Patterico's Pontifications


CPAC Straw Poll Winner: Ron Paul, Again

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 7:48 pm

A guy who thinks, among other things, that the Middle East is none of our business, and declares he wouldn’t do much about Iranian nukes.

So are the CPAC Paul supporters idiots, or just utterly ignorant about this fool’s positions?

UPDATE: Speaking of the Middle East: if, unlike Ron Paul, you care what is going on there, Dan Collins has a useful roundup.

Tell Your Favorite Joke

Filed under: General — Patterico @ 9:08 am

It’s been a while since we had a joke-telling thread. I want the lurkers to de-lurk for this one. Tell us your favorite joke in the comments.

I don’t have a favorite, but here is one to get you started:

Two guys are playing golf. One is about to chip on to the green when he sees a funeral procession near the course. He stops, takes off his cap, and bows his head to pray. He stays there with his head bowed until the procession passes.

“Wow,” says his companion. “That was very touching. I have never seen that kind of respect from a golfer. Usually guys are too preoccupied with their golf game.”

Guy says, “Well, we were married for forty-seven years.”

UPDATE: They don’t have to be golf jokes. It’s just a coincidence that the one I picked was a golf joke.

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