Sockpuppet Friday—the Bad Voice Acting Edition!
[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here. Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]
Weinergate and the Edward indictment? You guys must be positively chomping at the bit for a sockpuppet thread. So here you go.
As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.
Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself, a lot.
And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny. And try to make your Weiner jokes original.
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And for this week’s Friday frivolity, you get this man, identified as Dean, doing face acting to bad video game voice acting. And they are pretty bad (although Dean is pretty good):
To be fair, I think often the voice acting is fine, it’s just that the writers gave the actors nothing to work with. And here’s more from the guy:
Of course he alleges that these are the worst video game acting of all time but that is objectively untrue, given that this didn’t make it onto the list:
I like that game, but that was pretty weird.
Hat tip: Joystiq.
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]
Tony Weiner,
You’re arguing you don’t know what your own junk looks like? That isn’t plausible unless you are as fat as me.
Mike Moore (e7d72e) — 6/3/2011 @ 8:19 amBitch stole my thunder.
Willard (890cbf) — 6/3/2011 @ 8:41 amBless you Anthony Weiner…….
Barney Frank (c5a5ed) — 6/3/2011 @ 9:04 am[Fixed that for you.]
The Real Barney Frank (e7d72e) — 6/3/2011 @ 9:10 amHallelujah!
Leno, Letterman, Stewart, Colbert (a2a019) — 6/3/2011 @ 9:17 amI’m so glad twitter and Yfrog and the internet in general weren’t around when I was younger. I would have never been elected President.
Bill Clinton (6cfe93) — 6/3/2011 @ 9:59 amCan I have a moment to confer with my hair dresser please officer. I want to look fabulous for the mug shot.
Silky Pony (4ea998) — 6/3/2011 @ 10:13 amWe were gonna do one our demonstrations outside of John Edwards’s courthouse, but then people would AGREE with us, sort of. That would throw our whole vibe off.
Westboro Baptist Church (890cbf) — 6/3/2011 @ 10:22 amI’m hearing about the existence of a compromising photograph of a big-time commenter.
@patriot76 (081489) — 6/3/2011 @ 10:22 amWho here has bad dick picture management skills? Hmm?
he’s immensely talented
happyfeet (a55ba0) — 6/3/2011 @ 10:30 amBitch boy stole my look.
Captain Underpants (890cbf) — 6/3/2011 @ 11:34 amMan that junk looks good to me! Maybe with some sauerkraut and celery seeds?
Rahm Yoo Manual (0e06a9) — 6/3/2011 @ 11:38 amSo, Mr Wiener, if that isn’t your junk, then pray tell: how many pictures of other men’s wieners do you have on file?
Conservative Commentator (f8a299) — 6/3/2011 @ 11:43 amTweet me your thingy, Wiener!!
Barney Frank (f8a299) — 6/3/2011 @ 11:45 amWeiner? phshaw! Amateur hour.
Sean Salisbury (1fc204) — 6/3/2011 @ 11:49 amSee judge the thing is I knew nothing about what was going on with that woman. It was all Andrew Young who took money from the till and paid her off. Heck, he even admitted to being the father of that child way back in 2008. So since the weiner don’t fit you must acquit!
John Edwards (84ebcd) — 6/3/2011 @ 12:58 pmJohn – I’m going to make your remaining sorry-ass life a living hell.
Elizabeth Edwards (255b30) — 6/3/2011 @ 1:33 pmAs you decide whether or not to earn less money in order to avoid being subject to the Health Care Reform mandate, I’d like to offer the following inspirational song. The words have certainly guided me and my associates in our lives of public service.
Neal Kumar Kaytal (4f3ec1) — 6/3/2011 @ 1:45 pm“14.Tweet me your thingy, Wiener!!
Comment by Barney Frank — 6/3/2011 @ 11:45 am”
No way, Barney. I know what you will do with it. And it wasn’t what I had in mind.
Rep Anthony Weiner (f23d3e) — 6/3/2011 @ 3:15 pmToday we took another step against political corruption. The DOJ will continue to pursue members of both parties. As proof of our non-partisanship we went after John Edwards. Granted his acts were a long tme ago, he is no longer a fund raising vehicle for the Democratic Party, and he will never be elected to public office again did not enter into the picture. And by he way, Obama contributors will continue to get a free pass.
DOJ Spokesperson (0cd6a2) — 6/3/2011 @ 3:22 pmSee, I told you I was pro business. Of the 54,000 new jobs last month, half were by McDonalds. All because I gave them a waiver on the health insurance requirements. Thank you for the campaign contributions all you Micky D franchise owners.
Obamaman (0cd6a2) — 6/3/2011 @ 3:25 pmBefore I forget, I also had waivers issued for just about every business in Pelosi’s district. Allah forbid rich liberals would have to pay for any health care reform.
Obamaman (0cd6a2) — 6/3/2011 @ 3:27 pmHa! Call that a Weiner? More like a tiny cocktail sausage. The girl out west got short changed.
Women's conservative caucus (0cd6a2) — 6/3/2011 @ 3:30 pmWe have a report some weiner is impersonating Weiner’s weiner. Looks like this is a job for Homeland Security. I will personally inspect Weiner’s weiner as he isn’t sure the picture isn’t the Weiner, weiner.
Big Sister Janet (0cd6a2) — 6/3/2011 @ 3:37 pmYou know Wiener, I am glad that was not a picture of my weiner. If mine were that small even Monica wouldn’t have given me a blowjob.
