choice between spending another ten million years finding that out and on the other hand just taking the money and running, I for one could do with the exercise.
Ronald McBrynarrrgh, Former Raw Story Anchorman (b7410e) — 7/15/2011 @ 9:59 amI don’t do sock-puppets!
Glenn Greenwald (7d3578) — 7/15/2011 @ 10:33 amRE: Pix (above)
Well, that’s what you’re fighting for guys:
The Gunny (7d3578) — 7/15/2011 @ 10:36 amMom, Apple-pie, and the Girl Next Door (Wow!).
MK looks 500% better when she smiles, which isn’t often.
gp (72be5d) — 7/15/2011 @ 10:54 amThat scowl could launch a thousand ships –
Helen (7d3578) — 7/15/2011 @ 11:00 amit certainly worked for me.
Did someone say clamps?
Clamps (26ec66) — 7/15/2011 @ 11:55 amHey, Barrak buddy, if 80% of the American people support increasing taxes, how am I da Speaker and not Nancy?
Speaker of da House (0cd6a2) — 7/15/2011 @ 12:39 pmI give them the answer, show them the path. Do you think the Republican so called leadership is going to do it? They’ll wimp out.
Charlie K (0cd6a2) — 7/15/2011 @ 12:44 pmOk, here’s the plan. We pay the interest, government employees, ACORN and earmarks to our friends. Screw social security retirees and medicare, medicaid people. Blame the Republicans. On Sept 15th the quarterly estimated tax payments hit from individuals and corporations. There will be a lot of cash then. We pay some to the retirees, drag things until Christmas until the cash runs out and cut the retirees off at CHRISTMAS and BLAME the REPUBLICANS!
POTUS to Congressional Dems (0cd6a2) — 7/15/2011 @ 12:56 pmOk no casual sex, how about some sexy texes? I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
Tony with the Weiner (0cd6a2) — 7/15/2011 @ 1:01 pmGo ahead Barrak, we are behind you. Call the Republican bluff. Sent the country into the abyss. Man up M***F***er.
E Robinson, WAPO (0cd6a2) — 7/15/2011 @ 1:09 pmDue to the outstanding support for me shown in recent polls, today I announce my candidacy for the Republican Nomination for President of the United States.
Gene Eric (7d3578) — 7/15/2011 @ 3:21 pmHey Mila,
Can I get you to follow me on twitter? I’ve got some photos to send you.
Antony Weiner (a84bdc) — 7/15/2011 @ 4:26 pmTo properly teach our children gay history,the great state of California will begin taking teaching applications from the San Francisco Bay area.
Jerry Moonbeam (0cd6a2) — 7/15/2011 @ 4:32 pmGov. Brown, Can I have an application? I have been unemployeed since the tree huggers shut down the timber industry.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok. (0cd6a2) — 7/15/2011 @ 4:37 pmThis photo shot for the cover of better homes and gardens can sure whip up an appetite. I’m going down the street for a half pounder, large order of fries and a chocolate milkshake. Send all the veggies to Barrak for his dinner.
Michelle, FLOTUS and don't you forget it! (0cd6a2) — 7/15/2011 @ 4:56 pmAaron, any self respecting blogger ought to know to go to the source. In the actual GQ interview, she says something close to the opposite of what you have her saying. From GQ:
You see, she is against trying to have it both ways: friends plus sex, because she thinks it will always fail. But, she implies pretty clearly, just a random hookup does not have that particular downside.
Anon Y. Mous (cb1134) — 7/15/2011 @ 5:02 pmWell, for the first thing, that question was not about casual sex, it was about whether she would ever be having “friends with benefits” relationships. This thing is not like that thing.
Improvise, adapt, overcome. 10 Nov 2011 is a Thursday. The major problem is going to be extracting her from the paparazzi certain to be trying to cover the event. The minor problem is arranging for her to have a very long weekend, beginning Thursday afternoon. Extracting her from the ball gown later is much easier. Dress Blues, a plus. NCO Blues, plus. Sword, plus. All those other Marines, a plus (they’ll be happy to stick it to the press, perhaps by providing a half-dozen dates who look vaguely like her — in identical gowns.)
