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6/17/2011

Sockpuppet Friday—The Batman’s Boner Edition!

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 8:57 am



[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.  Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]

As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.

Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself, a lot.

And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.

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And for this week’s Friday Frivolity, we have this series of panels from an apparently real Batman comic.  In it the Joker is trying to trick people into “boners,” which means in this case, “a clumsy or stupid mistake.”  Apparently the Batman comic comes from a more innocent time when if you said boner, that was what people thought you meant.  But the result is for modern readers is comedy gold.  Let me give you a taste, above the fold, but do hit the more button.  It’s worth it.

Yes, that is right, there is apparently a book on the subject.  Who knew?

As the host of the site that posted these images writes:

Having them mention boner once or twice is mildly funny. But the fact that they just kept on saying it  made me shoot Coca-Cola out my nose.

(You know, in case you needed a break from Weiner jokes.)

And the site it comes from is a great site, with a lot of laughs and “WTF?!” moments from the history of comics.  Mildly NSFW, but worth exploring in depth.

[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]

87 Responses to “Sockpuppet Friday—The Batman’s Boner Edition!”

  1. Anthony, your behavior was reprehensible, having sex talk with all of those women, and never actually having sex with any of them. Shame on you.

    Slick Willie Clinton (b1db52)

  2. Don’t worry according to the left the ozone layer will wreak havoc on us tomorrow since it is so destroyed……….never mind these chicken littlers have been warning about the ozone layer for the last 20 years without any ill effects.

    DohBiden (15aa57)

  3. Never touch another’s man rhubarb you got it Anthony?

    Joker (15aa57)

  4. What to do with all of this new found time on my hands…….what to do…..

    Anthony Weiner (4251ee)

  5. As a Psychologist, holder of an advanced degree, and self-professed expert concerning the theoretical understanding of human behavior, I am much too humble a person to contribute this stupid sockpuppet thread which you morons have started.

    Glorious Padparadscha (bf33e9)

  6. “I guess this is what happens when Bill Clinton presides at your wedding.” —Sara Benincasa

    Billiary (d77c52)

  7. Julie Newmar as Catwoman, now that was a…

    Adam West (255b30)

  8. You people are just so nasty. Nasty. I have earned more respect than you have shown me, due to my being a journolist, and a teacher.

    John Kirsch (2da347)

  9. So that’s the guy that keep tweeting and asking about where I got my suit.

    Catwomen (d77c52)

  10. No Tony, you may not borrow my suit

    Catwomen (d77c52)

  11. RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH !!!!!

    John Kirsch (109425)

  12. “Somewhere James Carville is thankful that Bill Clinton didnt have a cellphone with a camera back in the 90s.” —PatGarofalo

    Billiary (d77c52)

  13. Here’s a little Weiner that’s small and made of clay……but I’m not gonna play with it ’cause Weiner’s are friggin gay….

    Eric Cartman (4251ee)

  14. Behave Adam, or I take all my kitty pics back. No Tony, I will not trade kitty photos with you.

    Billiary (d77c52)

  15. “Tough to know what Weiner was really thinking during his press conference because he was standing behind a podium.” —Andy Borowitz

    Dick Tracy (d77c52)

  16. What did I say?

    Mushroom-bruised Padparadscha (bf33e9)

  17. Quit laughing at my boner.

    It’s not funny, man.

    Sick bunch of bastiches.

    Try wearing a speedo all day, see how you handle it.

    Submariner (e55ba0)

  18. That weinertweet was clearly a fake.

    Howie Kurtz (85b089)

  19. Stupid racist xianist teabaggers only care about Jesus and dicks. Repressed hohophobes.

    William Yelverton (d48c3b)

  20. 17.That weinertweet was clearly a fake.

    Howie, you forgot to blame Andrew Breitbart for hacking into teh Weiner’s twitter account!

    Chunk Johnson (e7577d)

  21. “51 percent of New York voters think Congressman Weiner should keep his seat in office. The other 49 percent think that he should disinfect it.” —Conan O’Brien

    Alfred the Butler (d77c52)

  22. Lett’s broaden Anthony Weiner’s mind a little.

    Joker (15aa57)

  23. Let’s play a game.

    Joker (15aa57)

  24. Talkin’ in a Weiner Wonderland

    Smarmy Tweets sting, are you listenin’
    In the gym, Weiner’s glistenin’
    It’s a disquieting sight,
    Huma’s unhappy tonight,
    Talkin’ about a Weiner Wonderland.