Slick Willy Clinton (0cd6a2) — 6/3/2011 @ 3:43 pmHonest, Bill, I have seen bigger ones.
Hillary (0cd6a2) — 6/3/2011 @ 3:43 pmAin’t she cute?
Todd (4496dc) — 6/3/2011 @ 4:02 pmI am serious. Captain Smegma is my trusty sidekick. Congressboy Weiner is our inspiration.
Foreskin Man (306f5d) — 6/3/2011 @ 4:05 pmI Felch goats.
William Yelverton (29e1cd) — 6/3/2011 @ 4:12 pmSo, Anthony, do you have any dinner plans tonight?
Barney Frank (fccc6f) — 6/3/2011 @ 4:16 pmStop pushing!
Grey Haines Underwear (fccc6f) — 6/3/2011 @ 4:17 pmNever underestimate the ability of others to condescend:
http://legalinsurrection.blogspot.com/2011/06/so-now-all-these-people-will-apologize.html
sarah palin (72470d) — 6/3/2011 @ 4:17 pmI enjoy lying about the auto bailouts. I am going to use this new stump speech in all 57 states. Now, STFU, bitter clingers, I have to get back to work reading every word of every memo so I am the smartest person in the room at every breifing, and working on those necessarily skyrocketing energy costs.
Teh One (b98cae) — 6/3/2011 @ 4:17 pmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tony, Tony Tony, now do it again!!!!
Charlie Crist (fccc6f) — 6/3/2011 @ 4:18 pmIt feels good, yeah!
“No Cialis for you!”
Weiner's Pharmacy Nazi (fccc6f) — 6/3/2011 @ 4:19 pmAll right you bunch of twits, listen up. There’s a new bitch in charge and I’m it.
You call youselfs a liberal media. Ha! Our ad revenue is in the tank. Hell, we can’t even get an ad from Soros. The liberals are getting beat up all over the place and you just sit there. Weiner gets better support from Ed Schultz than he gets from us. And He’s from F’en New York.
And you, Paul, yeah you, the doofus with the “Nobel Prize in Economics.” Can’t you put together a reasonable argument supporting Obama without sounding like a complete idiot?
We have to show we are non-partisan so I will need a couple of volunteers to beat up on John Edwards for a couple of days. He sin’t worht diddly to the liberal cause anymore so it’s time to follow the Obama creed and throw him under the bus.
And can’t one of you come up with a reasonably beleivable trashy story on Palin? Hell, does anybody know where she is?
Now get out! Leave me in peace so I can figure out why I took tehis job.
NYT Staff meeting (0cd6a2) — 6/3/2011 @ 4:22 pmParty like its 1773. I have dum in my head.
Sarah Palin (85b089) — 6/3/2011 @ 4:57 pmYa know what Crist that is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard.
DohBiden (15aa57) — 6/3/2011 @ 5:13 pmA sockpuppet, yeah, that’s exactly what it was…
A. Weiner (ba7756) — 6/3/2011 @ 5:15 pmI knew John Holmes, and Representative, you’re no John Holmes.
Bawney Fwank (ba7756) — 6/3/2011 @ 5:17 pm@36
Ummm…. no.
Paul Krugman (4f3ec1) — 6/3/2011 @ 5:39 pmNot sure if the media caught that or not but except for Sarah not many people know that Charlton Heston was on the back of Paul Revere’s horse passing out NRA membership applications… oh gotta go time to pass around the SarahPac offering plate…
Todd Palin (df75ff) — 6/3/2011 @ 5:40 pmEric Johnson dreams of me when he touche his weiner.
Sarah Palin (306f5d) — 6/3/2011 @ 6:05 pmHey didn’t anyone hear me? I am running for President. Why is Sarah here too? Come on now please people pay attention to me.
Mitt Romney (4f8b94) — 6/3/2011 @ 7:01 pmExtra, Extra, read all about it! Weiner Pulls Out! http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/news/123109063.html?page=2#comments
Journal Sentinel Website buried in Weiner Jokes.
Milwaukee newspaper boy (0cd6a2) — 6/3/2011 @ 7:32 pmHey! I lost my dick. Has anyone seen my dick?
Anthony Weiner (4fbede) — 6/3/2011 @ 8:11 pmTony, Tony. That’s just silly. It is not possible to lose your dick.
John Edwards (4fbede) — 6/3/2011 @ 8:13 pmDid someone say dick?
Barney Frank (4fbede) — 6/3/2011 @ 8:15 pmI used to be a dick.
Zombie Ted Kennedy (4fbede) — 6/3/2011 @ 8:16 pmJohnny @47
Nice dick you got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it.
Your pal,
Richard "Dick" Trumka (4fbede) — 6/3/2011 @ 8:22 pmDick
Hahahahahaha…snort…hahahahaha…gasp…
Tony, I’ve seen your dicpic. Hahahahahaha.
No wonder you deny it is a pic of yur dick.
I guess its all a matter what the meaning of dick is.
Slick Willy C (4fbede) — 6/3/2011 @ 8:35 pmWell, I guess you people won’t have me to kick around anymore.
Zombie Dick Nixon (4fbede) — 6/3/2011 @ 8:39 pmIf Weiner went commando like me, he wouldn’t be having to identify his Fruit-of-the-Looms.
Cosmo Kramer (f23d3e) — 6/3/2011 @ 8:40 pm