Now, will we know what really happens between them?
Pvt. Moth (412a17) — 7/15/2011 @ 5:07 pm…and I stand by my uber awesome correct numbers that 80% of American do want tax increases..
Yes, Jake Tapper..what? Did I…whaa..? Dammit, yes, Tim Geithner did the math…what’s your point??
JAY!!!
Barracky McMommyPantz (6f2250) — 7/15/2011 @ 5:26 pmMila is a nice looking gal, but she needs more eye makeup
Rocky Raccoon (959254) — 7/15/2011 @ 6:36 pmI’m going to keep having press conferences until the American people beg me to shut up and do whatever I want. Nothing like over exposure.
Barry Soetero Obama (a0589c) — 7/15/2011 @ 7:58 pmWill conneticut dems be called out for cutting necessary stuff……….Oh wait no the private colleges and schools will have funding cut.
Silly me.
DohBidensSockpuppet (15aa57) — 7/15/2011 @ 8:09 pmbadges?
Cruz Loya Alvares (86471f) — 7/15/2011 @ 8:14 pmTake away that eye makeup and I could imagine you to be about 13.
Roman Polanski (aa856e) — 7/15/2011 @ 9:52 pmLove That Mila!
David Ehrenstein (2550d9) — 7/16/2011 @ 7:29 amdance with me Mila
ColonelHaiku (cc5c75) — 7/16/2011 @ 7:48 amand please don’t cheat come on girl
give me all my ________ !
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, many people thought casual sex wasn’t such a good idea. Perhaps it isn’t a majority, but I’m sure there are still many people, though silent about it, who still believe that way. Imagine, people too embarassed about not wanting casual sex to admit it.
I thought I’d check in this am if there was any commentary on the new law about school curriculum in CA this am, generally too busy to visit here and let myself be drawn in to a casual conversation about important topics.
MD in Philly (3d3f72) — 7/16/2011 @ 7:58 amNow that ^^^ is funny!
TheSickSense (0db5b1) — 7/16/2011 @ 8:18 am“The major problem is going to be extracting her from the paparazzi certain to be trying to cover the event.”
Pvt. Moth – I foresee a large number of Marines at the Ball volunteering to provide covering fire for the Sergeant and Mila with the paparazzi. Those dirtbags will not know what hit them, IMHO.
daleyrocks (bf33e9) — 7/16/2011 @ 8:38 amRocky Raccoon whacked off in his room
Sir Paul (0db5b1) — 7/16/2011 @ 8:47 amTo pics of Mila’s naked armpit;
He put on mascara and liner and rouge
And heels then left for her evening
Sexiest Vulcan evah!!!
AaronWorthyGeek (0db5b1) — 7/16/2011 @ 8:55 amGood to hear from you MD.
That Gay History in School Curriculum mandate seems like just more of the same.
Every effort has been made to turn public schools into democrat programming. On the one hand, they say teaching traditional values is ‘cramming them down our throat’, but on the other, they really just want to brainwash kids with counter-culture.
History is one of the most important things for kids to learn. And they get almost none of it. They don’t really understand the global conflicts and developments that created the world we’re in today, because the ‘history’ they learn is modern opinions deliberately intended to affect their political views.
But these people elected Janice Hahn to Congress. When I think about how bad some of California has become, I wonder if this country really needs to break into two countries peacefully.
Dustin (b7410e) — 7/16/2011 @ 9:03 am“Finish her, Marine!”
Sgt Ermey (0db5b1) — 7/16/2011 @ 9:06 am#53 isn’t as funny as #48
WhatDidAaronSayTheWorstSinIs? (0db5b1) — 7/16/2011 @ 9:10 amThis is my rifle, this is my gun;
Sgt. Scott Moore (0db5b1) — 7/16/2011 @ 9:14 amThis one’s for shooting, this one’s for fun
Oh my! He came, he saw, he conquered — and not necessarily in that order.