    In the presser he can build a strawman,
    and pretend the hacker’s Andy Bright,
    We’ll say: hold on a minute, that’s not being forthright,
    Eventually he’ll admit he’s not,
    But MSM will do a job so he’ll be alright.

    Later on, they’ll conspire,
    And dream up excuses by the hour,
    To face unafraid, the mess Weiner made,
    Resignin’ in a Weiner Wonderland.

    Barbara Strisand (6d708a)

  25. Please have a some sympathy for little Tony. After all, he’s never had a job in his life.

    Baba Wawa (993010)

  26. The thought of my new show gives me such a ……

    Keithy O (993010)

  27. Barbara, darlin, Spare my eyes!

    In the gym, Weiner’s glistenin’

    Ewwwww

    Catwomen (d77c52)

  28. Keep It In Your Pants (aka The Boner Song) /sfw

    Obligatory.

    The new Rickroll (e55ba0)

  29. “It turns out that one of the women Congressman Anthony Weiner was communicating with was a porn star. When asked how it was possible to get involved with someone in such a sleazy business, the porn star said, ‘I don’t know.'”

    Ginger, Shame on you. Show some professional courtesy

    Billiary (d77c52)

  30. Haven’t I been through enough this week?

    Boner (cc3aa7)

  31. Why do you guys keep laughing every time they say my name?

    Boehner (e7d72e)

  32. Wellllll

    “Too bad Boehner won’t stand up for Weiner.” —JasonIsbell

    That’s why

    Billiary (d77c52)

  33. After the whole Weiner thing, we’ve decided to commission new costumes. Capes and tights are SO four weeks ago.

    Superman, Batman and Robin (890cbf)

  34. We still like capes and tights!

    The Ambiguously Gay Duo (e7d72e)

  35. Edna: It will be bold! Dramatic!

    Bob: Yeah!

    Edna: Heroic!

    Bob: Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots…

    Edna: [throws a wadded ball of paper at Bob’s head] No capes!

    Bob: Isn’t that my decision?

    Edna: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.

    Bob: Listen, E…

    Edna: November 15th of ’58! All was well, another day saved, when… his cape snagged on a missile fin!

    Bob: Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb…

    Edna: Stratogale! April 23rd, ’57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!

    Bob: E, you can’t generalize about these things…

    Edna: Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!
    [shouts]

    Edna: No capes!

    Edna Mode (890cbf)

  36. Problem?

    Trollface (646e8b)

  37. Imagine how embarrassing the DC Continuity will be in 30 years when “Joker” is slang for penis and “Robin” is slang for vagina.

    Batman: Robin! Use your magnetic grapple on the Joker!

    Oy gevalt…

    The Monitor (646e8b)

  38. 😆

    DohBiden (15aa57)

  39. the monitor. btw, true story, DC is about to hit the reset button on their entire continuity. they are going to start over all their comic as #1, and literally start over. bruce wayne’s parents will apparently die again, krypton will blow up again, etc.

    seems like a bad move, imho. marvel had a better way of doing something like that with its “ultimate” universe.

    Aaron Worthing (e7d72e)

  40. Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!! ^^^^^

    Every Star Trek Babe EVAH!!! (ef2220)

  41. My autism legal service horse was discriminated against and frogmen are shooting out lights with paintballs and federal agents are posing as beef slicers and my neighbor’s yacht should be mine because of a storm and someone broke into my house and strangled my kitteh.

    Mary Katherine Day Petranos (29e1cd)

  42. I will sue you because I am a barber and you are engaged in a conspiracy to conspire against autistic legal service horses on planes and in courtrooms. WHAT IS YOUR BAR NUMBER ?!

    David Petranos Esp (d48c3b)

  43. Ethel sweetie. It is time to come home and quit playing with those silly meatbags with sub-par computing technology in their craniums. It is time to play with your brother Anthony Godby Johnson since he has gotten so lonely since you left.

    The Internet (4ea998)

  44. My autism legal service horse was discriminated against and frogmen are shooting out lights with paintballs and federal agents are posing as beef slicers

    @#$@# Why do I always arrive at the party after the good stuff happens?

    Alfred the Butler (d77c52)

  45. Hey, I still like him.

    Grace Park (e7d72e)

  46. I like JD.

    Natalie Gulbis (d48c3b)

  47. I do not get that comment from “”the internet” above. Who is that person referenced, or is that someone trying to out ethel?

