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2/8/2011

On the Israeli UFO

Filed under: General — Aaron Worthing @ 1:37 pm



[Guest post by Aaron Worthing; if you have tips, please send them here.]

Oh, sure, they are telling you that the UFO spotted over Jerusalem is a hoax.  But it’s all part of the plan.  They don’t want you to know the awful truth:

Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

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Sidebar: Wouldn’t it be funny if we could convince the Israel-haters in the Muslim world that this video clip was genuine?

[Posted and authored by Aaron Worthing.]

24 Responses to “On the Israeli UFO”

  1. I guess somebody really doesn’t want us to know the truth. All I see on my screen is a big blank spot where I assume a picture or video is supposed to be.

    “They” also don’t want us to hear Woodson, just a small black square there.

    Using IE, some version or another.

    MD in Philly (3d3f72)

  2. Kind of funny but the Columbia Space Shuttle mission which ended catastrophically during reentry had an Israeli on board and that created an extraordinary amount of paranoia among the arab street at the time.

    SPQR (26be8b)

  3. “Israeli” is misspelled in the headline.

    aunursa (a2a019)

  4. Wouldn’t it be funny if we could convince the Israel-haters in the Muslim world that this video clip was genuine?

    If I could make that happen, I would be the happiest man alive.

    Scott Jacobs (218307)

  5. Hey! I thought the Jews were only supposed to control THIS world!!!!

    TimesDisliker (f3451c)

  6. Hey! I thought the Jews were only supposed to control THIS world!!!!

    On the contrary, each of us will end up controlling 310 worlds! So there! (B. Talmud, Sanhedrin 100a, 90a)

    Milhouse (ea66e3)

  7. When the previous Lubavitcher Rebbe (R Joseph I Schneersohn) was arrested by the NKVD, his interrogator showed him a pistol and said “this little toy has made many a man talk”. He replied, “that little toy can frighten a man who has many gods and only one world; I have only one God but two worlds, and the worst your toy can do is transport me from this one to the next, so it does not frighten me.”

    Milhouse (ea66e3)

  8. Could be they got lost, and couldn’t link with that Alien mothership in San Pedro some months back, damn wormholes.

    narciso (e888ae)

  9. well, if you can’t see the video its Mel Brooks’ bit “Jews in Space.”

    Aaron Worthing (73a7ea)

  10. SPQR

    worse yet, they crashed over palestine, texas, so they took it as a sign.

    Aaron Worthing (73a7ea)

  11. Those Joooooooooooos sure are sneaky.

    JD (2647ac)

  12. JD

    ah crap i am slipping. that is right the video is “Jooooos in space.” how could i forget?

    Aaron Worthing (73a7ea)

  13. Paul

    heh. btw i think i saw it in the jawa report that later that guy was arrested on terrorism charges.

    btw, the real story is that the guy didn’t accidentally mispell it. he did it on purpose because he thought then it would give him plausible deniability. which is actually dumber than if he had just mispelled it.

    Aaron Worthing (e7d72e)

  14. he did it on purpose because he thought then it would give him plausible deniability.

    What?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    You’re right, he somehow managed to be dumber than he looked, despite looking dumber than a rock.

    Dustin (b54cdc)

  15. Dustin

    and for extra comedy, if you look at some versions of the pic, you can see the word “zionist” above the word “juice.” like many anti-semites he was hiding behind the fig leaf of anti-zionism.

    Aaron Worthing (e7d72e)

  16. “worse yet, they crashed over palestine, texas, so they took it as a sign.”

    Yes. The cartoon on Al Jazeera was really vile.

    pst314 (672ba2)

  17. Old joke from my primary school days:
    Q: Why did the boy throw an orange at the synagogue?
    A: To see the juice come out.

    Q: Why did the boy throw an egg at the church
    A: To see the yolks come out.

    Milhouse (ea66e3)

  18. USS Liberty — never forget.

    stari_momak (d5f987)

  19. Hipster Hitler is effing hillarious.

    And if you disagree with me, you’re worse than Hitler. 🙂

    Scott Jacobs (d027b8)

  20. #19, the tapes from the Liberty incident have been released, and they confirm that it was a case of mistaken identity. The pilot couldn’t see the US flag, and it was way off from where it should have been. As soon as the pilot saw the flag, he told his controllers and the attack was aborted. But while we’re on the subject, just what was it doing there? Was it perhaps helping the Egyptians?

    Milhouse (2e50ab)

  21. stari_momak, I don’t forget. I don’t forget the lives of US sailors lost to an unfortunate tragedy and I don’t forget the vile and despicable lies invented by anti-semitic scum about the Liberty.

    SPQR (26be8b)

  22. Gosh, I wish I would have had that inforamtoin earlier!

    Marlee (b3539f)


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