Mila (0db5b1) — 7/16/2011 @ 9:16 amYou just don’t appreciate my brand of humor.
Dustin (b7410e) — 7/16/2011 @ 9:22 amNatalie
Mila (0db5b1) — 7/16/2011 @ 9:23 amlickedliked my armpitRe: #58
Thread-jacking Is NOT Funny (0db5b1) — 7/16/2011 @ 9:25 amNo, I guess I don’t.
Comment by Thread-jacking Is NOT Funny —
🙂
Dustin (b7410e) — 7/16/2011 @ 9:32 amLet’s make a deal:
It's Only Fair (0db5b1) — 7/16/2011 @ 9:32 amWe get to teach the theory of Intelligent Design,
You get to teach the theory of Eleanor Roosevelt licking carpet.
“The separation of church & state in the Constitution is sacrosanct!” — said on the FOX News show “The Five”
[The irony of ultra-lefty Beckel describing the non-existent ‘separation’ as “sacrosanct” (literally from the Latin words for “sacred” & “holy”) is really too delicious for words.]
Bob Beckel (0db5b1) — 7/16/2011 @ 9:51 amDawson’s Creek was written by a gay man, Dustin. California schoolkids will be learning that in fifth grade shortly.
An upsetting prospect? Here’s somethign to cheer you up
David Ehrenstein (2550d9) — 7/16/2011 @ 10:10 amComment by daleyrocks — 7/16/2011 @ 8:38 am
They’ll know “what”, just not who, other than “some guy in Dress-Blues”.
AD-RtR/OS! (6696ac) — 7/16/2011 @ 10:10 amLOL, David. My garden’s looking very homosexual today.
Dustin (b7410e) — 7/16/2011 @ 10:13 amdon’t mean a thing if
ColonelHaiku (cc5c75) — 7/16/2011 @ 10:28 amit ain’t got that swing shu-bop
shu-bop banana
walk a mila in
ColonelHaiku (cc5c75) — 7/16/2011 @ 10:32 ammy shoes give colonel the urge
huh? what foot fetish?
Maybe some grade-school kid in California can bring Ehrenstein to class for show-and-tell.
What-It-Is (0db5b1) — 7/16/2011 @ 10:32 amBut do American people actually know why Ben Franklin famously said, “all cats are gray in the dark”?
Gay History 101
ColonelHaiku (cc5c75) — 7/16/2011 @ 10:36 amthanks, Dustin
WhatDidAaronSayTheWorstSinIs- There is a great movie you would like, Enchanted, you should rent it, or even buy it, some time…
Seriously, for those with the mindset of a high school boys locker room, anything that comes cheap becomes cheap, i.e., not worth much. So if you think the more casual sex the better, don’t complain about how your daughter gets treated.
I did hear there is discussion whether California should be split into two states.
I’m looking forward to seeing how little Jimmy is treated when he says his mommy and daddy said to love gay people like Uncle John but they don’t agree with them, when he is told in second grade that some think Abraham Lincoln was gay. I leave it to you who think this is a good law to keep little Jimmy from getting punished at school, preferably not by removing him from his parents’ custody.
MD in Philly (3d3f72) — 7/16/2011 @ 10:40 amFranklin pulled the strings
ColonelHaiku (cc5c75) — 7/16/2011 @ 10:41 amAdams begged “fly my kite, please!”
lightning in bottle
From Widipedia:
Sacrosanctity was a right of tribunes in Ancient Rome not to be harmed physically. Plebeians took an oath to regard anyone who laid hands on a tribune as an outlaw liable to be killed without penalty.
The term comes from the phrase sacer esto (“let him be accursed”) and reflects that violation of a tribune’s sacrosanctity was not only a secular offense, but a religious offense as well.