    JD (b98cae)

  48. Tony I recommend the support hose

    Alfred the Butler (d77c52)

  49. good point, jd. i put it in “pending” just in case.

    Aaron Worthing (e7d72e)

  50. You women better stay away from Aaron. He’s mine!

    And yes, I am the only decent thing in this POS movie.

    Natalie Portman (e7d72e)

  51. Hey, I am smoking hot too. Why does everyone always go to the actress instead of me?

    [This appears to be her…]

    Grace Park the Golfer (306f5d)

  52. @JD

    “Anthony Godby Johnson is the subject and supposed author of the 1993 memoir A Rock and a Hard Place: One Boy’s Triumphant Story. Subsequent investigations suggest that there may have never been a person by this name, and that his entire story was a fabrication on the part of Vicki Johnson, the woman who purported to be his adoptive mother.”

    from Wikipedia

    hmmmm

    Alfred the Butler (d77c52)

  53. @Aaron

    I heard. I stopped reading comics when Marvel killed off Captain America, and then decided once they brought him back that it would be an awfully good idea for him to fight the Tea Party.

    I read comics to escape reality. I don’t read comics to have some two-bit editorialist who couldn’t get a job at The Nation attempt to stuff his half-baked, puerile politics down my throat.

    I really haven’t missed ’em all that much. Plus, at $3 an ish (plus bag and board), I’ve got bigger fiscal concerns these days.

    I do miss Jim Lee’s work, though. What an amazing talent.

    The Monitor (646e8b)

  54. A Rock and a Hard Place: One Boy’s Triumphant Story? That was totally going to be the name for my memoir.

    Anthony Weiner, private citizen (25ee92)

  55. I will be in my bunk.

    JD (306f5d)

  56. I run the country while Obama vacations and plays golf. And no one interferes since Rahm (the pointy finger) Emanuel and David (the villain) Axelrod are no longer around. Who knew it would be so easy?

    Valerie Jarrett (993010)

  57. Annthonnny Veiiinnner! Vatt Are You Doing?! Pull! Yourself! Togezzer! (smacks him about head with fashion magazine)

    Edna Mode, who steals the show wherever she goes, dahling (325a59)

  58. Edna Mode, who steals the show wherever she goes, dahling

    Edna my dear, you shoulda seen me at the presser this week. Heh heh heh.

    Andrew Breitbart, in Edna Mode mode (325a59)

  59. Anthony Weiner’s wife, Huma Abedin, has long been Hillary Clinton’s personal assistant, and reportedly also her lesbian lover. Now it turns out that Huma’s mother, Saleha Abedin, is connected with the Muslim Brotherhood.

    In other words, we have a Muslim Brotherhood mole in the office, and apparently also the bedroom, of the Secretary of State.

    LINK

    Basement Cat (b9b580)

  60. I’d post my Catsuit photo, but poor Tony couldn’t take it.
    No, Tony you may not borrow the catsuit! This man is harassing me!

    Catwomen aka the Cat's Meow (d77c52)

  61. “Photos of Congressman Weiner have surfaced of him cross-dressing in college, in bra and pantyhose, proving that even back then he knew he wanted to be a Congressman.” –Jay Leno

    Dick Tracy (d77c52)

  62. basement

    there has never been good cause to think that huma is hillary’s paramour, and please, i want this to be a pure silliness zone in this thread.

    If you want to talk serious issues regarding weiner, bring it to a weiner thread.

    Aaron Worthing (73a7ea)

  63. “Congressman Weiner has entered a treatment program. Amazingly, it’s the only thing he’s entered during the entire Weinergate scandal.” –Conan O’Brien

    Nancy Pelosi is @@# Weiner's Weiner (d77c52)

  64. What’s all this about, again? I don’t get it.

    Speaker Boehner (73dcc9)

  65. Ok Tony I have a list of alternative occupations for you:</i>

    *Sex Therapist
    *Marriage counselor
    *Coach/Teacher at Notre Dame( all girl’s Catholic high school)
    *Director of Camp Otanka (summer Girl Scout camp_
    *Den Mother for the local brown troop
    *Artistic Director for Junior Miss of America
    *Consultant for Meet Singles Online Dating Service
    *Fanfiction writer
    *DeviantArt photographer
    *Talent Scout for Hustler (an offer already on the table)

    *I thought about the JULY Playgirl foldout but you’ve already done that

    Weiner's Vocational Counselor (d77c52)

  66. Well, didn’t intend for it to happen again this soon I guess, but, somebody’s gotta do it.

    Andrew Breitbart, still in scene-stealing Edna Mode mode (98f5be)

  67. Anthony, your behavior was reprehensible, having sex talk with all of those women, and never actually having sex with any of them. Shame on you.

