Sockpuppet Friday—The Governator Edition!
[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here. Or by Twitter @AaronWorthing.]
As usual, you are positively encouraged to engage in sock puppetry in this thread. The usual rules apply.
Please, be sure to switch back to your regular handle when commenting on other threads. I have made that mistake myself, a lot.
And remember: the worst sin you can commit on this thread is not being funny.
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And for our Friday frivolity, we have the awfulness of The Governator. Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger, fresh off being a really crappy governor, wants to remind us all about that with a comic book, cartoon and movie based on a new superhero, called The Governator. And they even have an ad made for this:
Wow, that makes me long for the quality and artistic purity of The Last Action Hero.
Of course it doesn’t quite achieve the heights of crazy and/or creepy witnessed with Seampunk Palin…
…or the Righteous Retribution of Barrack the Barbarian (follow the links for a lot more crazy)…
But that is still awful enough as it is.
Please Ahnold, we are begging you. Just stop. Right now. Stop.
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And let’s not forget that the game Mercenaries 2 lets you actually play as Palin or Obama as shown in this (intentionally) hilarious video.
Hey, wow, the President is kind of bad-___.
[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]
See, there IS something worse than my singing…
Rebecca Black (e7d72e) — 4/8/2011 @ 10:19 amThank f***ing GAIA: I’m no longer gonna be the worst cartoon in history.
Captain Planet (890cbf) — 4/8/2011 @ 10:37 amI’ll be back Kal-E-For-Nia!!
Mr Freeze (0a0272) — 4/8/2011 @ 10:37 amNo, Captian planet, you were not the worst cartoon of all time.
Not by a long shot.
Aaron Worthing (e7d72e) — 4/8/2011 @ 10:46 ami want my cancer screening!
K-man (fb8750) — 4/8/2011 @ 10:47 amA Statement from JoAnne KlappenBurg:
“We owe Patrick Frey our gratitude for his more than 8 years of blogging service. Patterico readers have spoken and I am grateful for, and humbled by, your confidence and trust. I will be independent and impartial and I will develop posts based on the facts and the law. As I have traveled the internet, people tell me they believe partisan politics do not belong in …”
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What?
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
JoAnne Kloppenburg (a2a019) — 4/8/2011 @ 11:01 amHere’s an idea for somebody with knowledge and talent, superimpose Kloppenburg on Bogart’s Captain Queg(sp?) on the stand in the “Caine Mutiny”,
MD in Philly (3d3f72) — 4/8/2011 @ 11:14 am“We ran a good, clean campaign, I tell you, I know we won, I know the results will hold up, I know they will. They will, they will!”
So, the defeat of Prossers shows the Tea Party, is an utter failure, what do you mean he won?
chris matthews (cfef6a) — 4/8/2011 @ 11:21 amIn the hand to hand combat scenes of Mercenaries 2 trailer, Sarah Palin is far more convincing.
SPQR (26be8b) — 4/8/2011 @ 12:42 pmOK, Aaron, the worst cartoon ever with an A-list, $20M-a-movie actor providing the lead voice. So nyah.
Captain Planet (890cbf) — 4/8/2011 @ 12:58 pmIt’s just not fair that we don’t get to go to Williamsburg this weekend. We did so want to pretend we are patriots. Even better, have some of the good southern cooking and a little Lynchburg Lemonade.
Michelle Obama, FLOTUS (d09837) — 4/8/2011 @ 1:36 pmWell, at least he was able to drive thru the Gaviota tunnnel the correct direction!
Mrs Robinson (116346) — 4/8/2011 @ 1:39 pmYou know what a government shutdown means, don’t you? It means we won’t get a cure for cancer. And it means Christopher Reeves might not walk again.
Senator Barbara Miklulski (160e2d) — 4/8/2011 @ 1:56 pmAnd just who is that hussy pictured clinging onto my husband?
Michelle Obama, the First Lady of the United States (5a4fb2) — 4/8/2011 @ 4:42 pmGet me a sword, and I’ll split her skull to the teeth.
Michelle Obama, the First Lady of the United States (5a4fb2) — 4/8/2011 @ 4:46 pmwhistles…
Vera Baker in WoW Cosplay (c16eca) — 4/8/2011 @ 5:15 pmI have kidnapped this litter of cute, cuddly, tiny little bosons I had found recently. If you shut down the government and cut off my funding you will never see them again! Their muons will be on your hands.
The Masked Tevatron (140a8a) — 4/8/2011 @ 5:16 pmDon’t look at me. I have no idea what I am doing.
Barack Obama (d09837) — 4/8/2011 @ 5:49 pmI’ve heard some people like women, so I like them, too. And believe you me, my bff Nancy says the nasties want to kill them. Especially if they’re old or babies. So, the only choice is to shut down government.
Now, get out of my chamber.
Sen. Harry hey what is my last name anyway? (98fa24) — 4/8/2011 @ 6:47 pmAll we have to do is announce a lie and the MSM believes and reports it as fact. If they only knew how foolish they are.
Generic Democrat (d09837) — 4/8/2011 @ 7:21 pmIt looks to be a tight race for the Supreme Court Seat in Wisconsin. Every vote needs to be counted in this….
The POTUS, Obamaman (0cd6a2) — 4/8/2011 @ 7:25 pmWhat do you mean, she’s losing by 7,000 votes? Shit it is too late for dead people from Chicago to vote…..
Yes, I know the Congress is in session on budget government funding votes, but to me it is more important to be here in Boston and suck up $$ from Soros.
Nancy P (0cd6a2) — 4/8/2011 @ 7:29 pmWhat the heck did I do?
Myanmir K. Mcdaffy (98fa24) — 4/8/2011 @ 7:36 pm