Bill O'Reilly (e96858) — 7/16/2011 @ 10:54 amAdding a parenthetical every time a name is mentioned (liked to f*ck men, or liked to f*ck women, or liked to f*ck both men and women, or was a man or woman trapped in a woman or man’s body) in an American History textbook is real value for taxpayers. Bravo California. Winning The Future!
daleyrocks (bf33e9) — 7/16/2011 @ 11:10 amI used to play Widipede back around 1982. It was my favorite along with Defender and Battle Zone.
High Score (0db5b1) — 7/16/2011 @ 11:12 amMary Bono is not an ultraconservative you shatheads. Honestly what if she came out in support of cap and trade?
DohBiden (15aa57) — 7/16/2011 @ 11:13 amMe likey Mila as a friend
Kunis My blank-nis (0db5b1) — 7/16/2011 @ 12:39 pmPinhead alert on aisle 74
Mr. Bill-O (0db5b1) — 7/16/2011 @ 12:43 pmI just want to make it absolutely clear that I’m a homosexual. I don’t mean that I’m a little bit gay, I mean I’m WAY gay, thoroughly gay, totally gay, undeniably, certifiably gay. I’m so gay that just THINKING about those icky girl parts make me break out in a rash. Yeah, that’s right, pal, I pretty much wrote the book on queer…and, don’t y’all forget it.
P.S. Btw, I can help Mila with that make-up thing.
David Ehrenstein (7074ba) — 7/16/2011 @ 1:48 pmDavid, that’s cool.
My point that it’s a shame to inject ‘homosexual history’ into broken schools is not because I hate gay folks.
I don’t see the point in straight history either. I think kids need to learn how to read, write, and handle math primarily. They need to learn western civ on a grand scale, and American history beyond what some baby boomer is reminiscing about.
If there’s more time, they need to learn how to cook, change motor oil, balance a checkbook, operate a table saw, and basic marksmanship before they need to learn sexuality history or other social studies.
I would also say they need to learn a trade, even if they are Stanford bound.
I doubt there’s anywhere near enough time to teach them the fundamentals, let alone my wishlist, so there sure isn’t enough time to brainwash them with progressive talking points.
It’s none of my business if someone is gay, frankly. I’d say most of these stuff is actually undignified. Speculating that Honest Abe was gay seems really lousy.
Dustin (b7410e) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:07 pmDuh…….winning
DohBiden (15aa57) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:09 pmHonestly the media sometimes actually have prove whatever happened was alleged.
DohBiden (15aa57) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:12 pmthose icky girl parts?
ColonelHaiku (cc5c75) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:14 pmthere is not one to be found!
Venus in Blue Jeans
Jokes about female bodily functions are not funny.
Sexual Harrassment Panda (b7410e) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:14 pmPeriod.
Sexual Harrassment Panda (b7410e) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:15 pmmary bono was
ColonelHaiku (cc5c75) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:17 pmsonny’s biggest mistake next
to movie “Good Times”
I am only 50% immune to sarcasm, btw.
Dustin (b7410e) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:17 pmthat movie so bad
ColonelHaiku (cc5c75) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:19 pmthat his co-star George Sanders
commit suicide
ehrenstein prefer
ColonelHaiku (cc5c75) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:22 pmVenusPenis in Blue Jeans and thatokay… I suppose
Wow! Did Ehrenstein offer to help me with my makeup?
That would be awesome. Right now I look like I have a pair of black caterpillars on my forehead and two major league shiners.
As a matter of fact, I have so much makeup on that my head keeps tipping over, which is why I have a firm grip on my hair in the photo. I’m afraid if I let go my poor little neck might snap!
Any makeup tips would be greatly appreciated, and David if you should stop by my dressing room to give me some pointers, I swear to God, I won’t lay a hand on you…if you know what I mean.
Mila (7074ba) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:23 pmMila, David Ehrenstein knows NOTHING avout make-up. I’m the one to help you with that. I mix Michelle’s mascara personally.