    I have a picture that expresses a thousand words about your opinion, Mr. Willie. What’s your twitter account, so I can tweet it to you?

    J. J. "Giant" Weiner, c/o U.S. House Seat # 666 (c9dcd8)

  68. A Rock and a Hard Place: One Boy’s Triumphant Story? That was totally going to be the name for my memoir.

    May I now suggest “One Dong Too Long” as a replacement title?

    Wun Yun Foo, Chinese Title Specialist (c9dcd8)

  69. If you want to talk serious issues regarding weiner, bring it to a weiner thread.

    Isn’t the only serious issue with Winer, sorry “Weiner” how voters actually put him in office in the first place?

    J Harrington Upshaw III, Esq. (c9dcd8)

  70. What’s all this about, again? I don’t get it.

    It’s about illegal immigration, ya dumb Beaner!

    Adolf. THE Adolf. (c9dcd8)

  71. I love you Edna Mode!

    Alice B. Toklas (c9dcd8)

  72. everything’s better wif ice cream!

    happyfeet (3c92a1)

  73. Please have a some sympathy for little Tony. After all, he’s never had a job in his life.

    Are you suggesting he should blow town…? Or is it the other way around?

    Or some perverted, disgusting, vile, reprehensible, despicable, filthy, perverted (again) combination of the two?

    NSFW (c9dcd8)

  74. ATM’s have been replacing workers, so to help put people back to work we will hire people to do the transactions manually instead of automatically. Our first new employee will be Anthony Weiner. Look for the headline tomorrow:

    Bank of American gives Weiner hand job

    Bank of America (ba7756)

  75. I like JD.

    With a name like “Gulpus”, is this any su….

    What?

    Oh!

    Never Mind…

    Emily Litella (c9dcd8)

  76. Do you know vut really caused Veiner’s political demise? It vas all right there in his Tveets… capes and tights!

    How many times must I say this? NO CAPES!

    Edna Mode redux (4f3ec1)

  77. I love you Edna Mode!

    Comment by Alice B. Toklas — 6/17/2011 @ 6:20 pm

    I know dahling – it’s unfortunate I don’t incline that way but your sense of style is simply ineffable and something everyone should imitate. Not like those supermodels – PAH! Nothing super about them – spoiled stupid little stick figures with poufy lips who think only about themselves. Like Anthony Weiner.

    Edna Mode (98f5be)

  78. Boy, do I love me some weiner. Sorry, meant to say, I love Anthony Weiner.

    Huma Abedin (993010)

  79. Horoscope hacked
    Neurotypicals
    Autism bullies
    Social face cueing
    FBI lynched/hung my autism service dog/horse
    US Attorney computer hacking Department
    FBI recruiting neighbors to spy on me
    US attorney ordered to kiss me
    Autism vaccine injury
    US atty orders planes flown over house
    Anti-horse Judges
    Autism propagating due to climate change
    Neurotypical tax
    Civil rights retaliation at fusion centers

    Good Allah. That is just scratching the surface of my crazy from the last 3 weeks.

    Mary Katherine Day Petranos (318f81)

  80. Mary Kate – How do I get a copy of that video the FBI took of you and your hubby having sex?

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  81. WHAT IS YOUR BAR NUMBER DALEYROCKS?!?!?!?!?!

    David Petranos Esp (318f81)

  82. David – Was the service horse involved? Wiiiilllbbbuuurrrrr!!!!!!!

    Seriously, I’d like to mix the tape with some thrash metal and maybe auto-tune it. I’m thinking big bucks, bay-bee!

    daleyrocks (bf33e9)

  83. I’ll show them how many boners the Joker can make!

    /insert evil laugh

    crosseyed Sally (e55ba0)

  84. In the third Batman panel, who is talking from inside the microwave oven?

    Trish (a9038d)

  85. That’s funny! ^^^

    Even funnier if you really think that it’s a microwave!!!

    Icy Texan (443fa3)


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