Marcus Bachmann (2550d9) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:33 pmHe said period. heh heh heh heh
Beavis (c5a5ed) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:38 pmher mouth runs a mila a minute.
DohBiden (15aa57) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:43 pmDear Mila,
I can see from your photo that in addition to knowing nothing about how to apply make-up, you like to put little, teensy, tiny black things in your mouth, therefore I feel it would be inappropriate for me to make a personal visit to your dressing room.
I will, however, be happy to send you make-up tips by e-mail, ASAP.
Your (very platonic) friend,
Dave
David Ehrenstein (58ac08) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:50 pmDear Dave,
Oh thank God! And, please hurry with those e-mails, as my armpit is getting cold.
XOXOXO
Mila
Mila (58ac08) — 7/16/2011 @ 2:54 pmColonel #87. Not so. Sonny Bono had a bravura performance in this cinematic gem:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(film)
Simon Jester (0cbef3) — 7/16/2011 @ 3:47 pmWild on the Beach
ColonelHaiku (cc5c75) — 7/16/2011 @ 5:39 pmthat was it colonel wrong and
took george five more years
Sonny Bono rules.
DohBiden (15aa57) — 7/16/2011 @ 5:47 pm86. Period.
Comment by Sexual Harrassment Panda — 7/16/2011 @ 2:15 pm
But was it a Happy Period??
Always Marketing Department (6f2250) — 7/16/2011 @ 6:38 pmand colonel would do
ColonelHaiku (cc5c75) — 7/17/2011 @ 5:57 amfive hundred milas then he
do five hundred more
Mother Teresa opposed Abortion?
Then how come she accepted an invitation to the Clinton whitehouse you libtards?
DohBiden (d54602) — 7/17/2011 @ 7:40 amGood Manners!
AD-RtR/OS! (ce0593) — 7/17/2011 @ 8:51 amGood manners my arse she could have rejected but she didn’t.
DohBiden (d54602) — 7/17/2011 @ 8:54 amAgain, due to:
AD-RtR/OS! (ce0593) — 7/17/2011 @ 8:55 amGood Manners!
If you insist,Anyways Christoher Hitchens accused of being an anti-abortion hackjob.
Why doesn’t he just call her a self-loathing sellout.
DohBiden (d54602) — 7/17/2011 @ 8:59 amGood manners my arse she could have rejected but she didn’t.
Comment by DohBiden — 7/17/2011 @ 8:54 am
Thought you were kidding until that last comment. Mother Teresa attended the prayer breakfast in 1994, with the Clintons in attendance, and proceeded to give a very pointed speech against abortion (talking against government support for it also) and reaction shots of the Clintons were filmed during the speech. They sat stone faced in chairs and not applauding. They were not pleased. I remember seeing it on the news.
She’s done that (used an invitation to speak the truth) with some other well publicized invitations too IIRC.
no one you know (b4310d) — 7/17/2011 @ 9:03 amIf you insist,Anyways Christoher Hitchens accused of being an anti-abortion hackjob.
Why doesn’t he just call her a self-loathing sellout.
Comment by DohBiden — 7/17/2011 @ 8:59 am
He did.
no one you know (b4310d) — 7/17/2011 @ 9:06 amBTW the audio of the Mother Teresa speech is rather long so here’s the transcript if anyone is interested.
no one you know (b4310d) — 7/17/2011 @ 9:12 am#99. Sonny Bono
rulesruled.There… colonel fix it
ColonelHaiku (cc5c75) — 7/17/2011 @ 9:20 amSonny write “Needles and Pins”
great song by Searchers… I think.
Christopher*
DohBiden (d54602) — 7/17/2011 @ 9:54 amher*
DohBiden (d54602) — 7/17/2011 @ 9:54 amRacists. Everybody knows you Republicans won’t give Obama what he wants just because he’s black.
Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Victim) (bf33e9) — 7/17/2011 @ 10:14 amPlus you’re jealous of the size of his dick. It IS true what they say about black men. If you thought Anthony Weiner’s junk was big, you should see Barack’s.
Sorry Michelle.
Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Victim) (bf33e9) — 7/17/2011 @ 10:17 amHow DAAARE you sockpuppet me without my title! I am OUTRAGED!
Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (D-unce) (b4310d) — 7/17/2011 @ 10:30 amSheila, you’re so busy making love to that camera every day on the House floor that I know for a fact you’ve never seen my Barry’s junk. So there!
Michelle "1700 Calorie Lunches" Obama, reverting to default "angryface" status (b4310d) — 7/17/2011 @ 10:37 amOh alright then Mother Teresa opposed abortion which was why she was on Hitchen’s hitlist and she wasn’t an atheist.
DohBiden (d54602) — 7/17/2011 @ 10:41 amAnyone that supports Lesbianism but not Homosexuality is homophobic and misandrist.
DohBiden (d54602) — 7/17/2011 @ 11:18 amI just don’t get the popularity of Mila Kunis. She’s good looking, but that’s about it.
jimboster (e8d66a) — 7/17/2011 @ 9:07 pmBush was a compassionate conservative[read a progressive] and opposed Gay Marriage
You don’t need to necessarily support gay marriage to be one.
DohBiden (d54602) — 7/18/2011 @ 9:53 amAh, remember the good old days when this thread was actually funny?
Coloured Rose (9524a2) — 7/18/2011 @ 10:56 amLeftys regurgitating the shit about us defaulting.
Mila Kunis is sexy.
DohBiden (d54602) — 7/18/2011 @ 1:07 pmLeftys using junk science about second hand smoke to advance their anti-car agendas.
DohBiden (d54602) — 7/18/2011 @ 1:17 pmanti-smoking agenda I mean.
DohBiden (d54602) — 7/18/2011 @ 1:18 pmI meant to put a comma in the last post.
DohBiden (325a59) — 7/18/2011 @ 2:07 pmAfter agenda, that is.
DohBiden (325a59) — 7/18/2011 @ 2:08 pmI mean I meant to put a comma in after the word “agenda”.
DohBiden (325a59) — 7/18/2011 @ 2:08 pmI meant the word “agenda” in comma 122, not 125.
DohBiden (325a59) — 7/18/2011 @ 2:09 pm*comment
DohBiden (325a59) — 7/18/2011 @ 2:09 pm‘Cause no one would know what I meant otherwise.
DohBiden (325a59) — 7/18/2011 @ 2:09 pmYou know?
DohBiden (325a59) — 7/18/2011 @ 2:10 pmAre you my sockpuppet?
DohBiden (d54602) — 7/18/2011 @ 2:11 pmWho’s sockpuppet?
Retracto, the Correction Sockpuppet (325a59) — 7/18/2011 @ 2:15 pm*whose
Retracto, the Correction Sockpuppet (325a59) — 7/18/2011 @ 2:16 pm**whose
Retracto, the Correction Sockpuppet (325a59) — 7/18/2011 @ 2:16 pm***Whose
Retracto, the Correction Sockpuppet (325a59) — 7/18/2011 @ 2:17 pmI do not know;
I’m CEO.
Me American excuse;
For corporate abuse.
News Corp is large;
But I’m in charge.
So for the lies;
Try humble pie.
So sorry, you see;
Now don’t sue me.
Corrupt and frail;
Too old to jail?
Oh c’mon;
I’m all hands on.
And so’s the missus;
The Jonnie cake missed us.
The Board must know;
I will not go.
That’s me spin;
Me plays to win.
Suckers.
Rupert Murdoch (9d1bb3) — 7/20/2011 @ 3:42 amHow dare you make fun of Mary Bono. She may not be the young beautiful thing Sonny Bono married, but that peckerwood’s gone to his reward and she’s my woman now. So, show a little respect.
Cornelius Alexander McGillicuddy -R (FL-14) (338845) — 7/20/2011 @ 4:14 am